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powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 06:25 PM
Stupid fucking holiday. I made a "Fuck Valentine's Day" playlist :D

1. The Dresden Dolls- Dirty Business
2. The Offspring- Self Esteem
3. Jay-Z- 99 Problems
4. Green Day- Don't Wanna Fall In Love
5. Johnny Cash- Cry, Cry, Cry
6. Jawbreaker- Sluttering (May 4th)
7. Fall Out Boy- The Carpal Tunnel of Love
8. Anal Cunt- The Only Reason Men Talk To You Is Because They Want To Get Laid, You Stupid Fucking Cunt
9. Brand New- Seventy Times Seven
10. Children of Bodom- She Is Beautiful
11. Matt Skiba- Good Fucking Bye
12. Say Anything- Every Man Has a Molly
13. The Living End- Tainted Love
14. Quasi- Drunken Tears
15. Slayer- Necrophiliac
16. Weezer- Pink Triangle
17. Sleater-Kinney- One Song For You
18. Tenacious D- Fuck Her Gently
19. Queensryche- I Don't Believe In Love
20. Motorhead- Be My Baby
21. The Darkness- Get Your Hands Off My Woman
22. Against Me!- Cavalier Eternal
23. Bon Jovi- You Give Love a Bad Name
24. Pig Destroyer- Restraining Order Blues
25. Blink 182- Voyeur
26. Dropkick Murphys- The Dirty Glass
27. Kanye West- Gold Digger
28. Millencolin- Killercrush
29. Strung Out- Razor Sex
30. Def Leppard- Bringin' On the Heartbreak
31. The Vandals- Jackass
32. Authority Zero- Superbitch
33. Ben Folds- Bitches Ain't Shit
34. Alkaline Trio- Radio

They're all either bitter, pissed off break up songs, have titles that kind of fit with the theme, or are just funny. So, bitch about Valentine's Day, make your own playlist, or whatever.

KerryKingsBeard
02-13-2007, 06:36 PM
Valentine's Day sucks. I'm single and my best friend (who happens to be a female) is being a bitch.

Bouville
02-13-2007, 06:46 PM
Losers :lol:

KerryKingsBeard
02-13-2007, 06:51 PM
Losers :lol:

I suggest you keep quiet old man, or else a hip-breakin' is in your near future.

Bouville
02-13-2007, 06:52 PM
All you guys need to play is Prowler in the Yard and Terrifyer

:pig: :pig:

Bouville
02-13-2007, 06:52 PM
I suggest you keep quiet old man, or else a hip-breakin' is in your near future.

Losers :lol: :lol:

People who bitch about not getting dates are losers :allan:

powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 07:00 PM
Who was bitching about not having a date? It's just a dumb holiday. I'd hate it even if I had a girlfriend. And I like making playlists :D

Bouville
02-13-2007, 07:03 PM
Who was bitching about not having a date? It's just a dumb holiday. I'd hate it even if I had a girlfriend. And I like making playlists :D

Point taken...but you MUST include Pig Destroyer in that playlist :allan:

DethMaiden
02-13-2007, 07:03 PM
5. Johnny Cash- Cry, Cry, Cry
19. Queensryche- I Don't Believe In Love


This is officially a good playlist :D

ChildrenofSodom
02-13-2007, 07:04 PM
Liar by Grim Reaper

DethMaiden
02-13-2007, 07:08 PM
Anyway, yeah, shitty holiday. They just constructed it to reward chicks with rich boyfriends and to crush those of us who happen to be alone during the second month of the year. Boo, Hallmark, boo.

ChildrenofSodom
02-13-2007, 07:11 PM
Conceptually, it is pointless because you should show love for your spouse everyday....and commercially, it is such an Americanized corporate holiday...like Christmas and Halloween....

I cant wait to burn a big wooden heart on my lawn tomorrow morning.

powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 07:41 PM
Point taken...but you MUST include Pig Destroyer in that playlist :allan:
I added "Restraining Order Blues." Happy? :D

Bouville
02-13-2007, 07:45 PM
I added "Restraining Order Blues." Happy? :D

I m pleased with that inclusion :allan:

There is a French Black Metal band called Malicious Secrets that has an appropriate song for your playlist... "Interior Crack Psycho Angel Bitch" :eyes:

powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 07:57 PM
There is a French Black Metal band called Malicious Secrets that has an appropriate song for your playlist... "Interior Crack Psycho Angel Bitch" :eyes:Eh, I don't feel like doing any downloading. Besides, I've got plenty of songs about bitches :dance:

ADD
02-13-2007, 08:01 PM
Chocolate.

powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 08:02 PM
Chocolate.
I plan on hitting up Walgreens the day after to get cheap candy :party:

Spiral_Slave
02-13-2007, 08:02 PM
Can I ask what there is to bitch about?

powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 08:05 PM
Can I ask what there is to bitch about?
Being bitter and lonely? Having a ridiculous commerical holiday shoved down your throat?

