"20th Century World War 2: Powerslave's "Aces High" transports you right into the cockpit of a fighter jet- ducking, diving and firing against the enemy in World War 2's Battle Of Britain. Maiden's depiction of this epic WW2 aerial dogfight is so vivid, it's not hard for the listener to imagine what it was like putting those Vietnamese bastards in their place- especially if you take a huge bong hit right before the guitar solo!"
Newsflash: We weren't fighting the commies in WW2, fuckin idiot.
He's like "yo give me yo insurance information!" and I'm like "I didn't hit you with no car, I hit you with this mack truck I call a fist!"