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Old 04-04-2007, 10:15 AM
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Location: Michigan
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Dear whiny teenagers:

How would you like to participate in a fascinating market research study? By setting aside just a few minutes of your time, you can make a positive contribution to the ongoing education of whiny teenagers such as yourselves in a noteworthy midwestern college town. In fact, all you have to do is answer three questions:

What media (e.g., websites, TV shows, radio programs, magazines, newspapers, comic books, video games, books, advertisements, CDs, concerts, etc.) do you consume on a regular basis? (Please be specific.)

What media do your friends and peers consume on a regular basis?

What media do you think of as specifically geared toward your age group?

In recognition of your participation you will receive a grant of $7,000* from the Michigan Council for the Study of Media's Effects on the Whininess of Teenagers. Thank you for your time and attention.

(*Some restrictions apply. Void in inhabited areas.)
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