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DisposableJustice
08-04-2014, 12:38 PM
So with the first preseason "game" in the books, football season is coming soon; I'm not going to to my predictions yet until preseason is over, but the best NFL preview is starting up, so enjoy; (I'll update when a team is posted)

Deadspin.com:WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS 2014 (Update: Eagles + Cowboys 9/4)

AFC South

Tennessee Titans: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-tennessee-titans-1615667727

Jacksonville Jaguars: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-jacksonville-jaguars-1616275574

Houston Texans: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-houston-texans-1616882079

Indianapolis Colts: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-indianapolis-colts-1617529298

NFC South

Atlanta Falcons: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-atlanta-falcons-1618139918

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-tampa-bay-buccaneers-1619306481

Carolina Panthers: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-carolina-panthers-1620050552

New Orleans Saints: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-orleans-saints-1620720896

AFC West

San Diego Chargers: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-diego-chargers-1621505743

Kansas City Chiefs: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-kansas-city-chiefs-1622150776

Oakland Raiders: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-oakland-raiders-1623235365

Denver Broncos: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-denver-broncos-1623790699

NFC West

St. Louis Rams: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-st-louis-rams-1624368531

Arizona Cardinals: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-arizona-cardinals-1624920960

San Francisco 49ers: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-francisco-49ers-1625046485

Seattle Seahawks: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-seattle-seahawks-1625471757

AFC North

Pittsburgh Steelers: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-pittsburgh-steelers-1625613194

Cincinnati Bengals: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-cincinnati-bengals-1626463239

Cleveland Browns: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-cleveland-browns-1626915245

Baltimore Ravens: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-baltimore-ravens-1627040424

NFC North

Chicago Bears: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-chicago-bears-1627368933

Green Bay Packers: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-green-bay-packers-1627477893

Detroit Lions: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-detroit-lions-1627573533

Minnesota Vikings: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-minnesota-vikings-1627870556

AFC East

New York Jets: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-jets-1627942862

Miami Dolphins: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-miami-dolphins-1628112669

Buffalo Bills: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-buffalo-bills-1628452314

New England Patriots: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-england-patriots-1629216508

NFC East

Washington Redskins: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-washington-redskins-1629678313

New York Giants: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-new-york-giants-1630014411

Philadelphia Eagles: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-philadelphia-eagles-1630612571

Dallas Cowboys: http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-dallas-cowboys-1630689925

300%_Density
08-05-2014, 05:23 AM
I've been waiting for this. Football doesn't start until Deadspin starts with WYTS '14!!! I'm sending my submission when they do the Chiefs.

DisposableJustice
08-05-2014, 09:02 AM
I've been waiting for this. Football doesn't start until Deadspin starts with WYTS '14!!! I'm sending my submission when they do the Chiefs.

I might submit something when the Broncos come around; I still have scars from February:eyes:

mankvill
08-05-2014, 10:01 AM
Gimme more football!

300%_Density
08-05-2014, 10:19 AM
I might submit something when the Broncos come around; I still have scars from February:eyes:

Until you blow a 4 td lead in 2nd half in the WC game and not won a playoff game in over 20 years check back w/ me. If KC got blown out in SB I couldn't be happier.

Jackson will have my back on this!

DisposableJustice
08-07-2014, 10:36 AM
The AFC South is done; you know the best part of these "previews" are the fan submissions

John The Drummer
08-08-2014, 12:11 PM
I might submit something when the Broncos come around; I still have scars from February:eyes:

Its ok, you guys won :D

I guess Broncos vs Seahawks happens again in September, for the actual Season. THAT'S WHEN IT MATTERS :flame:

mastodon421
08-08-2014, 12:22 PM
The AFC South is done; you know the best part of these "previews" are the fan submissions

Sometimes yes and sometimes no. The ones for the Titans and Jags weren't that funny, but the ones for the Colts were absolutely amazing. The fan who made the comment about Trent Richardson being the first person he's ever seen that's "built like a brick shithouse yet goes down easier than an old person with a prosthetic leg" deserves a gold medal.

DisposableJustice
08-08-2014, 09:39 PM
The Falcons preview is a good read since the author is a Vikings fan and is still bitter about the 1998 NFC Championship loss:

What has always sucked: As always, I will start here by disclosing that I am a Vikings fan, so fuck Atlanta eternally for the 1998 NFC title game.

No, really. FUCK YOU. With a nail gun. God, we'll never be that good again. It still hurts. It hurts my essence. The Falcons ruin everything for everyone. They are the neighbor you feel obligated to invite to the party and you hope they don't show up to the party but then they DO show up to the party and you're like why the fuck did you come to my party? That's the Falcons every year.

I actually saw the city for the first time this year. Normal Americans like me usually only go to Atlanta for no other purpose than to endure a layover, but this time I actually left the airport and went into town! And in downtown Atlanta there was … nothing. Nothing at all. Apparently all the good parts of Atlanta aren't in, like, Atlanta Atlanta. They are in other Atlantas and thus are a two-mile, 158-minute drive away. Downtown Atlanta has an aquarium, a hotel, a McCormick & Schmick's, and 70,000 TGI Friday's. I don't even know if the buildings are real. The whole downtown may just be a set. I couldn't even find a donut joint. It was like Ebola had swept through the town years ago, instead of just this week. No wonder they did the Walking Dead premiere in that city. You don't have to change anything.

Greater Atlanta is a train wreck. Every street is named Peachtree. Traffic is asphyxiating. Half an inch of snow causes the sort of panicky gridlock you'd find after a nuclear attack. (Memo to every city from D.C. south: Don't try to excuse being snow wimps by saying, "You guys up North get snow and we get ICE!" Go to Buffalo in January sometime, redneck. You'll see PLENTY of ice, along with people who know how to properly drive a fucking motor vehicle.)

And even worse than the gridlock is when friends of mine like Spencer Hall use the city's endless dysfunction as a way of making Atlanta sound unique and awesome. You people living in cities that work are so beat. Here in Atlanta we have babies stuck on roadways and that is CULTURE. Stop pretending your dying infrastructure and civil corruption are endearing.

One more thing about the ATL (and calling it "The ATL" will never not be annoying): People there are slow as balls. I was standing in line for a coffee there (call me Petey King Jr.) and the machine broke and when the machine broke, the people behind the counter did nothing. They just stood there and fucking stared off into space. And if you get pissy with Atlanta people about how slow they are, they just accuse YOU of being the asshole. Why are you so uptight about standing there and having all your time wasted, mannnnnnnn? All Southerners believe that they somehow savor life more than their Yankee brethren because they are so painfully slow, but this is a lie. You people need to get your fucking shit together. You aren't seizing the day because it took you three hours to make a sandwich. The rest of us have lives to lead. No wonder your town has only one good plow.

:lol:

DisposableJustice
08-11-2014, 09:33 AM
I think if it is one thing we can all agree one is that the new Bucs jerseys are fucking horrible

http://spacecoastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tampa-bay-bucs-new-uniforms-580.jpg

adamclark52
08-11-2014, 09:46 AM
I think if it is one thing we can all agree one is that the new Bucs jerseys are fucking horrible

http://spacecoastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tampa-bay-bucs-new-uniforms-580.jpg

That "9" is retarded. It looks like a CFL jersey.

DisposableJustice
08-11-2014, 10:21 AM
That "9" is retarded. It looks like a CFL jersey.

- I wouldn't go as far as to insult Canada; I say more XFL

- I'm not sure behind the thinking of the alarm clock number style

- The numbers are supposed to reflect light:confused:

- This now means the dolphins have the best NFL jerseys in Florida


I thought the last set of jerseys were fine, but no gotta fuck 'em up:hmm:

adamclark52
08-11-2014, 11:15 AM
Who's going to games this year? I've got tickets to see Miami @ Buffalo on September 14th and Green Bay @ Buffalo on December 14th. The Miami game should be fun because neither teams seasons will be over by then. And it's early enough in the season that the weather should be really nice. The Green Bay game though...I'm sure it'll be blacked out. And I'm expecting it to be goddamn freezing too. But Green Bay is my team and I'll probably already have a cold going in to the game so who cares. Buffalos season will be in the can by that point and Green Bay will probably be fighting for a wildcard spot.

My aunt has some crazy tickets this season. I think she's going to two games in San Francisco at the new stadium. Not sure the dates but she's going to the one Thursday game and the Sunday game just before it. She spent A LOT of money for those tickets. And I know she's going to one game at Metlife Stadium. I can't remember which one. She's starting her goal of seeing each team at least once. She's a retired, single teacher with an insane pension so she'll probably hit it in five years.

mankvill
08-11-2014, 12:05 PM
My buddy usually gets pretty legit tickets. Haven't seen a game since we played Minnesota in 2012. Would love to go to another game, though.

DisposableJustice
08-11-2014, 08:57 PM
I'm going to try this year, just have to find buddies who are also goin

300%_Density
08-13-2014, 08:43 AM
I think if it is one thing we can all agree one is that the new Bucs jerseys are fucking horrible

http://spacecoastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tampa-bay-bucs-new-uniforms-580.jpg

Why is there a lower case g before the 3? g3 isn't that a tv network?

