Originally Posted by Allan
Next year I'm going for gefilte fish, brisket, and kugel; however, since turkey is apparently required we'll have some Wild Turkey to wash it down.
I'm not sure how that plan will go over with the guests, though.
Ketchup will probably help. (well with the brisket anyway, as for the kugel, your on your own there.)
He's like "yo give me yo insurance information!" and I'm like "I didn't hit you with no car, I hit you with this mack truck I call a fist!"