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ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:01 PM
My first attempt at corpsepainting. I was in a hurry, and didnt really go for creativity, just to do it for the experience. THIS IS A JOKE! I AM NOT A BLACK METALLER, AND I AM NOT TRYING TO BE GRIM OR FROSTBITTEN. DONT TAKE ME SERIOUSLY!

http://img91.imageshack.us/img91/5267/picture006em9.jpg

http://img463.imageshack.us/img463/4663/picture003da2.jpg

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/5287/picture002bs6.jpg

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:07 PM
http://ruthlessreviews.com/pics5/bm2/bm3.jpg

Div
05-02-2007, 06:07 PM
noooooo dont eat the kitty :(

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:08 PM
I know, Brad...thats where I got my inspiration....:tp:

MetalDrummer888
05-02-2007, 06:10 PM
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ive done it too :eyes:

the difference is i didnt take pictures/put them online

:lol:

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:10 PM
I know, Brad...thats where I got my inspiration....:tp:

Just figured I'd beat Brady to the punch :party:

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:11 PM
Just figured I'd beat Brady to the punch :party:

I know. I did it, just to make Addi and Brady mad :lol: :hecho:

And MD888, only the truest of us have digital cameras, but thats okay :D

Div
05-02-2007, 06:12 PM
you know what would be funny? if that paint brady told u to get was really permanent or something, and u just put it on ure face.

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:12 PM
you know what would be funny? if that paint brady told u to get was really permanent or something, and u just put it on ure face.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:13 PM
you know what would be funny? if that paint brady told u to get was really permanent or something, and u just put it on ure face.

I didnt get the kind he suggested :allan: :party:

We have this gay thing at school called Wacky Wednesday...Totally corpsepainting next year.:horns:

Div
05-02-2007, 06:16 PM
Ya know what else would be funny? If NPJr. came in here and made another Peter North joke.

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:18 PM
Ya know what else would be funny? If NPJr. came in here and made another Peter North joke.

Said what? ;)

Div
05-02-2007, 06:18 PM
something a bit more creative than that.... but you said it not me :eyes:

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:24 PM
Man, I was cracking up when Brady was telling him to buy oil-based paint. I was really, REALLY hoping he would.

overkiller
05-02-2007, 06:27 PM
you know what would be funny? if that paint brady told u to get was really permanent or something, and u just put it on ure face.

That's why I was telling him to buy oil paint... :allan:

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:29 PM
FYI- You might (operative word here) look like less of a dork if you'd bothered to wash the paint off your hands first.

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:29 PM
Man, I was cracking up when Brady was telling him to buy oil-based paint. I was really, REALLY hoping he would.

:lol: You knew? That's so fucking hilarious :lol:

overkiller
05-02-2007, 06:30 PM
Oh, and I did it better:

http://photos-227.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/7/32/19801777/n19801777_30203227_6021.jpg

:D

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:31 PM
Oh, and I did it better:

http://photos-227.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/7/32/19801777/n19801777_30203227_6021.jpg

:D

See, maybe I'm nuts, but that actually looks really fucking grim to me. That could be a Darkthrone cover for all I know.

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:31 PM
:lol: You knew? That's so fucking hilarious :lol:
You think I actually would have told him?? And ruin the possible hilarity? No fucking way.

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:32 PM
You think I actually would have told him?? And ruin the possible hilarity? No fucking way.

I wasn't suggesting that, I just didn't know you knew that's what oil paints were.

I sure as hell didn't :eyes:

overkiller
05-02-2007, 06:32 PM
See, maybe I'm nuts, but that actually looks really fucking grim to me. That could be a Darkthrone cover for all I know.

I don't fuck around :cool:

http://photos-229.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/7/32/19801777/n19801777_30203229_6681.jpg

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:33 PM
I wasn't suggesting that, I just didn't know you knew that's what oil paints were.

I sure as hell didn't :eyes:
Yeah, you need thinner to get oil paints off. You learn these things when your dad is a craftsman/handyman.

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:33 PM
Yeah, you need thinner to get oil paints off. You learn these things when your dad is a craftsman/handyman.

:lol: Putting thinner on a face wouldn't hurt or anything...

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:35 PM
:lol: Putting thinner on a face wouldn't hurt or anything...
Yeah, but it still would have been funny. And he may not have known how to get it off.

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:35 PM
I used regular craft paint. And it came right off in the shower..Nice try though..

And considering I dont have long hair, I dont listen to much black metal, and I am not a cool as Brady...It is no wonder his pics are better than mine. Plus it was my first time, I had no idea what I was trying to do, and I was in a too-well-lit room..

Oh well....

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:35 PM
FYI- You might (operative word here) look like less of a dork if you'd bothered to wash the paint off your hands first.