DisposableJustice
08-13-2014, 08:54 AM
NFC south is done


In other news, a Cleveland Browns rookie gets in hot water for hitting on a wife of a................Deadspin reader

http://deadspin.com/thirsty-ass-browns-rookie-gets-his-thirst-quenched-with-1620346187

marker
08-13-2014, 09:06 AM
I think if it is one thing we can all agree one is that the new Bucs jerseys are fucking horrible

http://spacecoastdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tampa-bay-bucs-new-uniforms-580.jpg

They should just go back to the Orange pants and gay buccaneer helmets.

mastodon421
08-13-2014, 02:22 PM
I'm going to the Bears/Patriots game on October 26th (so fucking excited to finally able to see the Bears play after being a fan for the past decade) and (hopefully) the Bills/Chiefs game on November 9th.

DisposableJustice
08-14-2014, 07:40 AM
I've been waiting for this. Football doesn't start until Deadspin starts with WYTS '14!!! I'm sending my submission when they do the Chiefs.

He's doing the Chargers today and says Chiefs are next so you should get your piece in

Here is my submission in case it isn't included:


-There are still people in Colorado who call into the local sports stations and still believe that Tim "TOUCHDOWN JESUS" Tebow would have lead the team a win in the Super Bowl, CAUSE TIM LOVES GOD AND GOD GIVES YEAH.

-They also think trading Tebow and bringing Peyton Manning was the biggest mistake in Denver sports history and believe either: A) Manning and Tebow should have teamed up like Batman and Robin and be the greatest QB duo of all time, or B) TIMMY WOULD HAVE WON OUT IN TRAINING CAMP CAUSE HE'S THE GREATEST

- The billboards near the stadium are a treat in itself as it has shown ads for the following fun things: Pot's safer than drinking! Get your balls clipped and still be able to watch the game! Get your balls unclipped and still be able to watch the game! YAY POT

-We had Josh McDaniels as a coach; let that sink in

-Speaking of good old Josh, he give us Spygate 2.0, so that was something

-We have the biggest bandwagon fanbase in all of sports; everyone laughed at us during the McDaniels/Tebow years (which they should have) but when PFM (Peyton Fucking Manning as dubbed by our local sports radio) it became let's ride to the Super BOWL (go pot pun!) But after said Super Bowl the entire town went dark like it woke up from a one night stand with Mitt Romney and would not talk about it even if their life was in danger.

-Tim Tebow.

300%_Density
08-14-2014, 07:54 AM
He's doing the Chargers today and says Chiefs are next so you should get your piece in

I'm excited over that possibly happening.

Deadspin on Phillip Rivers having his 7th child during the last season.
The only time Phillip Rivers pulls out is under center. Deadspin you magnificent bastards.

mankvill
08-14-2014, 07:58 AM
Sign up for our fantasy league!

300%_Density
08-14-2014, 08:14 AM
I was in tears reading this one. Might be funniest yet. (http://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2014-san-diego-chargers-1621505743)

mastodon421
08-14-2014, 10:49 AM
It's definitely one of the best so far, I was dying laughing at numerous points. The fan-comments were especially good on this one.

DisposableJustice
08-15-2014, 08:52 AM
I've been waiting for this. Football doesn't start until Deadspin starts with WYTS '14!!! I'm sending my submission when they do the Chiefs.

Chiefs are up; what did you think of the preview and did your submission make it?

300%_Density
08-15-2014, 09:02 AM
Chiefs are up; what did you think of the preview and did your submission make it?

Yes and no. Turns out there was only like 7 Ryan's who responded apparently. Mine said something about losing to Colts and losing a game when nobody punted. I also listed every QB since Montana led them to a playoff win but sadly it missed the cut.

mastodon421
08-15-2014, 10:14 AM
"So yes, let's pony up Fuck You money for the guy whose ceiling is somewhere south of Prime Matt Cassel."

Drew Magary is a god damn genius.

300%_Density
08-15-2014, 10:54 AM
I will comment as someone who's seen a lot of this. Describing the tailgating and the people and the short buses painted red w/ AstroTurf installed... 100% dead on. People all in this area talk how great their history is, it's honestly a dumpster fire w/ a good decade (90s) a little bit of success ('00s) and their only claim to fame being the first AFL (AFC) team to win the SB... In goddamn 1969. If you remember watching the game then, go brag, otherwise shut up about it.

Ok that's out of my system. Ready for Broncos & Raiders now!!!!

DisposableJustice
08-18-2014, 08:16 AM
Oh yes, gotta love DA RAIDERS

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Bs2Ji0DCUAEr23a.jpg

First off all, Jesus Goddamn; and that is really a Raiders Season Ticket promo

Speaking of their new QB

The Raiders have spent most of this offseason trying to convince everyone that Matt Schaub didn't die in a molasses factory explosion last season. Here's Schaub praising the Raiders for giving him more control of the offense, because you need the guy who threw a pick six in four straight games to be your de facto OC. Here's linebacker Antonio Smith praising Schaub for his mojo, which must be the saddest mojo in history. And here's Allen saying Schaub is as good as Peyton Manning and somehow keeping a straight face while doing so:

"We have a quarterback now that's on par with the quarterbacks in this division."

I bet Dennis Allen is drunk, like, all the time. Apparently, nothing about an imploding 4-12 team concerns him at all, not even the fact that the Raiders still suffer from Rich Gannon Syndrome and will bring in any washed-up QB in hopes that he sees the Raiders logo and magically turns into Football Blackbeard. No one here can admit that they work on the NFL's version of Shutter Island. It's like they all hypnotized themselves before stepping foot in Oakland. By the end of the season, the trance will break and Schaub will be over in the corner of the locker, scrawling out JFK assassination theories in his own feces.

For the inevitable moment in Week 4 when Schaub throws five picks and someone in the crowd launches a Molotov cocktail at him, the Raiders drafted Derek Carr in the second round. I have a soft spot in my heart for Carr because his baby went through the same life-threatening surgery that mine did (both children survived and are now healthy). So I'm rooting for him and I wish him nothing but the best. All that said, we're talking about David Carr's brother here. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, I am probably the Oakland Raiders. Derek Carr is gonna BLOW. It's only the preseason and he's already gotten concussed. All in the family.

That whole thing sums up the Raiders nicely

mastodon421
08-18-2014, 11:48 AM
That whole Schaub portion made me laugh harder than anything else in this series so far.

300%_Density
08-18-2014, 06:07 PM
Fav quote so far:

I once took the BART train the same day there was a Raiders game and a gay S&M festival. Everyone was wearing spikes, chains, and black leather. I didn't know who was going to what.

Being a Raider fan is embarrassing. Besides the team being unbelievably terrible for 10+ years, most of the people in the stands at our home games look like they just got back from the Gathering of the Juggalos. Therefore, people lump the 18 of us who are non-paroloees and actually have cheered for this football team through thick and thin into the same, Halloween costume wearing group.

Raider Nation's principal export is knife wounds.

Senior year of college, my two good friends chipped in to by me a JaMarcus Russell fathead (eBay price: roughly $6) and I hung it in the center of my apartment. My mom screamed out of fright the first time she came to visit.

A few years ago, I sat behind a fan at the coliseum who spent the first quarter profanely cursing out a Broncos contingent. He spent the final three quarters passed out from drinking, his cell phone floating in his beer.

I actually figured this would be better. The Dallas, Philly, Washington & Pats will be great though.

mankvill
08-18-2014, 06:50 PM
hey everyone sign up for the metalsetlists fantasy football league >:I

DisposableJustice
08-18-2014, 08:03 PM
http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--au6H0yFh--/c_fit,fl_progressive,q_80,w_636/zxp6ng0durwmamnegajy.jpg




Cleveland Browns quarterback Johnny Manziel extended his middle finger toward the Washington Redskins bench after a third-quarter incompletion during Monday night's 24-23 preseason loss.

Manziel flipped the bird toward the Redskins after the play that unfolded in front of Washington's bench.

Manziel said he had "words exchanged" with the Redskins and that he should have been smarter.

"I felt like I did a good job of holding my composure throughout the night, and you have a lapse of judgment and slip up," Manziel said.


Asked in his postgame news conference if he thought it was wrong, Manziel smiled before laughing.

"I mean, I didn't think it was a positive," Manziel said, before adding he couldn't blame it on distractions, repeating he had simply lost his composure.

Manziel was not penalized, though he could have been for unsportsmanlike conduct or taunting.

The NFL no doubt will review the tape, and Manziel will be subject to an $11,025 fine. He can appeal his first fine, and it can be limited to 25 percent of a weekly check of close to $6,200.

"It did not sit well," Browns coach Mike Pettine said. "I was informed of it after the game and it's disappointing. Because what we talk about is being poised and being focused -- that you have to be able to maintain your poise."

The gesture occurred with 2:28 left in the third quarter.

"That's a big part of all football players, especially the quarterback, that we have to keep our composure," Pettine said. "So that's something that we'll obviously address with him."

On a second-and-7 play, Manziel dropped back, rolled left to escape the rush and threw across his body just before reaching the sidelines. The pass to Jonathan Krause fell incomplete.

Manziel may have heard something from the home bench, because as he trotted back to the huddle in the nationally televised game he extended his middle finger over his right shoulder toward the bench.

Brian Hoyer, who is competing with Manziel for the starting quarterback job, didn't seem impressed by the gesture.

"You've got to know the cameras are always on you," Hoyer said.

It wouldn't have been the first time Manziel was "mocked" by the Redskins.

Brian Orakpo celebrated a teammate's sack of Manziel in the first quarter by giving Manziel's Drake/money gesture, for which he is well known.

After forcing the Browns to punt with Manziel at quarterback, Orakpo stopped near the yard marker in front of the Redskins sideline and again gave the money sign.

