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mankvill
07-18-2008, 07:10 PM
SMNNews (http://www.smnnews.com/2008/07/18/kataklysm-dying-fetus-to-team-up-for-tour/)

Kataklysm
Dying Fetus
Keep of Kalessin :eek:
Eluveitie
Arsis (select dates)

09/26/08 The Pearl Room – Mokena, IL
09/27/08 Harpo’s Concert Theatre – Detroit, MI
09/28/08 Peabody’s Concert Club – Cleveland, OH
09/29/08 Blender Theater at Gramercy – New York, NY
09/30/08 Sonar – Baltimore, MD
10/01/08 The Palladium – Worcester, MA
10/02/08 Jaxx – W. Springfield, VA
10/03/08 The Masquerade – Atlanta, GA
10/04/08 Ground Zero – Spartanburg, SC
10/05/08 Volume 11 – Raleigh, NC
10/07/08 Meridian – Houston, TX
10/08/08 White Rabbit – San Antonio, TX
10/09/08 Ridglea Theater – Dallas, TX
10/10/08 Club 101 – El Paso, TX
10/11/08 Soma – San Diego, CA
10/12/08 The Key Club – Hollywood, CA
10/14/08 The Avalon – Santa Clara (San Francisco), CA
10/15/08 Hawthorne Theater – Portland, OR
10/16/08 Studio Seven – Seattle, WA
10/24/08 Le Medley – Montreal, QC – CANADA
10/25/08 L’Imperial – Quebec City, QC – CANADA
10/26/08 The Opera House – Toronto, ON - CANADA

More to come!

mankvill
07-29-2008, 10:24 AM
Okay, this is actually this years Death By Decibels Tour.

New Dates added to first post!

Spiral_Slave
07-29-2008, 11:41 AM
I'm really hoping for a FL date just to see Eluveitie.

ChildrenofSodom
07-29-2008, 12:08 PM
So, Mankvill, did it take alot of effort to unearth this information?

mankvill
07-29-2008, 01:40 PM
So, Mankvill, did it take alot of effort to unearth this information?

So much that I Strained my Acacia tendon.

:eyes:

ChildrenofSodom
07-29-2008, 01:45 PM
So much that I Strained my Acacia tendon.

:eyes:

That joke was the katalyst for an asskicking.

mankvill
07-29-2008, 01:53 PM
That joke was the katalyst for an asskicking.

I'm gonna go ahead and Protest that.

ChildrenofSodom
07-29-2008, 02:01 PM
I just realized that I posted my fantastic pun in the wrong thread. Why did you have to make two tour date threads? You better watch yourself, and hope your senses fail you not, for when the shadows fall, I wil be at the gates of your abode, ready to be your slayer. And your family will view your corpse inside the white chapel, and there will be little between the buried and me, six feet under.

mankvill
07-29-2008, 05:43 PM
I just realized that I posted my fantastic pun in the wrong thread. Why did you have to make two tour date threads? You better watch yourself, and hope your senses fail you not, for when the shadows fall, I wil be at the gates of your abode, ready to be your slayer. And your family will view your corpse inside the white chapel, and there will be little between the buried and me, six feet under.

i'm laughing too hard to do anythign witty :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

ChildrenofSodom
07-29-2008, 06:24 PM
i'm laughing too hard to do anythign witty :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Do you accept your demise? If you refuse, I will crush you into Angel Dust. I will take the role of annihilator. I will put anthrax in your mail. While you play your games unsuspectingly, I will burn you in the arcade fire. You are my arch enemy. An armored saint you are not. I will destroy you at all cost, for I am an atheist, and I have no conscience to stop me from committing an atrocity. Many aspiring killers will ask for my autograph, and I will give it to them, as an Autumn offering. The queenly baroness shall cry at the sight of your corpse on that once barren cross. The beatles will crawl through your decaying flesh like termites through wood. I will make you a believer, and I beseech you: heed my words, or I will take you beyond fear. The black tide of death will bring misery and pain to your life. You will swim in the bloodbath! The wailers will cry of your suffering. As I sit here, I brainstorm all the ways to slay you. I want to make the murder very inexpensive, I dont want to be breaking benjamins. In fact, in order to save money on the funeral, I will kill two other men, so that you can all be a burial chamber trio. And in that graveyard, you will be buried inside. Your carcass will be burnt by the sun, and you will be marinated in that crimson glory.

