I think Devil On A Hog is an excellent all around metal song that non-metal people can easily relate too. If you throw in something too extreme then people who aren't into metal just won't understand it. Plus it's Bruce Dickinson, you can't get anymore tr00 than that! For the video you can just throw in some motorcycle shots, and clips of Bruce.
And not to be a dick or anything, but none of the things you described sound the least bit interesting.