Manziel had struggled throughout the game -- going 5-for-13 for 49 yards and one sack before the gesture.

He completed the drive after the gesture with a touchdown that came on a short drop pass that Dion Lewis ran into the end zone.


Best Deadspin comment: "Best throw he had all evening"


ALSO: Deadspin has a great gif of Manzel being informed by the Browns PR guy that he fucked up :http://deadspin.com/looks-like-johnny-manziel-just-found-out-everyone-saw-h-1623682195

DisposableJustice
08-19-2014, 08:10 AM
AFC west done; My entry into the Broncos preview didn't make it but I will tell all of you with 100% honesty that everything in that article.....is spot on

300%_Density
08-19-2014, 10:26 AM
Loved the Bronco preview. It seemed dead on.

DisposableJustice
08-19-2014, 10:46 AM
Loved the Bronco preview. It seemed dead on.

Trust me it is and I'm not being sarcastic either

I saw people here in Denver wearing fucking Tebow Jets-Broncos half-and-half jerseys back in 2012.

I have seem this; plus the half Broncos/half Florida Gators apparel that the UF grads came up with was horrible:

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/broncogator1.jpg

Yep.


oh and Fuck Josh McDaniels with a rusty butter knife. Forever.

300%_Density
08-19-2014, 12:19 PM
That looks like a reject from either the WLAF (not the NFL Europe, talking early 90s, look it up) or if the USFL decided to reform in 2014.

300%_Density
08-20-2014, 08:48 PM
STL preview is killin me:

The only time white people go into St. Louis is when they're itching to put on riot gear and beat up minorities at will. I bet Cardinals fans are just aching for it to be legal to throw beanballs at protestors.

There are other cities out there and they are ALL better than St. Louis. They have restaurants and museums and no riots and everything. St. Louis' main tourist attraction is half a McDonald's logo, and their chief culinary export is toasted ravioli, which is not toasted but fried.

I lol'd hard.

DisposableJustice
08-21-2014, 09:27 AM
God Drew is so wonderful I'd totally go gay for him:

Phoenix is like a giant landfill of every cheesy motherfucker we could find. No wonder every vapid pro athlete ends up retiring there. The whole state is a shitty sprawl that is 90 percent gas stations and Laundromats. Its layout makes it easy for rich people to live in a science-fiction style where they don't ever actually have to see or interact with the peasants, who are all busy getting their IDs checked by the cops every five minutes. The heat bakes people's brains and makes them crazy. One time I went to a NASCAR race in Phoenix, and the combination of deathly heat and rampaging exhaust was about as closer to death as I've ever gotten. You should never go to a NASCAR race, but you should REALLY never go to one in Arizona.

And my favorite fan quote of the series so far:

We have this drum line group that is supposed to entertain/pump up the crowd before the game. I would rather watch my parents in a porno than see these morons ever again.

Our fans are talking about being the first team is league history to host and play in the Super Bowl. I have a better chance of double teaming Kate Upton with a unicorn.

DisposableJustice
08-21-2014, 12:06 PM
Two teams in one day? The Seahawks write-up must be a dozzy

So the new stadium for the 49ers isn't going so well: they already had to replace some of the turf because it is so shitty: http://deadspin.com/the-49ers-are-replacing-their-turf-already-1625145532

mankvill
08-21-2014, 12:43 PM
People playing fantasy - when should we do our draft?

mastodon421
08-21-2014, 01:03 PM
People playing fantasy - when should we do our draft?

Any night next week except Tuesday.

mankvill
08-21-2014, 01:07 PM
Any night next week except Tuesday.

I am leaning toward Friday the 29th at about 8 PM CST

mastodon421
08-21-2014, 01:28 PM
I am leaning toward Friday the 29th at about 8 PM CST

Sounds good to me.

mastodon421
08-21-2014, 01:28 PM
The 49ers "Why Your Team Sucks" piece has spawned my new favorite fan quote "If Aldon Smith manages to last another year without killing someone else and/or himself, I'm gonna go ahead and chalk that up as the biggest miracle since Christ turned water into wine. "

300%_Density
08-21-2014, 08:15 PM
I'm dying :

Worst memory is when my dad scored tickets to Jerry Rice's last home game as a Niner against the Bears. I was excited to see the greatest Wide Receiver of all-time play his last game in red and gold. At the start of the game, we all gave him a standing ovation. Some hippy jackass behind me tells us to sit down because, ''No one should applaud the accomplishment of football players when children are dying all over the world.'' Everyone gave him a sideways glance. Then again when he went out at the end of the game, everyone in the whole stadium gave Jerry another standing ovation. Once again this guy, now yelling, "How dare we as humans celebrate a man when he has done nothing to solve our world problems?'' Someone yelled back, "Why the fuck are you at a football game then?'' To which he replied, "Because I like the garlic fries."

DisposableJustice
08-22-2014, 11:07 AM
So the Seahawks preview is the best one hands down; granted I am still bitter about the Super Bowl blowout but Drew is a fucking genius, I don't know how he could top this one with 16 teams left to preview. There are too many get quotes to share but this fan comment takes the cake

Also Seattle is the world capital of passive aggressive dickheads and uptightness, and nobody ever gets laid. I lived there for six years and have no idea how Seattlites reproduce; I think they just split in half like bacteria.

DisposableJustice
08-22-2014, 02:27 PM
Well I wasn't expecting the next team until Monday but the Steelers are up; I guess Drew is doing 2 teams a day to make it in time for the regular season; more fun for us!

as for the Steelers

- Snoop Dog or Snoop Lion or whatever the hell he is called today told the Steelers in regards to OC Todd Haley: "Fire that Motherfucker": http://deadspin.com/snoop-dogg-on-steelers-oc-todd-haley-fire-that-mother-1625370815

- Two Pittsburgh running backs were charged with marijuana possession and a DUI; one of the running backs' last name is Blount (look, I'm not smart enough to make a joke with that, it's the goddamn truth!) http://deadspin.com/complaint-leveon-bell-had-no-idea-he-could-get-a-dui-f-1625505059

Disturbed95
08-22-2014, 03:10 PM
The Steelers one was pure gold. My favorite one so far

mankvill
08-22-2014, 10:07 PM
Would anybody be opposed to Monday (as in in 3 days) night at about 9 PM CST? Everyone I know in real life that's playing say that'd be the best time for them.

mastodon421
08-23-2014, 03:33 AM
That time works for me.

es156
08-23-2014, 05:35 AM
Would anybody be opposed to Monday (as in in 3 days) night at about 9 PM CST? Everyone I know in real life that's playing say that'd be the best time for them.

Monday at 9pm CST works for me.

mankvill
08-23-2014, 10:30 AM
OKAY

DRAFT IS THIS MONDAY AT 9 CST

mankvill
08-24-2014, 10:38 AM
REMEMBER THE DRAFT IS TOMORROW

mankvill
08-24-2014, 02:33 PM
If anyone wants to join our league, we may have one spot available.

300%_Density
08-25-2014, 09:50 AM
Hopefully Yahoo doesn't fuck up like yesterday.

mankvill
08-25-2014, 10:54 AM
ALL TEAMS READY AND ACCOUNTED FOR

DRAFT IN SEVEN HOURS

mastodon421
08-25-2014, 10:58 AM
ALL TEAMS READY AND ACCOUNTED FOR

DRAFT IN SEVEN HOURS
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymm19f10O1qds0wzo1_500.jpg

DisposableJustice
08-25-2014, 03:05 PM
http://33.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lymm19f10O1qds0wzo1_500.jpg

Thanks for the wonderful image


Anyway, lolz at the 49ers building a nice $ 1 Billion stadium and can't get the goddamn turf right: http://deadspin.com/the-49ers-are-replacing-their-turf-already-1625145532/1626672787/+barryap

300%_Density
08-25-2014, 03:29 PM
Marvin Lewis is the continental breakfast of NFL coaching

This might be one of the funniest things I've ever read.

mankvill
08-25-2014, 05:32 PM
DRAFT IN 28 MINUTES

YOU CAN GO HANG OUT IN THE DRAFT ONCE IT LOADS IN A FEW MINUTES

300%_Density
08-26-2014, 10:24 AM
The Cleveland preview was the best yet & it isn't even close.

So that was the coaching search. After missing out on McDaniels, Gase, Quinn, Staphy McGee, Pepper Rodgers, The Rock, this bag of pebbles, and a hobo that Haslam believed to be enchanted, you got Pettine.

This summer, a group of us went into a downtown gas station to grab a few snacks one afternoon. What we thought was going to be a quick in and out stop turned into a roughly 20 min ordeal because of the man at the counter. This man decided that everyone behind him should wait until he found the absolute perfect blunt wraps. He was rubbing them, asking for prices, and basically making a scene in front of a small crowd as he continued to go back and forth with the cashier.

Finally, by the grace of God, this man was able to find a small grocery bag amount of blunt wraps worthy of his liking and leaves the store. By now all of us our just watching this man leave and curious to see what is going to happen next…and what do you know? A Camo'd-out Porche with Neon Orange rims pulls up and the man gets in. And who owns this monstrosity of a car? Yes, I shit you not, Josh Gordon.

DisposableJustice
08-26-2014, 10:28 AM
The Cleveland preview was the best yet & it isn't even close.

Agreed; so anytime I'm feeling down about the Broncos, I only need to read this fan comment to make me feel better; I might even print it out and put it on my wall

Before any of you fans from other cities think you have it worse than us, ask yourself:

1) Has your football team made it to the Super Bowl?

2) Do you have a sports franchise that won a championship (of any significance) in the last 66 years?

3) Did you cheer for a football team that moved to a different city, became a perennial contender (and won two Super Bowls), while, three years later, you received a bag of flaming shit on your door step with the words "Football Team" written on it in sharpie? Did that flaming bag of shit continue to burn for 15 years (and counting)?

4) Did the greatest basketball player of a generation make sweet championship babies with the least deserving city in the U.S., and then come crawling back to much adulation because your city is so goddamned starved for a championship that — like a man that has been in prison for several decades — it will take anything that remotely resembles what it's looking for to get the job done?

5) Has your "rival" football team beaten you 19 out of the last 21 times, the two exceptions being a 13-9 screamer played in -10 degree weather in 2009 and a 20-14 victory in which your Browns forced EIGHT TURNOVERS (3 INTs, 5 Fumbles) yet the game came down to the last possession?

6) Does your baseball team have the most racist logo in sports, but nobody gives a fuck because they haven't been relevant since the mid-1990s?

7) Did the only playmaker you've had in 25 years smoke and drink his way into what is looking more and more like a season-long suspension?

8) Has your football team played on Sunday or Monday Night Football since Barack Obama was serving as president?

DisposableJustice
08-27-2014, 10:05 AM
The AFC North is done; the Ravens is good for the rant on how shitty the team handled the Ray Rice thing


and all you need to know about the Chicago preview is:

One more thing: I was in Chicago over a year ago and I went to eat at a Korean joint, one of those Korean joints that is almost 100% Korean clientele, where you walk in the door and you can see the look in their eyes like, "Oh Christ. WHITE PEOPLE." Anyway, I got some noodles and the noodles were drenched in that awesome red sauce that's in all Korean food. We're not talking about a small amount of hot sauce. This was, like, a quart of it. And I knew I shouldn't have eaten too much, but it was really good. So I'm eating and eating, knowing full well that this stuff is gonna go roaring out of my asshole as soon as I'm finished. Sure enough, I get to this book signing/party thing five minutes later, and I immediately have to go shit. And my shit is RED. Blood fucking red. I'm sitting there, pushing this stuff out, with sweat pouring down me. So much red diarrhea. And when I got up and walked out, I had to go back in five minutes later. And then I did it a third time. So that's what Chicago reminds me of: red poop.

adamclark52
08-27-2014, 10:10 AM
I went to Chicago last year too. Except I went to Reckless Records and had my head explode. I got eleven Sonic Youth albums that day for less than fifty dollars.

DisposableJustice
08-27-2014, 10:29 AM
I went to Chicago last year too. Except I went to Reckless Records and had my head explode. I got eleven Sonic Youth albums that day for less than fifty dollars.

I was there twice in 2012, one for System of a Down and some tourist stuff with a friend then a month later with my dad visiting a friend of his while we were visiting my grandma in Iowa

Chicago is a cool place, I just don't think I would be able to live in the city

adamclark52
08-27-2014, 10:32 AM
I was there twice in 2012, one for System of a Down and some tourist stuff with a friend then a month later with my dad visiting a friend of his while we were visiting my grandma in Iowa

Chicago is a cool place, I just don't think I would be able to live in the city

I didn't see enough of it to say wether I'd live there or not. We went to some aquarium, I missed a Misfits concert and that's all I can honestly remember. We were there for two or three days so we must have done something. I remember traffic was insane the day I arrived. It was on a Saturday at around 2pm I think.

I can't believe how much of that trip I forget.

DisposableJustice
08-27-2014, 10:41 AM
I didn't see enough of it to say wether I'd live there or not. We went to some aquarium, I missed a Misfits concert and that's all I can honestly remember. We were there for two or three days so we must have done something. I remember traffic was insane the day I arrived. It was on a Saturday at around 2pm I think.

I can't believe how much of that trip I forget.

Both trips I did the river tour that takes you out to Lake Michigan which was a ton of fun; the first time my friend and I did Sears Tower (I don't care what the fuck they call it now)

Here's a fun story: in September 2012 when my Dad and I went there the teacher in the the Chicago Public School system were on strike and their rallying color was red. Not knowing this I wore a red hoodie and got plenty of "Hang in there teach, we're with you" or "Fight the good fight."

Natrlhi
08-27-2014, 11:56 AM
Before any of you fans from other cities think you have it worse than us, ask yourself:

1) Has your football team made it to the Super Bowl?

2) Do you have a sports franchise that won a championship (of any significance) in the last 66 years?

3) Did you cheer for a football team that moved to a different city, became a perennial contender (and won two Super Bowls), while, three years later, you received a bag of flaming shit on your door step with the words "Football Team" written on it in sharpie? Did that flaming bag of shit continue to burn for 15 years (and counting)?

4) Did the greatest basketball player of a generation make sweet championship babies with the least deserving city in the U.S., and then come crawling back to much adulation because your city is so goddamned starved for a championship that — like a man that has been in prison for several decades — it will take anything that remotely resembles what it's looking for to get the job done?

5) Has your "rival" football team beaten you 19 out of the last 21 times, the two exceptions being a 13-9 screamer played in -10 degree weather in 2009 and a 20-14 victory in which your Browns forced EIGHT TURNOVERS (3 INTs, 5 Fumbles) yet the game came down to the last possession?

6) Does your baseball team have the most racist logo in sports, but nobody gives a fuck because they haven't been relevant since the mid-1990s?

7) Did the only playmaker you've had in 25 years smoke and drink his way into what is looking more and more like a season-long suspension?

8) Has your football team played on Sunday or Monday Night Football since Barack Obama was serving as president?
This is all ridiculously and unfortunately true - except for the part about having a racist baseball team mascot. People need to get over that shit. It's a sign of respect to have a Native American face on the logo. You hear relatively little flak about the Redskins, Blackhawks, Braves or Chiefs but somehow Chief Wahoo is a symbol of all that is evil? Is it because he is smiling? Does that somehow imply the he's subservient to the fact of what the U.S. government did to his ancestors? WOuld it be better if he had a sad face, or maybe an angry one? Fucking Christ, find something important to get upset about. Seriously.

That, and Chicago fucking rules as a place to visit. It's like NYC or LA but much cleaner and with way fewer completely intolerable / certifiably insane assholes. Sure, the traffic is fucking ridiculous, but so it is in most major cities that are super fun to party (and especially in the case of Chicago, eat) in. I wouldn't want to live there, though - it's way too goddamned expensive.

mankvill
08-27-2014, 12:06 PM
It's a sign of respect to have a Native American face on the logo. You hear relatively little flak about the Redskins

I'm not necessarily disagreeing with everything else, but is you for real right now? The Redskins have had a huge controversy over their name/logo in the past few months and it's still continuing.

Natrlhi
08-27-2014, 12:11 PM
I'm not necessarily disagreeing with everything else, but is you for real right now? The Redskins have had a huge controversy over their name/logo in the past few months and it's still continuing.
Yeah, I guess you're right. We're not the only ones.

It doesn't change my primary point, though. People need to get upset about stuff that really matters, not relatively minor bullshit like this.

300%_Density
08-27-2014, 05:34 PM
The Indians logo isn't even on the radar as far as people being upset/offended by the logo.

300%_Density
08-27-2014, 07:08 PM
Love Packers already:

Dom Capers is the guy who thinks it's a brilliant idea to run the PUNT BLOCK as a defense in Madden.

DisposableJustice
08-28-2014, 08:58 AM
My only child was born 4 days before the last Lions playoff victory. I am now a grandfather.

That's the Lions for ya

DisposableJustice
08-28-2014, 11:19 AM
Drew does his Vikings, and brings up a point on how the Facebook community is utterly confused as to which team he is a fan of; a good read:

http://mattenglish.kinja.com/what-team-does-drew-magary-cheer-for-1627913334

DisposableJustice
08-28-2014, 12:07 PM
Damn now the Jets are up! 3 in one day Drew is just blowing through these


Also best fan comment ever

Stephen Hill couldn't catch gonorrhea in a sanitarium full of infected nymphomaniacs.

300%_Density
08-28-2014, 01:22 PM
Also best fan comment ever

Nope. Sometimes less is more:

Woody Johnson's name is Woody Johnson.

Sanitarium78
08-28-2014, 01:55 PM
That's the Lions for ya

The Bills to.

Though I don't think their last playoff win was as long ago as the Lions was. Still, it's been like 20 years since the Bills won a playoff game.

DisposableJustice
08-28-2014, 03:13 PM
The Bills did go to 4 straight super bowls...didn't quite work out for them though

adamclark52
08-28-2014, 03:31 PM
The Bills did go to 4 straight super bowls...didn't quite work out for them though

Bon Jovi gonna fix everything.

mastodon421
08-28-2014, 07:15 PM
Damn now the Jets are up! 3 in one day Drew is just blowing through these


Also best fan comment ever

Agreed, I just spit up water all over my computer.

DisposableJustice
08-28-2014, 09:01 PM
Bon Jovi gonna fix everything.

Maybe in Buffalo, maybe somewhere else....somewhere warm and/or Canadian

mastodon421
08-29-2014, 08:41 AM
Bills and Dolphins previews are up. This gem was the highlight of the Bills piece for me "The team even issued instructions for cheerleader vagina maintenance, because I guess that's a genuine health issue in the Buffalo area. Sammy Watkins may crack 50 ribs this season, but the Bills will be damned if they let any vaginas smell up the joint.

