Originally Posted by Div
When I went to Hershy I took the tour of the factory and was promised free chocolate at the end by the tour guide. When I reached the end they just gave me a little "fun size" bar (I wanna meet the asshole who decided to call a piece of chocolate the size of a quarter "fun") so I was pissed off and decided to shoplift a giant solid Hershey kiss from the gift shop on my way out. This thing was like the size of a grapefruit and lasted for weeks
He's like "yo give me yo insurance information!" and I'm like "I didn't hit you with no car, I hit you with this mack truck I call a fist!"