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Possibly My all time favorite band. Im gonna review this in Anal Cunt lyric format. Why? Because im gay.

Seth cant play Grindcore after he came out of his coma
He had to play Glam metal cock rock
He's secretly a fan of Chuckberry anyway
I fuckin hate glam cock rock cause its gay
I deny seeing Motley Crue at Ozzfest
This is the best thing Glam Metal album ever put out
Yes,even better than Pantera's Power Metal or that one Gay Discharge Album
This album only has 10 songs instead of the usual 40.
Songs are actually 2 minutes long(FAGS!)
Not long and boring like the new Iron Maiden album
I illegally downloaded this so Seth couldnt spend his money on Crack
This wasnt as gay as Picnic of Love
Now heres the track listing.

1. Fuck Yeah [B]5/10[/B]
2. Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach [B]6/10[/B]
3. Loudest Stereo [B]6/10[/B]
4. Kickin' Your Ass And Fuckin' Your Bitch [B]5/10[/B]
5. Hot Girls On The Road [B]9/10[/B]
6. Whiskey, Coke And Sluts [B]6/10[/B]
7. All I Give A Fuck About Is Sex [B]10/10[/B]
8. I'm Gonna Give You AIDS [B]10/10[/B]
9. Yay! It's Pink! [B]7/10[/B]
10. I Wish My Dealer Was Open [B]6/10
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I hope i dont get in trouble for this. Fans of AxCx might like it. I thought it was decent and i can listen to it again. Decent for their second Parody album.

[QUOTE=elturtleboy;310562]
2. Crankin' My Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach [B]6/10[/B]
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Best AxCx title ever.

[QUOTE=elturtleboy;310562]Possibly My all time favorite band.[/QUOTE]

:confused::confused::confused:

[QUOTE=Indestructible;310656]:confused::confused::confused:[/QUOTE]

:lol:

I'm with you there, buddy.

[QUOTE=Indestructible;310656]:confused::confused::confused:[/QUOTE]

Nobody seriously believes AC are good musicians. People like elturtleboy enjoy them for the humorous song titles and lyrics. And even if someone really likes their music you shouldn't hate on peoples taste. Especially if some of your favorite bands are Disturbed and Green Day. :2cents:

[QUOTE=BloodoftheKings;310662]. And even if someone really likes their music you shouldn't hate on peoples taste. Especially if some of your favorite bands are Disturbed and Green Day. :2cents:[/QUOTE]

Yeah cause no one here hates on my tastes all the time

Heres the thing,Disturbed and Green Day can actually make music with thought. They can actually sing,they are not talentless their songs actually have a point. They are actually music.

[QUOTE=Indestructible;310664]Yeah cause no one here hates on my tastes all the time

Heres the thing,Disturbed and Green Day can actually make music with thought. They can actually sing,they are not talentless their songs actually have a point. They are actually music.[/QUOTE]

I wasn't really defending AC (not really a fan). Disturbed are not actually that talented. All of their songs sound exactly the same and Dan Donegan is a very mediocre guitar player. And since when do Disturbed songs have points. :confused:

[QUOTE=Indestructible;310664]

Heres the thing,Disturbed and Green Day can actually make music with thought. They can actually sing,they are not talentless their songs actually have a point. They are actually music.[/QUOTE]

that's bullshit. and grindcore is not music by definition, which is embraced by everyone in the community. so your argument will get you nowhere.

[QUOTE=Indestructible;310664]Yeah cause no one here hates on my tastes all the time

Heres the thing,Disturbed and Green Day can actually make music with thought. They can actually sing,they are not talentless their songs actually have a point. They are actually music.[/QUOTE]

Aye, and you responding in like makes you no better than them. Battle not with monsters lest ye become a monster.

And making sweeping statements such as that is one of the reasons why you receive as much shit as you do on this forum.

I genuinely enjoy listening to noise/blurcore era AxCx.
And quite a few of their songtitles are goddamn hilarious.
I certainly prefer them to Disturbed.

I have no interest in hearing Seth Putnam play cock rock, at all.