I hate people who like a band that is "fake" hipster metal (or even real metal!) but swear up and down that they hate metal and shit like that.

I have friend and her brother is pretty cool. I got him interested in Boris and he's a huge Boris fan. Now, some of you may not agree, but I think Boris is metal. But this kid, he says "oh, I'm just gonna wait outside until Boris comes on" so he misses Torche and Lair of the Minotaur. Come the...