DisposableJustice
08-29-2014, 09:09 AM
Can't wait for the Patriots one, I assume it will be up today

Also, poor Bills fans: 16 years old, 1998, Music City Miracle. Watching the game with a crowd of people in my basement, eating a hamburger, 100% sure the call would be over turned. The last playoff memory I have is throwing my burger at the TV, watchin mustard explode all over the room and hearing my mom scream "Where the fuck are you going, clean this shit up!!", I slammed the door and left. I have been waiting for somebody to clean this shit up ever since.

300%_Density
08-29-2014, 10:23 AM
Bills was really great. My highlight. Especially Weeks 10-13:

Offseason/Preseason: Jairus Byrd lost to free agency. Marcell Dareus missing camp to attend substance abuse program. Kiko Alonso out the entire season. Cordy Glenn not at camp with mysterious non-football illness. Jim Schwartz in as Defensive Coordinator. Ralph died. The team's for sale. I've already got a migraine and a cramp in my dick and we haven't played a game yet.

Weeks 1-4: A relatively favorable schedule will have us fall ass backward into being 3-1 and the BILLievers will be out in force, myself included.

Weeks 5-8: Schwartz will prove useful against his old team and Watkins will have a big game against Detroit in Week 5. The matchup with the Pats in Week 6 will actually get some rare, pregame foreplay. New England will embarrass us. EJ will get hurt and be out 4-6 weeks. A warm body will take his place under center.

Week 9: We'll be 4-4 at the bye week with EJ still on the mend and several others banged up. Probably be on our 3rd string running back and waiver wire linebackers at this point.

Weeks 10-13: This will be another 1-3 stretch. The season will unofficially end in Week 13 with Buffalo hosting the coming out party for Johnny Manziel. After throwing his third touchdown late in the fourth quarter to take a commanding lead, he'll strut over to a sideline camera giving his money-finger-rub and taunt, "Heard y'all were for sale. Thinkin' 'bout buyin' y'all with the money I made in college." By Tuesday morning, the top story on Deadspin will be an underexposed, grainy photo of Manziel blowing coke off of a Jills cheerleader's ass from Saturday night before the game.

Weeks 14-17: At Denver, vs Green Bay, at Oakland, and at New England. That's 3 ass whoopins wrapped around a late afternoon, season-garbage-time game that pits us against the Raiders in a scrimmage of the 5-9's. We'll beat them in some weird, sloppy game by a score of 16-5 or something. The only highlight from the game will be vertically-shot iPhone footage of some rowdy Bills Mafia getting into a parking lot brawl with those guys from Raider Nation that look like the offspring of a Darth Vader/Road Warriors/KISS orgy. We'll finish the year 6-10, 2-4 in the division. I'll be in the yard burning my Bills jersey and zubaz, grumbling to my wife about Goodell, concussions, and Tom Brady in an effort to rationalize why I'm renouncing the NFL and becoming a baseball fan. To maintain my masochism, I'll choose to cheer for the Cubs.

DisposableJustice
08-30-2014, 11:55 AM
Good news Bills fans, Bon Jovi is too fucking poor to bid for the team in his ownership group, so no Toronto.....maybeish

http://deadspin.com/bon-jovi-cant-buy-the-bills-because-hes-poor-1628862821

adamclark52
08-30-2014, 12:07 PM
Good news Bills fans, Bon Jovi is too fucking poor to bid for the team in his ownership group, so no Toronto.....maybeish

http://deadspin.com/bon-jovi-cant-buy-the-bills-because-hes-poor-1628862821

I've said it a lot the last few years (I'm not sure if I ever posted it here though) but an NFL team in Toronto will fail.

DisposableJustice
08-30-2014, 12:30 PM
I've said it a lot the last few years (I'm not sure if I ever posted it here though) but an NFL team in Toronto will fail.

I agree whenever the Bills have played that one home game in Toronto it always looks like a ghost town, even when the schedule has a big name team coming to down like the Redskins, Seahawks and Falcons have in the past 3 years. Besides a NFL team in Canada is just a little weird, nothing against Canada. Besides I'll ask you this AC52, does the CFL team there do well

mankvill
08-30-2014, 12:46 PM
Michael Sam got cut and the Rams go back to being irrelevant

Sanitarium78
08-30-2014, 12:58 PM
I agree whenever the Bills have played that one home game in Toronto it always looks like a ghost town, even when the schedule has a big name team coming to down like the Redskins, Seahawks and Falcons have in the past 3 years. Besides a NFL team in Canada is just a little weird, nothing against Canada. Besides I'll ask you this AC52, does the CFL team there do well

I think if the Bills were a winning franchise or at least were a contender most years the attendance up in Toronto wouldn't be too bad. If they ever moved there the attendance would probably be decent for a few seasons then it will die off if they weren't winning. It's was just a stupid decision to have one game a year in Toronto. If it's not hockey and beer it's hard to get Canadian sport fans to care about it;)

DisposableJustice
08-30-2014, 01:36 PM
Michael Sam got cut and the Rams go back to being irrelevant

My money is on him staying with them on the practice squad; unless an injury on another team really makes them yearn for Sam, then maybe but all the goodwill and media madness for Sam being with St. Louis may make it hard for another team to take him, fair or not

adamclark52
08-30-2014, 01:46 PM
I think if the Bills were a winning franchise or at least were a contender most years the attendance up in Toronto wouldn't be too bad. If they ever moved there the attendance would probably be decent for a few seasons then it will die off if they weren't winning. It's was just a stupid decision to have one game a year in Toronto. If it's not hockey and beer it's hard to get Canadian sport fans to care about it;)

You hear the phrase "Toronto is a hockey town" a lot. But it's really not. Toronto is a Maple Leafs town.

And you're right about the attendance. It would be good at first. Most people in this city are punters. They'd go to see the new team and the new stadium because they think it's something they have to be a part of. They'd go for the pomp, circumstance and flash. They wouldn't know or give a shit about the football. So you'd have sellouts for the first few years. Then, unless the team was not just a contender but a SUPER POWER (like a San Francisco or New England) it would drop off. Ask the Toronto Blue Jays. If the Toronto NFL team didn't win a Superbowl within the first five years and unless Toronto hosted a Superbowl within those few years the Toronto people would give up and get bored very quickly and very early. And they'd move on.

In the coming years people would only go to games if a team with Tom Brady or Peyton Manning was playing. Again, just because they know the spotlight would be on them and because they'd hear other people care so they'd think they have to care. If the Tampa Bay Bucanners are playing in Toronto and both teams suck you'd have a ghost town.

Toronto is a bandwagon town. And very desperate for a winner and attention. They're like a child with a new toy. They get bored with that toy very quickly and want another new one.

Not to mention that the ticket prices would be outragious. They already did that to me in 2010 when I saw the Bills play the Bears in Toronto. I paid $150 for a ticket that would've cost me $60 in Buffalo. I swore that day to never do it again. Because ticket prices in Toronto would ALWAYS be that high. Why. Because those fucking punters who want to go to see the flashy shit would pay it.

Then there is the subject of the CFL team. They draw maybe fifteen thousand people to their games. Even if they're winning. I don't even know if the NFL would cripple it like people think it would. It's two different games and sets of fans.

This is a subject that I tend to go off on a lot. I don't like Toronto. It lacks identity. It lacks a culture of it's own. It's a melting pot of everything. It's a "jack of all trades and a master of none". It doesn't deserve a football team. Buffalo gets made fun of all the time but they at least love their team.

DisposableJustice
09-01-2014, 02:24 PM
Alright folks 3 days until kickoff, the wait is over finally. So on this lazy Labor Day, here is how I see this season playing out

* ()= Playoff Seed


AFC

East
-Patriots (1) 12-4
-Jets 9-7
-Dolphins 8-8
-Bills 5-11

Once again the Pats will easily take the AFC East with maybe a little fight from the Jets and Dolphins but I still feel like the Jets and Dolphins have too many holes and issues to overtake the Pats.

North

-Steelers (4) 10-6
-Bengals (6) 9-7
-Ravens 7-9
-Browns 3-13

Never count out the Steelers I think they will get their act together and make a push into the playoffs. The Bengals have the most pressure I think with not being able to get over the playoff win hump and face a tough 1st place schedule. Ravens start out strong then fall apart at the end, and I place Johnny Football as the starting QB for the Browns by Week 5, and they continue to be the Browns

South

-Colts (3) 11-5
-Texans 7-9
-Titans 5-11
-Jaguars 4-12

The Texans will be much better than last year but with a shaky QB situation, Luck remains the QB class of the AFC South

West

-Broncos (2) 12-4
-Chargers (5) 10-6
-Chiefs 8-8
-Raiders 4-12

With a tough schedule the Broncos could fall between 10-13 wins but with the leadership of Manning and the improved defense they will make enough to get the bye. The Chargers look a lot better with Mike McCoy as head coach and as much as I hate Phillip Rivers he is a great QB and will get them some wins. I see the Chiefs sliding back a bit after a great season ended horribly in the playoff game, and the Raiders still find ways to fall flat on their face


(1) Patriots
(2) Broncos
(3) Colts
(4) Steelers
(5) Chargers
(6) Bengals

NFC

East

Eagles (4) 11-5
Giants 9-7
Cowboys 8-8
Redskins 5-11

I didn't think Chip Kelly would be so sucessful last year but he did and I see the Eagles being the class of a weak division. I have decided that Dallas should rename themselves the Dallas '88's because I predict they will always end up 8-8, this time without the chance to fall flat in the AFC East title games they have been a part of the past few years