Spiral_Slave
02-13-2007, 08:07 PM
Being bitter and lonely? Having a ridiculous commerical holiday shoved down your throat?

I figured that was the reason. I think it's a nice holiday where you can spend time with your significant other ( if you have one ) and do something nice. But I guess if you don't have anyone at the time it must be pretty shitty.

powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 08:09 PM
I figured that was the reason. I think it's a nice holiday where you can spend time with your significant other ( if you have one ) and do something nice. But I guess if you don't have anyone at the time it must be pretty shitty.
That, and as someone already mentioned, why should there be a special day to spend time with your significant other? Shouldn't you be doing that every day?

Spiral_Slave
02-13-2007, 08:15 PM
That, and as someone already mentioned, why should there be a special day to spend time with your significant other? Shouldn't you be doing that every day?

Well yeah, if you look at it that way it seems pretty pointless. But most look at it as a day to go out of your way to do something special with your loved one. I mean yeah I love my girlfriend and I'm with her almost every day, but it's not every day we go out and have a nice romantic dinner, exchange candies and flowers, and other stuff.

powerslave_85
02-13-2007, 08:20 PM
Well yeah, if you look at it that way it seems pretty pointless. But most look at it as a day to go out of your way to do something special with your loved one. I mean yeah I love my girlfriend and I'm with her almost every day, but it's not every day we go out and have a nice romantic dinner, exchange candies and flowers, and other stuff.
Yeah, I see where you're coming from. But I still think it's dumb ;)

Spiral_Slave
02-13-2007, 08:26 PM
Yeah, I see where you're coming from. But I still think it's dumb ;)

Each to his own then. At least enjoy some candy. :allan:

ChildrenofSodom
02-13-2007, 08:52 PM
I mean yeah I love my girlfriend and I'm with her almost every day, but it's not every day we go out and have a nice romantic dinner, exchange candies and flowers, and other stuff.

if she really loved you, material objects wouldn't matter. :cool:

hot_turkey_ed
02-13-2007, 09:36 PM
All you guys need to play is Prowler in the Yard and Terrifyer

:pig: :pig:

This man has his shit together on this particular subject.

:pig: :fist: :pig:

Div
02-14-2007, 12:44 AM
My friend invited me to go to the mall with him last week. Turned out it was all a big ploy to get me to go into Build A Bear with him so he could make a bear for his girlfriend :lol:

HECHO EN MEXICO
02-14-2007, 02:23 AM
im going to buy a bottle of jack daniels and drink.

zgodt
02-14-2007, 06:08 AM
Valentine's Day is my wife's favorite holiday. :hecho:

powerslave_85
02-14-2007, 06:25 AM
Valentine's Day is my wife's favorite holiday. :hecho:
Ouch :lol:

JRA
02-14-2007, 07:02 AM
My friend invited me to go to the mall with him last week. Turned out it was all a big ploy to get me to go into Build A Bear with him so he could make a bear for his girlfriend :lol:

Build a bear? With what? Legos?

JRA
02-14-2007, 07:19 AM
Valentine's Day cards you wish you could buy.

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1610

:fist:

DethMaiden
02-14-2007, 08:18 AM
Build a bear? With what? Legos?

They give you a "bear skin" and you stuff it.

Valentine's Day cards you wish you could buy.

http://www.cracked.com/index.php?name=News&sid=1610

:fist:

:lol: :lol: :lol: !!!

ChildrenofSodom
02-14-2007, 09:00 AM
Build a bear? With what? Legos?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Fe Maiden
02-14-2007, 09:27 AM
I fell in love with the woman who became my wife on Valentines Day:lovedup: But, yeah it's too commercial like Christmas:eyes:

ADD
02-14-2007, 03:03 PM
But yeah, aside from the chocolate and food and stuff, this holiday fucking SUCKS :hecho:

KillYourFace
02-14-2007, 06:19 PM
wtfff!?!! go out and get some fucking biddiesssss

EvilCheeseWedge
02-15-2007, 08:03 AM
I fell in love with the woman who became my wife on Valentines Day:lovedup: But, yeah it's too commercial like Christmas:eyes:
:lol:

I had a great Valentine's Day this year :bliss:

Fe Maiden
02-15-2007, 10:04 AM
:lol:

I had a great Valentine's Day this year :bliss:I did too!:naughty: