JRA
12-21-2007, 06:22 AM
So last night I dreamt I was in my Sociology class, and I have my laptop which is blaring Snoop Dogg's "Gin & Juice." The room is dark and our professor walks in, and at least two minutes of silence from everybody else must have gone by before I realized that she was waiting for me to turn off the music so she could start a class movie! This is of course outside of the fact that "Gin & Juice" contains such wonderful lines as,
"So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah"
"Dre got some bitches from the city of compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, Im raisin up off the cot"
...very awkward. Later on in the dream, my Sociology prof. is driving me and another student to some place I don't remember, when "Comfortably Numb" comes on. I guess I made some type of "yea" comment, because then she asked me "Which do you like better, 'Gin & Juice' or 'Comfortably Numb'?" I say "Comfortably Numb" because of the 'awesome guitar solo." She then says fecitiously, "I bet you'd like 'Gin & Juice' better if it had that guitar solo!" She then proceeds to sing that solo in the key of 'Gin & Juice,' and it was the most awful offkey thing I had ever heard in my life.
"So what you wanna do, sheeeit
I got a pocket full of rubbers and my homeboys do too
So turn off the lights and close the doors
But (but what) we dont love them hoes, yeah"
"Dre got some bitches from the city of compton
To serve me, not with a cherry on top
Cause when I bust my nut, Im raisin up off the cot"
...very awkward. Later on in the dream, my Sociology prof. is driving me and another student to some place I don't remember, when "Comfortably Numb" comes on. I guess I made some type of "yea" comment, because then she asked me "Which do you like better, 'Gin & Juice' or 'Comfortably Numb'?" I say "Comfortably Numb" because of the 'awesome guitar solo." She then says fecitiously, "I bet you'd like 'Gin & Juice' better if it had that guitar solo!" She then proceeds to sing that solo in the key of 'Gin & Juice,' and it was the most awful offkey thing I had ever heard in my life.