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Div
04-08-2007, 07:01 PM
I thought this was a bit amusing, and it has to do with everyones favorite band, so I'm sharing it. :)


http://www.ninjapirate.com/iron_maiden.html

SomewhereInTime72
04-08-2007, 07:07 PM
I remember this from like 2 years ago. But its quite cool. :cool:

ChildrenofSodom
04-08-2007, 07:08 PM
Sonata Fartica suck at being Iron Maiden

DethMaiden
04-08-2007, 07:11 PM
Pretty funny.

powerslave_85
04-08-2007, 07:15 PM
Saying that something is among the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the internet is quite a statement, but I think this comes pretty close.

zgodt
04-08-2007, 07:42 PM
Saying that something is among the stupidest thing I've ever seen on the internet is quite a statement, but I think this comes pretty close.
Yeah. It's a fair concept, but the execution is... stupid.

JRA
04-08-2007, 08:13 PM
Been there, done that. Kinda lame.

Div
04-08-2007, 08:22 PM
its supposed to be "stupid" humor, im sorry if I offended any hillary duff fans :(

ChildrenofSodom
04-08-2007, 08:28 PM
its supposed to be "stupid" humor, im sorry if I offended any hillary duff fans :(

like 0mg, u fugging suxorz

NP:

The Elder
In the Halls of Awaiting
Insomnium

zgodt
04-08-2007, 08:35 PM
its supposed to be "stupid" humor, im sorry if I offended any hillary duff fans :(
Oh, knock it off. You know better than that.




No one should never be sorry for offending Hillary Duff fans.

JRA
04-08-2007, 08:37 PM
Oh, knock it off. You know better than that.




No one should never be sorry for offending Hillary Duff fans.

Even if they are fans of her body and not her singing?:eyes:

zgodt
04-08-2007, 08:38 PM
Even if they are fans of her body and not her singing?:eyes:

:hecho:

JRA
04-08-2007, 08:40 PM
:hecho:

Wait a minute, that would imply I would be offended, which I'm not.


Nevermind.

Div
04-08-2007, 08:51 PM
Am I the only one who thinks that Eddie-Duff looks better than regular Duff? :eyes:

JRA
04-08-2007, 08:56 PM
You know what's annoying? The fact that Avril Lavigne concerts probably DO look the picture below.

zgodt
04-08-2007, 09:10 PM
You know what's annoying? The fact that I'm even still thinking about this.

I have provided a superior answer to your question. ;)

Maiden33
04-09-2007, 03:14 PM
Sonata Fartica suck at being Iron Maiden

Alright, that wins my award for the stupidest thing I've seen in some time.

Not only is "Sonata Fartica" a lame joke that a 3rd grader would make...

... but there are bands out there who show MUCH more Maiden worship than anyone playing Finnish power metal.

ChildrenofSodom
04-09-2007, 03:56 PM
Alright, that wins my award for the stupidest thing I've seen in some time.

Not only is "Sonata Fartica" a lame joke that a 3rd grader would make...

... but there are bands out there who show MUCH more Maiden worship than anyone playing Finnish power metal.

How many third graders do you know that would have the frame of reference to make a Sonata Arctica joke?

Loosen up, yah noob. It was only a joke. I personally think their cover of "Only the Good Die Young" failed. :finger2:

powerslave_85
04-09-2007, 03:57 PM
I think this would have been way funnier if they'd trashed bands that actually try to sound like Maiden, i.e. Trivium or just about any lame-ass poser metal band around.

zgodt
04-09-2007, 04:09 PM
I think this would have been way funnier if they'd trashed bands that actually try to sound like Maiden, i.e. Trivium or just about any lame-ass poser metal band around.

Like Sum 41? :eyes:

ChildrenofSodom
04-09-2007, 04:16 PM
Like Sum 41? :eyes:

Nah..They're better than Maiden. :rocker:

powerslave_85
04-09-2007, 04:20 PM
Like Sum 41? :eyes:
Sure.

JRA
04-09-2007, 04:35 PM
I think this would have been way funnier if they'd trashed bands that actually try to sound like Maiden, i.e. Trivium or just about any lame-ass poser metal band around.

I agree. It would have been even funnier if he accused Priest of being a Maiden ripoff!

zgodt
04-09-2007, 04:41 PM
Sure.

Sum 41

You would sound like them if Iron Maiden got wasted and played their instruments as loud as possible. Actually, that would rock balls. Instead, replace "got wasted" with "were members of Sum 41".

:eyes:

That didn't make it funnier. :(

Maiden33
04-09-2007, 04:42 PM
How many third graders do you know that would have the frame of reference to make a Sonata Arctica joke?

Loosen up, yah noob. It was only a joke. I personally think their cover of "Only the Good Die Young" failed. :finger2:

I know it was a joke. Personally I don't care if people make fun of SA, they are basically the definition of "flower metal". Despite being a fan, they got pretty laughable at times.
They didnt cover Only the Good Die Young as far as I know, but they did cover Die with Your Boots On. But that did suck. Actually just about all of their covers do. They just should stick to original stuff.

zgodt
04-09-2007, 04:44 PM
They didnt cover Only the Good Die Young as far as I know, but they did cover Die with Your Boots On. But that did suck. Actually just about all of their covers do. They just should stick to original stuff.
That way it's harder to tell that they suck because there isn't a direct standard of comparison. :eyes:

powerslave_85
04-09-2007, 04:44 PM
:eyes:

That didn't make it funnier. :(
Oh. I forgot that it actually had Sum 41 in there. I'd been trying to block that site out of my mind.

