HOLY SHIT THIS IS A RANT!
I hate people who like a band that is "fake" hipster metal (or even real metal!) but swear up and down that they hate metal and shit like that.
I have friend and her brother is pretty cool. I got him interested in Boris and he's a huge Boris fan. Now, some of you may not agree, but I think Boris is metal. But this kid, he says "oh, I'm just gonna wait outside until Boris comes on" so he misses Torche and Lair of the Minotaur. Come the fuck on! I can't wait for the pit that will happen during LotM and see some hipsters get their shit ruined because they don't want to spill their coffee.
Secondly: fuck The Sword. They are not real metal. They have plagiarized shit and are a knock-off of every single good stoner metal band. They are jokes and they've just taken the joke too far. It's just a band for latte-drinking hipsters wrapped in scarves and wearing girl jeans to think that they're cool. "huhuhu, i like the sword, i'm gonna go see them and throw up them DEVIL HORNS huhuhu irony is hilarious" THE WHOLE FUCKING CULTURE OF SCENE/HIPSTER KIDS IS BASED ON IRONY HOLY SHIT *EXPLODES*
Bands who are not metal:
Job For A Cowboy
The Dillinger Escape Plan
Between The Buried And Me
FUCK OFF NOWADAYS POSER METAL
Crush The Lies - Aryan Terrorism
i'm looking forward to Priest on Aug. 1
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