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DarkTwilight
12-08-2007, 07:48 AM
OK this isn't the kind of thread that you take seriously... so if your going to take this seriously, don't post. We were all really fucked up last night and listening to Blind Guardian, Nightfall in Middle Earth. We started the album from the beginning and when we got to track four, nightfall, one of my friends sang a different chorus, the original being "nightfall... quietly crept in and changed us all" and he's like "nightfall... buy me a breathmint and change the song" i LMAO'D. we were talking about it and someone else said metallica's cover of die my darling by the misfits the "don't cry to me oh baby" sounds like "don't cry tomato baby" LOL

any one else have any more?

ChildrenofSodom
12-08-2007, 08:06 AM
okay...

Everyone you love is a dead bird.

I'm fixing a pair of jeans.

Slow response, erection returns.

overkiller
12-08-2007, 08:53 AM
There's a hilarious video of misheard lyrics for "Limbs" by Agalloch. I almost wish I had never seen it, because now whenever I listen to that song I can only think of THE DEATH STARRRRR AT THE SHOWWWWWW


I think it's by the same guy who did the ones for Trivium (hilarious) and Pantera (kinda funny).

SomewhereInTime72
12-08-2007, 09:58 AM
okay...

Everyone you love is a dead bird.

I'm fixing a pair of jeans.

Slow response, erection returns.

You left out CLITORIS RACE.

DarkTwilight
12-10-2007, 04:10 AM
You left out CLITORIS RACE.

Help me out here, I'm lost about the song your talking about!!! i bet its really obvious too...

Maiden33
12-10-2007, 05:42 AM
I've always been inclined to sing:

"Nightfall - quietly it crapped in and changed us all"

SomewhereInTime72
12-10-2007, 08:30 AM
Help me out here, I'm lost about the song your talking about!!! i bet its really obvious too...

http://clitorisrace.ytmnd.com/

In mist she was standing. :)

floydhunter9
12-10-2007, 12:10 PM
"The best made tacos of the earth" FTW

DethMaiden
12-10-2007, 01:11 PM
Thought I could not leave this place on this cinnamon day.

powerslave_85
12-10-2007, 01:17 PM
"Through the fuckin' ice and the albatross hammers on!"

DethMaiden
12-10-2007, 01:18 PM
"Through the fuckin' ice and the albatross hammers on!"

I always sing along to it that way :rocker: :rocker: :rocker:

DarkTwilight
12-10-2007, 05:33 PM
"Through the fuckin' ice and the albatross hammers on!"

this is the only one i understand. someone please help me out here =]

ADD
12-10-2007, 05:57 PM
Ok, might be good to post the original lyrics cuz I only recognize Rime and Nightfall from this thread :eyes:

floydhunter9
12-11-2007, 12:19 PM
Oh yeah, I always get the "a light induced" part of "Rational Gaze" by Meshuggah confused with "I...LIKE...JUICE!" But I'm told many people do. <_<

Fe Maiden
12-11-2007, 02:16 PM
In Lord Of The Flies by Iron Maiden it sounds like:


"We must prepare ourselves for the elephants."



REAL lyrics "We must prepare ourselves for the elements"


In No One Like You from the Scorpions it sounds like:

"If I have a joint I would stay."


REAL lyrics "If I had a choice I would stay."

ADD
12-11-2007, 02:33 PM
My mom always thought Halford was singing "I'm your purple lover" instead of "I'm your turbo lover" until my brother and I heard her and were like wtf :lol:

JRA
12-11-2007, 02:35 PM
My mom always thought Halford was singing "I'm your purple lover" instead of "I'm your turbo lover" until my brother and I heard her and were like wtf :lol:

I did not think to this day that song could be more homosexual. :D

ADD
12-11-2007, 02:37 PM
I did not think to this day that song could be more homosexual. :D
:lol:

JohnnytheSlayer
02-19-2008, 04:45 PM
It seems ridiculous just reading it. but listen to the song and hear Flynns slurring vocals and you'll understand.

From Aesthetics of Hate

"Aesthetics of hate,
I hope you burn in hell"

"Aesthetics of hate,
I hope you quack in hell"

Fe Maiden
04-16-2008, 10:39 AM
OK, this made me crack up!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKJQrkNUHLQ

Fe Maiden
04-16-2008, 11:13 AM
This one is pretty good too:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4HVV8X5OKs&feature=related

Fear Of The Duck:dorky:

HECHO EN MEXICO
04-19-2008, 03:41 AM
I did not think to this day that song could be more homosexual. :D
:lol:

ChildrenofSodom
04-19-2008, 10:35 AM
It seems ridiculous just reading it. but listen to the song and hear Flynns slurring vocals and you'll understand.

From Aesthetics of Hate

"Aesthetics of hate,
I hope you burn in hell"

"Aesthetics of hate,
I hope you quack in hell"

The title is "Stupid Misheard Lyrics", not "Misheard stupid lyrics."

DethMaiden
04-19-2008, 12:32 PM
The title is "Stupid Misheard Lyrics", not "Misheard stupid lyrics."

:party: :party: :lol:

HECHO EN MEXICO
04-20-2008, 09:58 PM
The title is "Stupid Misheard Lyrics", not "Misheard stupid lyrics."

:D

Div
07-28-2008, 06:18 PM
we have a winner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

ChildrenofSodom
07-28-2008, 06:21 PM
we have a winner http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZA1NoOOoaNw

Excellent!!

Now poop on us Oliver!!

Div
07-28-2008, 06:45 PM
http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/8860/hindufonzezd4.jpg

ChildrenofSodom
07-29-2008, 01:57 PM
http://youtube.com/watch?v=maPL70f_9Mo

Div
11-03-2011, 07:20 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gQ5-vPcfE-Y


its obama, its obama, its obamaaaa

treghet
11-03-2011, 08:03 PM
http://youtu.be/j-cro_l8HLY?t=52s

A GIANT VAGINA SHITTING MY HEAD