Originally Posted by Div
My friend invited me to go to the mall with him last week. Turned out it was all a big ploy to get me to go into Build A Bear with him so he could make a bear for his girlfriend
Build a bear? With what? Legos?
He's like "yo give me yo insurance information!" and I'm like "I didn't hit you with no car, I hit you with this mack truck I call a fist!"