North

Packers (1) 13-3
Bears (5) 10-6
Lions 8-8
Vikings 4-112

Somehow, someway the Packers got into the playoffs last year with Aaron Rodgers hurt in the middle of a season; a healthy Rodgers will claim the division a little easier; I see the Bears making a step forward and if Rodgers were to go down I could see them winning the division

South

Saints (3) 12-4
Falcons 9-7
Buccaneers 7-9
Panthers 6-10

The Saints are loaded on offense and spot a good defense, the Falcons get much improved from last year, The Bucs make leaps with Lovie Smith, while the Panther having a horrible offseason fall due to injuries and lack of talent

West

Seahawks (2) 12-4
49ers (6) 10-6
Cardinals 8-8
Rams 5-11

Seahawks face a hard schedule and don't get the #1 seed but still are beasts at home. The 49ers have taken so many hits on defense the offense has to bear more load and they barely get the last playoff spot. The Cards fall back and with Sam Bradford injured and out for the 32nd time the Rams will have a tough season, although they still play tough in their divisional games

(1) Packers
(2) Seahawks
(3) Saints
(4) Eagles
(5) Bears
(6) 49ers


Playoffs

Wildcard

(3) Colts over (6) Bengals
(4) Steelers over (5) Chargers

(3) Saints over (6) 49ers
(4) Eagles over (5) Bears


Divisional

(1) Patriots over (4) Steelers
(2) Broncos over (3) Colts

(1) Packers over (4) Eagles
(2) Seahawks over (3) Saints

Conference Championships

(2) Broncos over (1) Patriots

(1) Packers over (2) Seahawks


Super Bowl 49

Broncos 27, Packers 24

------------

"DisposableJustice, you're such a goddamn homer" Yes I am but I feel the total embarrassment the Broncos suffered in last years Super Bowl will fuel them. The Broncos have gone all out to fix their D and give Manning some more weapons. I do have some worries around the running game and having our great kicker out for 4 game doesn't help either. However, the pain and the drive will lead Manning and the Broncos to a close victory in Foxboro and enough to pull out a victory in Arizona in Feburary

So my friends how do you see the season playing out

mastodon421
09-01-2014, 02:44 PM
AFC East
1.Patriots (2) (12-4)
2.Jets (6) (9-7)
3.Bills (7-9)
4.Dolphins (6-10)

AFC North
1.Ravens (4) (10-6)
2.Bengals (5) (10-6)
3.Steelers (8-8)
4.Browns (4-12)

AFC South
1.Colts (3) (11-5)
2.Texans (7-9)
3.Titans (6-10)
4.Jaguars (3-13)

AFC West
1.Broncos (1) (13-3)
2.Chargers (8-8)
3.Chiefs (6-10)
4.Raiders (4-12)

NFC East
1.Eagles (4)(11-5)
2.Giants (9-7)
3.Redskins (7-9)
4.Cowboys (6-10)

NFC North
1.Bears (3) (11-5)
2.Packers (5) (10-6)
3.Lions (8-8)
4.Vikings (6-10)

NFC South
1.Saints (2) (12-4)
2.Buccaneers (9-7)
3.Panthers (9-7)
4.Falcons (7-9)

NFC West
1.Seahawks (1) (13-3)
2.49ers (6) (10-6)
3.Cardinals (9-7)
4.Rams (6-10)

Playoffs
Wild Card
(3) Colts over (6) Jets
(4)Ravens over (5) Bengals
(3) Bears over (6) 49ers
(5) Packers over (4) Eagles

Divisional Round
(1)Broncos over (4) Ravens
(2) Patriots over (3) Colts
(1) Seahawks over (5) Packers
(2) Saints over (3) Bears

Conference Championship
(1) Seahawks over (2) Saints
(2) Patriots over (1) Broncos

Super Bowl
Seahawks over Patriots

DisposableJustice
09-01-2014, 03:12 PM
So when I said the Raiders would find a way to be the Raiders, I wasn't expecting them to start that before the season began: http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000387073/article/derek-carr-starting-over-matt-schaub-for-raiders?campaign=Facebook_atl_wesseling

mastodon421
09-01-2014, 07:12 PM
Starting Carr over Schaub is probably the smartest decision the Raiders have made in the past decade. Carr has looked way better than Schaub in the preseason so it's not really a huge shock that this happened. As long as Carr doesn't turn out to be a turnover machine like Schaub, it's a great move.

DisposableJustice
09-01-2014, 08:03 PM
Starting Carr over Schaub is probably the smartest decision the Raiders have made in the past decade. Carr has looked way better than Schaub in the preseason so it's not really a huge shock that this happened. As long as Carr doesn't turn out to be a turnover machine like Schaub, it's a great move.

It's not that Carr won't be a good QB, it just reminds me of how last year they brought in Matt Flynn and ended up flip flopping between Pryor and that other dude. I agree if Carr is good then yes a good move but if he starts losing games or gets injured then their QB situation gets messy. Watching a rival draft overall pretty bad doesn't give me much faith that the Raiders got the right guy, which as a Broncos fan, a ton of fun to watch. Besides I rarely put a lot of stock in preseason action, we'll see how he is doing in week 3

Also a tid bit from ESPN Stats & Info:

Rich Gannon's last year in the NFL was 2004. Since his departure, the Raiders have struggled to find a starting quarterback.

Derek Carr marks the eighth different Week 1 starter for the Raiders in the last 10 seasons and the fourth in the last four seasons. The Elias Sports Bureau notes that Carr will actually be the Raiders' first rookie quarterback to start in Week 1 since the AFL-NFL merger in 1970.

Carr is the fourth-highest drafted quarterback by the Raiders in the Super Bowl era, the highest since they drafted JaMarcus Russell No. 1 in 2007.

But it took quite a bit for the Raiders to arrive at this juncture. They used three of their 2014 draft picks to acquire three different quarterbacks. They traded a fifth-rounder last year to acquire Matt Flynn (who is currently on the Packers).

They traded a sixth-rounder in that draft to get Schaub from the Texans.

And then they drafted Carr with their second-round pick.

All-in-all, the Raiders have used eight of their draft picks the last three drafts to acquire seven different quarterbacks.

Carr and Schaub are the only two of those quarterbacks still with the team

mastodon421
09-02-2014, 08:21 AM
Woop woop, Drew actually used my comment in the Why the Patriots Suck piece! Here it all it's glory.
"I shit you not, if you say anything bad about Bledsoe to any Patriots fan over 30, they will proceed to scold you for upwards of an hour and tell you how he's destined to go to the Hall-of-Fame some day."

As someone who has been to a Patriots game every year since 1999 and someone who regularly listen to Boston sports talk radio, I can tell you that this piece is startlingly accurate. I know you guys who've had your teams have covered already said this, but god damn is Drew right on the money.

This portion of the piece about how ungrateful Boston sports fan are despite the fact their teams have won so many titles in the past decade killed me:

"All those titles in every sport and you're all STILL unhappy. All the fucking time. If my team had three rings, I would skip around my neighborhood naked all day long, throwing cupcake sprinkles at everyone.

But noooooo, not New England fans. No no no, they have to spend every last waking second bitching about all the additional titles they should have won. The Red Sox won a title last season—their third in the past decade—and yet they still bitch about the team sucking this year! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. These are terrible people, and they root for a team run by a terrible man who demands passion from his players and then cuts those same players as bloodlessly as a guillotine operator. They are disloyal and hypocritical. The demand fealty and offer none of their own. Fuck them. Charles Barkley knows what time it is.

Football-wise, this team hasn't won a Super Bowl in 10 years (THE HORROR) and won't win another one because of their strict GRITTINESS BY SUBTRACTION policy. All the Patriots do now is hoard players from Rutgers and stockpile backup quarterbacks who get overvalued by fans simply because they took a piss next to Tom Brady."

300%_Density
09-02-2014, 10:24 AM
I really loved Bledsoe. That was the last NFL jersey I owned.

DisposableJustice
09-02-2014, 10:27 AM
Woop woop, Drew actually used my comment in the Why the Patriots Suck piece! Here it all it's glory.
"I shit you not, if you say anything bad about Bledsoe to any Patriots fan over 30, they will proceed to scold you for upwards of an hour and tell you how he's destined to go to the Hall-of-Fame some day."

As someone who has been to a Patriots game every year since 1999 and someone who regularly listen to Boston sports talk radio, I can tell you that this piece is startlingly accurate. I know you guys who've had your teams have covered already said this, but god damn is Drew right on the money.

This portion of the piece about how ungrateful Boston sports fan are despite the fact their teams have won so many titles in the past decade killed me:

"All those titles in every sport and you're all STILL unhappy. All the fucking time. If my team had three rings, I would skip around my neighborhood naked all day long, throwing cupcake sprinkles at everyone.

But noooooo, not New England fans. No no no, they have to spend every last waking second bitching about all the additional titles they should have won. The Red Sox won a title last season—their third in the past decade—and yet they still bitch about the team sucking this year! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST. These are terrible people, and they root for a team run by a terrible man who demands passion from his players and then cuts those same players as bloodlessly as a guillotine operator. They are disloyal and hypocritical. The demand fealty and offer none of their own. Fuck them. Charles Barkley knows what time it is.