Yeah..I was in a hurry....:hecho:

overkiller
05-02-2007, 06:36 PM
I used regular craft paint. And it came right off in the shower..Nice try though..

And considering I dont have long hair, I dont listen to much black metal, and I am not a cool as Brady...It is no wonder his pics are better than mine. Plus it was my first time, I had no idea what I was trying to do, and I was in a too-well-lit room..

Oh well....

It was my first time too. I think the key difference was that I was wasted by the time the pictures were taken :lol:

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:38 PM
It was my first time too. I think the key difference was that I was wasted by the time the pictures were taken :lol:

Yours do look very nice. I will keep practicing...Then you can compare my noob pics, to my expert pics. :D

I might get my emo brother to do it too...he looks just like those In Flames guys :lol:

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:38 PM
I think this thread can be a learning experience for us all.
How to Take Corpse Paint Pictures:
Rule #1: No kittens.
Rule #2: Location is key. Graveyard/old church = Grim. Your parents' home office = Not grim.

Div
05-02-2007, 06:39 PM
See, maybe I'm nuts, but that actually looks really fucking grim to me. That could be a Darkthrone cover for all I know.


Yea, and the way the camera flash (im assuming) reflects off the eye just makes it look more evil


tho the guy in the background looks kinda bored. :lol:

EvilCheeseWedge
05-02-2007, 06:39 PM
I LOLed

DethMaiden
05-02-2007, 06:39 PM
I think this thread can be a learning experience for us all.
How to Take Corpse Paint Pictures:
Rule #1: No kittens.
Rule #2: Location is key. Graveyard/old church = Grim. Your parents' home office = Not grim.

:lol: :lol:

overkiller
05-02-2007, 06:40 PM
Yea, and the way the camera flash (im assuming) reflects off the eye just makes it look more evil


tho the guy in the background looks kinda bored. :lol:

I rolled my eyes back in every picture, though the flash might've had something to do with that too.

And yes :lol:

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:41 PM
I think this thread can be a learning experience for us all.
How to Take Corpse Paint Pictures:
Rule #1: No kittens.
Rule #2: Location is key. Graveyard/old church = Grim. Your parents' home office = Not grim.

1) I was supposed to be eating the kittens.....Funny thing though, as I was going down the steps to my basement, I jumped and growled at my black kitten, and it jumped back, then as I stepped forward, it hit my foot and flipped down the 15 stairs...Thought I had killed it :lol:

2) It was the best lit place in my house...Sorry....:(

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 06:42 PM
Yea, and the way the camera flash (im assuming) reflects off the eye just makes it look more evil


tho the guy in the background looks kinda bored. :lol:

He looks like a raccoon

JRA
05-02-2007, 06:46 PM
Ya know what else would be funny? If NPJr. came in here and made another Peter North joke.

No one's bickering mindlessly about politics.

Besides, Peter North jokes have gone on to bigger and better places.

And the good samaritan in me tried to ruin the possible hilarity by convincing brady to do otherwise, so fuck you all.:D

JRA
05-02-2007, 06:52 PM
I think this thread can be a learning experience for us all.
How to Take Corpse Paint Pictures:
Rule #1: No kittens.
Rule #2: Location is key. Graveyard/old church = Grim. Your parents' home office = Not grim.

Rule #3: All Corpsepaint pictures should have me doing this:

http://www.gigantour.com/megadethphoto/092906BOSTON/lo_res/lo_IMG_6879.jpg

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:53 PM
They look SO amused :lol:

overkiller
05-02-2007, 06:53 PM
Rule #3: All Corpsepaint pictures should have me doing this:

http://www.gigantour.com/megadethphoto/092906BOSTON/lo_res/lo_IMG_6879.jpg

I always meant to ask you, how the hell did that come about?

JRA
05-02-2007, 06:55 PM
I always meant to ask you, how the hell did that come about?

You never read my gigantour review?!:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


My son, you have not lived, until you have read my gigantour expereince, in is the quintessential, consummate take on any show.

:eyes:


Just do a search on Gigantour Boston, MA.

powerslave_85
05-02-2007, 06:55 PM
Also, who did Mustaine get that sweatshirt from, Lindsay Lohan?

MetalDrummer888
05-02-2007, 06:56 PM
And MD888, only the truest of us have digital cameras, but thats okay :D

i have one. i use it to take pictures at concerts.

ChildrenofSodom
05-02-2007, 07:00 PM
i have one. i use it to take pictures at concerts.

My friend, you wouldnt see a grimmer man on stage if you were watching Dead himself performing in hell...:shred: :bouville:

MetalDrummer888
05-02-2007, 07:06 PM
Man, I was cracking up when Brady was telling him to buy oil-based paint. I was really, REALLY hoping he would.

