This is what I would ask the band:
"You guys have been busy claiming 'the new album is the best thing we've done since the reunion, there's no bad track, blah, blah, blah. Every new artist thinks that the latest thing they have just put out is a strong effort! Aren't you guys taking this album a bit too seriously?"
He's like "yo give me yo insurance information!" and I'm like "I didn't hit you with no car, I hit you with this mack truck I call a fist!"