Football-wise, this team hasn't won a Super Bowl in 10 years (THE HORROR) and won't win another one because of their strict GRITTINESS BY SUBTRACTION policy. All the Patriots do now is hoard players from Rutgers and stockpile backup quarterbacks who get overvalued by fans simply because they took a piss next to Tom Brady."

Nice! Pretty cool yours got in

The Pats read was so great, no bones about it the Patriots are my most hated team for many reasons that the article touched on

300%_Density
09-02-2014, 10:31 AM
Love this

I truly believe Darrelle Revis will have a good season for the Patriots... only for Belichick and Kraft to offer him an insultingly low contract extension (my bet is 2 years for one dollar and a strip of laundry detergent) causing Revis to go to Denver. They'll replace Revis by drafting a slow yet "versatile" white guy who played fourth string nickelback for Bethune Cookman College or some other no name school. Meanwhile us fans will defend this pick until death because we think Bill Belichick is smarter than Einstein.

mastodon421
09-02-2014, 10:35 AM
I really loved Bledsoe. That was the last NFL jersey I owned.

God bless you.

Nice! Pretty cool yours got in

The Pats read was so great, no bones about it the Patriots are my most hated team for many reasons that the article touched on

I honestly couldn't believe it got in, especially after Drew posted on Twitter the day that I sent it that fan submissions were officially closed. He did cut it down a bit (I further ranted about the only good thing Bledsoe did for the franchise was get injured for the zillionth time to pave the way for Brady), but I can't complain, I'm just really happy that it got in.

mankvill
09-02-2014, 10:39 AM
Jim Irsay FINALLY got punished.

Suspended six games (how do you suspend an owner????), fined $500,000.

DisposableJustice
09-02-2014, 11:03 AM
Jim Irsay FINALLY got punished.

Suspended six games (how do you suspend an owner????), fined $500,000.

So he gets to take a six week vacation basically and hand over an amount that wouldn't eve make a dent in his overall bank account

Plus the Colts have been planning for this, I believe he has a daughter who is running things, like when he was in rehab

So it is impossible to properly punish an owner, but I'm sure the Colts will throw a huge party and make comments on how hard it was to play games without him in the owners box or some shit

300%_Density
09-02-2014, 12:20 PM
So basically paying the $ that he was "carrying" w/ him that night.

mastodon421
09-02-2014, 12:25 PM
So basically paying the $ that he was "carrying" w/ him that night.

That's exactly what I thought :lol:. Honestly what effect does Irsay being suspended have on the team? OH NO IRSAY HAS THE WATCH THE GAME ON A TV AT HIS HOUSE INSTEAD OF IN THE OWNER'S BOX. Another boneheaded decision by Goodell. They should have fined this crook a lot more and not suspended him at all.

DisposableJustice
09-02-2014, 02:39 PM
That's exactly what I thought :lol:. Honestly what effect does Irsay being suspended have on the team? OH NO IRSAY HAS THE WATCH THE GAME ON A TV AT HIS HOUSE INSTEAD OF IN THE OWNER'S BOX. Another boneheaded decision by Goodell. They should have fined this crook a lot more and not suspended him at all.

The thing is that how much could a fine be that would actually impact the owner's pocket? We would be talking about in the millions and Goodell would never do that to a person who in reality is his boss

DisposableJustice
09-02-2014, 02:56 PM
The Redskins preview is just filled with so much win


We are the perfect team for Washington DC, since we spend wildly ludicrous sums of money on flashy things while ignoring the long-term structural issues that will eventually cripple us. The only difference is that America gets to hold Presidential elections every four years.

Our owner exhibits the same racial sensitivity as the Ferguson Police Department and the fans aren't far behind.

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/mjmil5gmledokxdyhabj.png

Fuck Dan Snyder in the ass with a Jim Zorn bobblehead.

Also RG3's Twitter feed reads like a guy who just lost his job as sales team leader at a Honda dealership. Shut the fuck up and learn to slide, asshole.

Dan Snyder looks like every 80s comedy villain poured into a five foot mold.

I can't breathe

mankvill
09-02-2014, 03:19 PM
Wes Welker suspended 4 games for amphetamine use

DisposableJustice
09-02-2014, 03:33 PM
Wes Welker suspended 4 games for amphetamine use

ya well The Broncos are off to a wonderful start and we haven't even played a goddamn game

with this and the concussion who thinks Welker is going to stick around much longer?

mastodon421
09-02-2014, 04:04 PM
Wes Welker suspended 4 games for amphetamine use

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNSaYZ1E84I

mankvill
09-03-2014, 05:31 PM
"NE: Gronkowski (knee) limited on Wednesday"

http://i57.tinypic.com/vmyl1c.jpg

300%_Density
09-03-2014, 06:11 PM
"NE: Gronkowski (knee) limited on Wednesday"

http://i57.tinypic.com/vmyl1c.jpg

Did you copy this off of a 2012-2013 injury report?

DisposableJustice
09-04-2014, 11:31 AM
Ah Eagles fans:

Listening to Philly radio the other day: callers demanding Sanchez get snaps as the starter.

This is why we can't have good things.

I cannot fucking wait for the Cowboys preview it's going to be fucking EPIC, good on Drew for saving them for last

DisposableJustice
09-04-2014, 11:45 AM
Speaking of Drew, he published his first preview column of the season, Jamboroo and it is pure gold. It runs every Thursday so I'll post each one here for more lolz

http://deadspin.com/what-it-s-like-to-be-a-benchwarmer-1630503436

John The Drummer
09-04-2014, 12:14 PM
First actual Seahawks game tonight, and Seattle is going insane. Soundgarden and Pharrel Williams (I think) are playing in about an hour or so in Pioneer Square, and traffic is F'd in the A.

DisposableJustice
09-04-2014, 12:38 PM
First actual Seahawks game tonight, and Seattle is going insane. Soundgarden and Pharrel Williams (I think) are playing in about an hour or so in Pioneer Square, and traffic is F'd in the A.

I'm picking the Packers to win by 3 as payback for the Fail Mary game

John The Drummer
09-04-2014, 12:41 PM
Seahawks will get another safety! woo!!! :tongue:

DisposableJustice
09-04-2014, 12:57 PM
Ah good old Cowboys are up and that makes all 32 teams

I have to go to work and I'll read the whole preview after, but dammit Drew you're wonderful:

Your quarterback: Tony Romo. This is where I remind you that Jerry Jones gifted $55 million to Romo before last season, and now Romo's back is completely shot. We can go ahead and say it now: You have seen the best of Tony Romo. All that choking at the end of the regular season in years past? That was the good stuff. He's not gonna stay healthy long enough to even tease your cock this season. It's all over. And I think he came to peace with that fact a very long time ago.

Thankfully, the Cowboys have the deluxe security blanket of BRANDON WEEDEN ready when Romo's entire lower body is paralyzed. God, they really brought in Weeden. Imagine going out on cruise ship, and the cruise ship's emergency dinghy consists of two Mountain Dew bottles lashed together. That's Brandon Weeden.

Nausea
09-04-2014, 01:10 PM
Seahawks will get another safety! woo!!! :tongue:

\m/ Go Seahawks! :rocker:

mankvill
09-04-2014, 07:17 PM
If I wanted to see a mixed-race midget hand balls to a black dude with dreads, I'd be on Pornhub. RUSSELL WILSON THROW THE FUCKING BALL TO PERCY HARVIN

John The Drummer
09-04-2014, 07:19 PM
If I wanted to see a mixed-race midget hand balls to a black dude with dreads, I'd be on Pornhub. RUSSELL WILSON THROW THE FUCKING BALL TO PERCY HARVIN

There ya go ;)


....oh wait, goddammit....

DisposableJustice
09-04-2014, 10:56 PM
just watched the highlights; I'm surprised the Packers made so many mistakes, they generally are a better team at that, and the Seahawks look like they just picked up where they were in February; that's fucking scary

300%_Density
09-05-2014, 05:25 AM
Fucking Eddie Lacy

mastodon421
09-05-2014, 05:27 AM
Seahawks will get another safety! woo!!! :tongue:

You should change your name to John the Prophet because you called that shit hours before kickoff.

Sanitarium78
09-05-2014, 07:33 AM
The Seahawks look like the same team as last year. Unless something catastrophic happens with them this season, I fully expect them to repeat as super bowl champions. Even though the Packers lost by 20 points, overall they didn't look that bad. There was a few mistakes but there were a lot of good things they did as well. They will make the playoffs this year. The main problem they had last night was playing against a team that is just too damn good.

300%_Density
09-05-2014, 08:37 AM
I kinda agree w/ that. But it is just so damn hard to repeat in this league. Pats last did it 10 years ago. Plus they are in the toughest division in football. Even w/ no QB, throw the Rams in the AFC North & they are neck & neck w/ Indy. The pressure of being champs & the grind of the division seem too much to me. They are definitely a playoff team & probably goin to NFC title game. It seems like a tall order.

adamclark52
09-05-2014, 09:21 AM
I'm a Green Bay fan but I think people think they're is better than they really are. They're good, they're just not "great". They can be inconsistent and they're very injury-prone. I fully expect Clay Matthews to break his hand again this season and I can't remember what Aaron Rogers problem was last season (concussions or neck?) but it will rear its head again by late-October. They'll make the playoffs in the wild card spot, and it'll be a fight right up to the end.

adamclark52
09-07-2014, 09:22 AM
I don't like the new Fox graphics.