Div
04-09-2007, 04:47 PM
Children of Bodom sucks at being Iron Maiden. Maiden should sue them for doing such shitty covers.

ChildrenofSodom
04-09-2007, 05:32 PM
Children of Bodom sucks at being Iron Maiden. Maiden should sue them for doing such shitty covers.

They ARE a good Britney Spears though.

Div
04-09-2007, 06:12 PM
They ARE a good Britney Spears though.

Yea, but that's about all theyre good at :hecho: Children of Bodom isn't even good at being Children of Bodom.

overkiller
04-09-2007, 06:14 PM
This thread should be called "Bands that suck at being Black Sabbath" and should include every other metal band besides them.



HAH.

ChildrenofSodom
04-09-2007, 06:19 PM
How did Oscar log on to Brady's screen name?

JRA
04-09-2007, 06:23 PM
This thread is ironic, as A Matter Of Life & Death sucked at being Iron Maiden.

:D :finger: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick:

overkiller
04-09-2007, 06:34 PM
How did Oscar log on to Brady's screen name?

HAHA :rocker:

Div
04-09-2007, 06:36 PM
This thread is ironic, as A Matter Of Life & Death sucked at being Iron Maiden.

:D :finger: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick:


:finger2: :hmm:

MetalDrummer888
04-09-2007, 07:08 PM
This thread is ironic, as A Matter Of Life & Death sucked at being Iron Maiden.

:D :finger: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick:

:flame:

Maiden33
04-10-2007, 01:04 PM
Yea, but that's about all theyre good at :hecho: Children of Bodom isn't even good at being Children of Bodom.

Janne is wasting his talents with that band.

es156
04-10-2007, 04:31 PM
This thread is ironic, as A Matter Of Life & Death sucked at being Iron Maiden.




:chair: :bricks: :headoff:

SomewhereInTime72
04-10-2007, 05:51 PM
Janne is wasting his talents with that band.

True.

theclansman1114
04-12-2007, 11:32 AM
This thread is ironic, as A Matter Of Life & Death sucked at being Iron Maiden.

:D :finger: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick: :nutkick:

:crosseyed

JRA
04-12-2007, 11:52 AM
You guys sure are taking your sweet time in disagreeing with me on AMOLAD. :lol:

theclansman1114
04-12-2007, 11:58 AM
You guys sure are taking your sweet time in disagreeing with me on AMOLAD. :lol:

You had to be joking.:hmm:

Div
04-12-2007, 12:11 PM
You guys sure are taking your sweet time in disagreeing with me on AMOLAD. :lol:



Well I think it goes something like this: AMOLAD > Brave New World.

Yep.

BNW has some great songs, but as an album overall AMOLAD holds more consistency. The first half of Brave New World is amazing, then is just goes to shit, but AMOLAD stays solid. Out of the Silent Planet!? What the fuck was that!?

JRA
04-12-2007, 12:48 PM
Out of the Silent Planet!? What the fuck was that!?

One of the best Maiden songs ever, beeyotch.;)

zgodt
04-12-2007, 12:48 PM
You guys sure are taking your sweet time in disagreeing with me on AMOLAD. :lol:
It didn't seem required.

zgodt
04-12-2007, 12:50 PM
One of the best Maiden songs ever, beeyotch.;)

Your signature reminded me of this:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/livercontest.html

JRA
04-12-2007, 12:52 PM
Your signature reminded me of this:

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards/livercontest.html

I don't get it. I mean I know how it reminded you of my sig, but I don't understand the picture.

Div
04-12-2007, 01:33 PM
One of the best Maiden songs ever, beeyotch.;)


:ugly:

DethMaiden
04-12-2007, 01:34 PM
Let's put it this way:

1982-1988 > All

Bouville
04-12-2007, 01:40 PM
Let's put it this way:

1982-1988 > All

:hecho:

The X Factor > All :bouville:

JRA
04-12-2007, 02:09 PM
Let's put it this way:

1980-1988 > All

Fixed.

DethMaiden
04-12-2007, 03:06 PM
Fixed.

Wrong.

1982-1988 > 1992-2006 > 1980-1981 > 1990

:D

JRA
04-12-2007, 03:47 PM
1980-1988 > 1992-2006 > 1990 > Opeth

:D

Reunion tour!:D

DethMaiden
04-12-2007, 03:48 PM
Reunion tour!:D

You butcher! :mad:

Div
04-12-2007, 04:02 PM
fine, delete my posts, but that doesn't mean squat for blaze's talent

zgodt
04-12-2007, 05:37 PM
I don't get it. I mean I know how it reminded you of my sig, but I don't understand the picture.

True. It's best to experience it first in context.

http://www.candyboots.com/wwcards.html