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orlandodavis 04-25-2011 03:45 PM

Five Finger Death Punch needs a new bassist.
 
Requirements include: Hard rock/Alternative metal look, must be under 35, not over six feet tall. Oh, and tattoos are a plus. Stay classy guys. [URL="http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=157257"]http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=157257[/URL]

rjturtle9 04-25-2011 03:46 PM

[QUOTE=orlandodavis;356159]Requirements include: Hard rock/Alternative metal look, must be under 35, not over six feet tall. Oh, and tattoos are a plus.[/QUOTE]

What about the ability to play bass?

orlandodavis 04-25-2011 03:49 PM

They said the ability was a plus, not required.:lol:

NecroRob 04-25-2011 03:52 PM

It takes them 7 points before they mention musical ability as a requirement (well not really a requirement I guess)

But it is an absolute necessity to look like a badass, NO EXCEPTIONS!

DethMaiden 04-25-2011 03:58 PM

How much is required in the fighting skills department?

Northern_Shaman 04-25-2011 04:01 PM

[quote]* Hard rock/alternative metal look
* Your image MUST be compatible with the band (absolutely no exceptions!)
* Under 35 years of age (no exceptions)
* Athletic build
* Not over 6 feet tall
* Tattoos a plus[/quote]

I LMFAO'd.

rjturtle9 04-25-2011 04:01 PM

lol @ No drinkers or smokers.

Must look like a rockstar, but can't party like one? So in order to join this band you have to look like an asshole, and that's it. Oh how I hate tough guy metal.

ravenheart 04-25-2011 04:05 PM

[QUOTE=rjturtle9;356160]What about the ability to play bass?[/QUOTE]

Irrelevant.

Wizzbang11 04-25-2011 04:11 PM

When reading the title I assumed that this was not news and instead you about to go on a rant about how much he sucked, and the fact that you posted that in news made me very pleased.

orlandodavis 04-25-2011 04:12 PM

The lead singer looks like Stephen Geoffreys from Fright Night.


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