How about the survey for old men and women?
Do you own a colostomy bag? Have you had your prostate checked recently? Is menopause becoming more of a day-ruiner than anything else? Do you need help across the street? Do you like to make fun of teenagers because you know that deep inside, you wish you were one again, as opposed to the wrinkly beer-bellied mess you are now?
Answers, answers, answers.