A) Conan the Barbarian is fucking awesome. The world needs more awesome barbarian movies.
B) The trailer looks simultaneously moronic and kickass. Should be a fun popcorn movie.
C) However -- why is it that the native tribes always need a white dude to save them? All their own warriors combined can't stand up to the vikings, but the 10-year old scrawny Scandinavian kid they rescue from the shipwreck is going to protect them single-handedly? Weak.
So well informed I don't know where the truth begins.