No cinderella story for you. You were not a clutch under pressure; you could not return my volley of puns. I suppose you are not used to such comedy; you have been corrupted by mainstream society. That is the corrosion of conformity. But I offer the cure. I can reverse that damageplan. I can steal you away from that dark tranquility, your darkest hour, at the dawn of solace, not as the daylight dies. I have the magic skills comparable to those of demons and wizards. I can turn back the hour hand on your death clock. I will spare your soul, i will not dismember you. I will help you, if you kneel down before me here on this Earth. I have a friend, this Ed guy, that knows a thing or two about music. He works at wal-mart, stocking the m&m section. And he can help you, your life will not be for-ever grey.

Explosions in the sky will signal the fall of serenity: fates warning. Your mind may become a fear factory, but do not be tricked by these events. The firefighters at the firehouse will deal with those problems. They will deal with the force of evil. From first to last. The gathering of myself, you, and this ed guy will be our genesis, of a new life. So GODSPEED YOU! I shall act as your grave digger, and return you to life, the great white life of the dark lord. Heaven shall burn at the sight of your return, to the hell within. Don't forget to wear your helmet. And bring plenty of pipes, because down in hell, we are going to get high on fire, with Him. And when the fires of hell are exstinguished on that fateful day, there will an iced earth awaiting of arrival. For we are immortal. We gained this status using an immortal technique, that will take us forever into eternity, in flames, and we will nevermore fear death.

The sword we use to crush the gates of hell will be forged with iron made in Damascus, the strongest of steel from that orphaned land. I hear rumor they used similar swords in camelot. There is little need for use to travel the whole world. For example, there is no cataclysm that would force us to go to Kansas. For we would experience catatonia there.

And we will carry goodluck charms, such as rabbits feet and kid panda hands, so that the creator cannot harm us. We will set our killswitch to engage and create a kingdom of sorrow.

Div
07-29-2008, 06:26 PM
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ChildrenofSodom
07-29-2008, 06:35 PM
We will live in a world of hate, where machine men do our bidding. And Portugese Manowar will dance to our delight. Mastodon and meatloaf will be the only things on the menu at our eateries. There will not a ministry, for that would signify a bad religion. The Mob rules in our land. In fact, the mob deep inside our ranks will provide us with security. The Montgomery gentry will provide us will no problems, for they fear destruction. Our buildings will be mighty and tall, I heard straight from the mouth of the architect. Municipal waste will be taken care of, so as to avoid another toxic holocaust due to the poison. I heard a mystic prophecy that we will be rich like kings! We will live in a new Eden (so much like that paradise lost) Nightingales will, as well as sparrows, swarm and sing for our pleasure. The night ranger will grant us a weekly night wish. You could even ride up Pegazus if you so wished, maybe do a loopty-loop, or a perfect circle around the sky. I will be king, and you will be prince. We shall plant green carnations and porcupine trees. We shall be anti-mercy, and pro-pain. A Rainbow shall adorn our banner, a black flag, and we will kill anyone that is anti-flag, the shall hang from a red chord, tied into a slip knot.

But we are in no rush to achieve this perfection. The shades of twilight will again shine on our fortunes, even as the sky swallows the sun, OH! You are a strapping young lad, not the average candy stryper that was once my sworn enemy. Yes, indeed.

Oh, and we better hurry up: the sleepytime gorilla museum closes at 4:20, and I still have to pick up a new cable for my weedeater.

mankvill
07-29-2008, 07:58 PM
"A Rainbow shall adorn our banner, a black flag, and we will kill anyone that is anti-flag, the shall hang from a red chord, tied into a slip knot."

my head fucking exploded :lol: :lol: :lol:

DreamEvil001
07-29-2008, 09:05 PM
goddamn, why do you get him started?

mankvill
07-31-2008, 01:40 PM
More dates and Arsis is performing with them in Canada.

Dimebag_Rusty
08-09-2008, 07:34 PM
All we need now is some canadian dates. I would love to see arsis seeing as how they missed toronto a few times now.

Kataklysm will be awesome to see again.. dying fetus and keep of kalessin is icing on the arsaklysm cake.

LoveInSlowMotion
08-20-2008, 10:20 PM
Fuck yes Keep of Kalessin you are the best opening band ever.

mankvill
09-19-2008, 05:44 PM
SMNnews (http://www.smnnews.com/2008/09/19/arsis-added-to-select-dates-of-death-by-decibels-tour/)

ARSIS will join up with KATAKLYSM, ELUVEITIE, and KEEP OF KALESSIN for the following dates on the “Death By Decibels” tour

October 18 - Colorado Springs, CO @ Black Sheep
October 19 - Denver, CO @ Marquis Theater
October 20 - Tulsa, OK @ The Marquee
October 21 - Louisville, KY @ Unclea Pleasants
October 23 - Toronto, ON @ Opera House
October 24 - Montreal, QC @ Le Medley