Dear whiny teenagers:
How would you like to participate in a fascinating market research study? By setting aside just a few minutes of your time, you can make a positive contribution to the ongoing education of whiny teenagers such as yourselves in a noteworthy midwestern college town. In fact, all you have to do is answer three questions:
What media (e.g., websites, TV shows, radio programs, magazines, newspapers, comic books, video games, books, advertisements, CDs, concerts, etc.) do you consume on a regular basis? (Please be specific.)
What media do your friends and peers consume on a regular basis?
What media do you think of as specifically geared toward your age group?
In recognition of your participation you will receive a grant of $7,000* from the Michigan Council for the Study of Media's Effects on the Whininess of Teenagers. Thank you for your time and attention.
(*Some restrictions apply. Void in inhabited areas.)
So well informed I don't know where the truth begins.