:lol:

ADD
05-03-2007, 05:40 PM
Oh, and I did it better:

http://photos-227.ak.facebook.com/ip002/v49/7/32/19801777/n19801777_30203227_6021.jpg

:D
This works. Cameron's doesn't, even as a joke.

MetalDrummer888
05-03-2007, 05:44 PM
This works. Cameron's doesn't, even as a joke.

well, i wasnt gonna be that blunt. But yea, pretty much. :hecho:

ADD
05-03-2007, 05:45 PM
I wore corpsepaint once to a party, then hooked up with this chick, and when she went inside later (after I was already gone thankfully) her mom saw the paint that had rubbed off on her face and got all pissed off at her :lol:

ChildrenofSodom
05-03-2007, 06:31 PM
This works. Cameron's doesn't, even as a joke.

It is pretty bad..I'll take em down and redo em in a MUCH darker area....Sorry for AIDS and failing.

But my shirt sure does scream "kickass", dont it?

Bouville
05-03-2007, 06:46 PM
Someone needs to lose a lot of weight before trying corpsepaint or will look exactly like one of the guys from Carpathian Forest in a non so distant future :hecho:

ChildrenofSodom
05-03-2007, 06:59 PM
Someone needs to lose a lot of weight before trying corpsepaint or will look exactly like one of the guys from Carpathian Forest in a non so distant future :hecho:

Thanks. Really appreciate it. I am pretty sure weight gain isnt exponential, and I am trying to weight now...so...




asshole

Bouville
05-03-2007, 07:09 PM
Thanks. Really appreciate it. I am pretty sure weight gain isnt exponential, and I am trying to weight now...so...

asshole

I edited your picture because it was too gross. I think you need to rest for a day.

overkiller
05-03-2007, 07:10 PM
Someone needs to lose a lot of weight before trying corpsepaint or will look exactly like one of the guys from Carpathian Forest in a non so distant future :hecho:

http://tepper.neostrada.pl/carpathian_forest_08.jpg

Bouville
05-03-2007, 07:12 PM
That picture is ok, the one he posted was too gross.

JRA
05-03-2007, 07:16 PM
That picture is ok, the one he posted was too gross.

:confused: There was a picture there? I thought you just banned him cos he called you a poop-chute?

Div
05-03-2007, 07:18 PM
wow, knocking someone for their weight, thats pretty dick.

JRA
05-03-2007, 07:19 PM
wow, knocking someone for their weight, thats pretty dick.

You obviously haven't heard the fights between him and ECW. :lol:

Still, that was slightly uncalled for, Bouville.

Bouville
05-03-2007, 07:21 PM
:confused: There was a picture there? I thought you just banned him cos he called you a poop-chute?

The picture was too gross.

Bouville
05-03-2007, 07:22 PM
You obviously haven't heard the fights between him and ECW. :lol:

Still, that was slightly uncalled for, Bouville.

I beg to differ but he will be fine, he should have seen it coming.

JRA
05-03-2007, 07:23 PM
I beg to differ but he will be fine, he should have seen it coming.

I saw the banning from a mile away, I was talking about the weight comment.

Div
05-03-2007, 07:24 PM
I'm guessing that it was the "sodomized by satan" one. id say that deserves a ban.

Bouville
05-03-2007, 07:26 PM
I was talking about the weight comment.

That was less disturbing than your porn star jokes.

Bouville
05-03-2007, 07:27 PM
I'm guessing that it was the "sodomized by satan" one. id say that deserves a ban.

It was not than one but close enough to me.

JRA
05-03-2007, 07:27 PM
That was less disturbing than your porn star jokes.

But they weren't less hilarious, right Div?

Bouville
05-03-2007, 07:29 PM
And my last comment on the subject is taken from The Law

Forum Leaders are free to delete anything or ban anyone that they are not happy having on the board.

Case closed.

Div
05-03-2007, 07:43 PM
But they weren't less hilarious, right Div?

:lol:

Dude, I was in class the other day and this kid was drinking one of those power drinks, and it was called "Dragon" and the first thing that came to mind was you saying "peter norths sperm dragon". i was trying so hard not to crack up.

JRA
05-03-2007, 07:44 PM
:lol:

Dude, I was in class the other day and this kid was drinking one of those power drinks, and it was called "Dragon" and the first thing that came to mind was you saying "peter norths sperm dragon". i was trying so hard not to crack up.


YESS!!!!!


:fist: :fist: :fist: :fist: :fist:

Angelripper
05-03-2007, 11:20 PM
Someone needs to lose a lot of weight before trying corpsepaint or will look exactly like one of the guys from Carpathian Forest in a non so distant future :hecho:
To be fair, some people have lower metabolism than others.