300%_Density
09-07-2014, 10:55 AM
So the Chiefs are pretty awesome apparently.

adamclark52
09-07-2014, 01:01 PM
Way-2-go, Romo!

mankvill
09-07-2014, 01:10 PM
Chiefs game briefly made me consider suicide, but this Lol-tastic Romo performance is making things a bit better.

adamclark52
09-07-2014, 01:14 PM
Is it too early to start a quarterback death-pool? I say Cutler is gone by mid-season.

mankvill
09-07-2014, 01:23 PM
Is it too early to start a quarterback death-pool? I say Cutler is gone by mid-season.

Hoyer gone by quarter 2 of Browns first home game.

adamclark52
09-07-2014, 02:00 PM
Hoyer gone by quarter 2 of Browns first home game.

I think that bozo Manzell coming in is inevitable. I hope Dallas cuts Romo too. I hate Dallas but come on.

mastodon421
09-07-2014, 02:05 PM
The Bears lost to the Bills today. What a start to the year.:bouville:

DisposableJustice
09-07-2014, 08:59 PM
Broncos are gonna have to play a lot better than they did tonight; ok you dominate the 1st half but just to go dead offensively is no buneo;

But seeing Romo and the boys suck eggs always warms my spirits

mankvill
09-08-2014, 10:31 AM
The Baltimore Ravens terminated running back Ray Rice's contract on Monday, hours after TMZ released a video showing him punching his then-fiancée in the face in an Atlantic City hotel elevator in February.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11489134/baltimore-ravens-cut-ray-rice-new-video-surfaces

DisposableJustice
09-08-2014, 10:51 AM
http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/11489134/baltimore-ravens-cut-ray-rice-new-video-surfaces

Good. The Ravens and the NFL have fucked this whole thing up ever since he was arrested. From the shitty 2 game suspension to that idiotic press conference where Rice's wife apologized for her role, it has been a PR nightmare, and I call utter bullshit that neither the NFL or the Ravens had seen the new video before today. Better late than never. Plus Rice is a giant moron to think that his story wouldn't be found out to be false in this day and age of cameras everywhere. Did he really think the story wouldn't come out considering this happened in a public elevator?

Will Rice find another team? I say yes but not for at least a year, besides having to get reinstated, a team is going to really, really have to believe Rice can be a factor and the public backlash

marker
09-08-2014, 11:08 AM
Is it too early to start a quarterback death-pool? I say Cutler is gone by mid-season.

Not gonna happen.

300%_Density
09-09-2014, 10:37 AM
I cannot stop reading how bad the baddest most $uccessful league has royally screwed the pooch. I hope Goodell loses his job. This coverup is on par w/ the Penn St situation (in no way am I comparing domestic vs sexual abuse) where massive amounts of cover up & head in the sand, not "really" knowing what is going on. I'm amazed at how TMZ seems reputable more than several other news outlets.

And a different note. Fuck the Giants D.

Sanitarium78
09-09-2014, 08:08 PM
Buffalo Sabres owner Terry Pegula will now be the new owner of the Buffalo Bills. His bid of $1.4 billion to buy them has been approved. Which means the Bills will be staying in Buffalo and future generations of fans can suffer through years of losing seasons and missing the playoffs just like the fans before them had to.

DisposableJustice
09-09-2014, 09:41 PM
I cannot stop reading how bad the baddest most $uccessful league has royally screwed the pooch. I hope Goodell loses his job. This coverup is on par w/ the Penn St situation (in no way am I comparing domestic vs sexual abuse) where massive amounts of cover up & head in the sand, not "really" knowing what is going on. I'm amazed at how TMZ seems reputable more than several other news outlets.

And a different note. Fuck the Giants D.

With the resources the NFL has in terms of their security department, which by the way is staffed by ex FBI, CIA, police and other law enforcement with years of experience in investigation and legal matters, I am floored they fucked this up so bad. They claim that they didn't see the video until Monday, BULLSHIT! That is why you pay $$ to make sure players are safe/following the law, and with all the contacts the NFL has in law enforcement, there is no goddamn way. They knew they screwed up and are trying to cover their asses even though many sports reporters have sources claiming they saw the video a long time ago. I agree, Goodell may not be forced out but his reputation is going to take a huge hit.

DisposableJustice
09-10-2014, 10:38 AM
Damn the NFL is not having a good week, even besides the Ray Rice fuck up

Jana Weckerly, the woman who took those gross photos of Jerry Jones posing with some strippers and finally emerged last week via a statement from her lawyer, has now filed a civil suit against Jerry Jones and the Dallas Cowboys alleging that Jones sexually assaulted her. Some of the allegations within it will make your skin crawl.


http://deadspin.com/woman-who-took-jerry-jones-pics-files-lawsuit-alleging-1632704685

DisposableJustice
09-10-2014, 10:40 AM
Buffalo Sabres owner Terry Pegula will now be the new owner of the Buffalo Bills. His bid of $1.4 billion to buy them has been approved. Which means the Bills will be staying in Buffalo and future generations of fans can suffer through years of losing seasons and missing the playoffs just like the fans before them had to.

I say congrats, I am not in favor of relocating teams and I hope Buffalo can "enjoy" the Bills for many years to come (I'm not trying to be funny with the "", I know Bills fans love their team, just seeing how things have gone the past 10-15 years for them

adamclark52
09-10-2014, 10:43 AM
Damn the NFL is not having a good week, even besides the Ray Rice fuck up




http://deadspin.com/woman-who-took-jerry-jones-pics-files-lawsuit-alleging-1632704685

Jerry Jones is a dirty old pervert? I would have never thought. And to a stripper in Dallas none-the-less. I'm appalled.

I guess it's safe for Ray Lewis to break out the white suits again.

marker
09-10-2014, 11:29 AM
Now another stupid whore exploiting people for money.

DisposableJustice
09-10-2014, 11:48 AM
I'm extra sad I have to work tomorrow night because I'm going to miss the super awkwardness of the game in Baltimore

DisposableJustice
09-10-2014, 01:11 PM
OK each time I blink it seems like the NFL dives deeper into the river of shit

According to the Associated Press, the NFL in April received a copy of a video of Ray Rice slugging his fiancée, despite Roger Goodell claiming repeatedly that no one in the league had seen it before this week.

From Rob Maaddi at the AP:

A law enforcement official says he sent a video of Ray Rice punching his then-fiancee to an NFL executive three months ago, while league officers have insisted they didn't see the violent images until this week.

The person played The Associated Press a 12-second voicemail from an NFL office number on April 9 confirming the video arrived. A female voice expresses thanks and says: "You're right. It's terrible."
The AP's law-enforcement source says the NFL never followed up after receiving the tape.

http://deadspin.com/report-nfl-had-copy-of-ray-rice-tape-1633159819

Disturbed95
09-12-2014, 03:54 PM
http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=11514522

Well apparently Adrian Peterson has been indicted on child abuse charges for " spanking his son with a switch".

MPF
09-12-2014, 03:57 PM
My facebook friends have never been more butthurt in my lifetime.

300%_Density
09-13-2014, 08:37 AM
I've seen way too many stories lately on FB that start out "back in my day...", "when I was growing up..." As it relates to this story makes me want to lose my shit.

DisposableJustice
09-14-2014, 04:04 PM
The Broncos gotta quit it with this offsides shit and extending drives for the other team. If we play like we did today/2nd half of the Colts game Seattle is going to fucking maul us

DisposableJustice
09-14-2014, 04:05 PM
My facebook friends have never been more butthurt in my lifetime.

Word on the street is that the Vikings may consider trading AP if the situation gets worse; I'm sure Jerry Jones is foaming at the mouth right now

adamclark52
09-14-2014, 04:58 PM
I just got back from the Bill verses the Dolphins. It really wasn't a very good game. It started off boring as hell with nothing but field goals but once CJ Spiller made that massive one hundred and two yard return it got more exciting. But Buffalo was all over Miami all day. Too bad I bet on Miami.

The crowd was pretty hot and had some awesome logic. "2nd and 7, that's better than 2nd and 8!!!!!!" Why yes, yes it is Capt. Obvious.

But then they'd rattle off stuff that even I had to think about, like the one super-drunk guy in front of me after the second field goal. "I'lltakefivemorefieldgoalsanydaythat'sstilltwentyo netonothing". He said it about that fast too.

The weather was pretty awesome. Just cool enough. I guess it could have been five degrees warmer. But it was probably better than it will be when I see Green Bay there in December.

DisposableJustice
09-14-2014, 08:34 PM
An overview of the Bears/49ers game

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10402971_701580303260253_2862715785691999296_n.jpg ?oh=353ce03daa91d734d1795287201f3569&oe=5499753A&__gda__=1418189698_aa10a031367c606fa0212b7f923dd0a a

John The Drummer
09-15-2014, 09:26 AM
I love Seahawks fans :lol:
After the first game: OH FUCK YEAH! BEST TEAM EVER, GONNA BE A REPEAT OF LAST SEASON!!!!!
After the second game: This team really needs to sit down and be the best they can be and look at all of their mistakes and learn from them. They have the chance of being a good team, but they can't play the way they did today.

So just because they struggled in the SECOND game they suddenly aren't that amazing team? :lol: . I'm so happy I'm not a tr00 football fan.

adamclark52
09-15-2014, 09:31 AM
I love Seahawks fans :lol:
After the first game: OH FUCK YEAH! BEST TEAM EVER, GONNA BE A REPEAT OF LAST SEASON!!!!!
After the second game: This team really needs to sit down and be the best they can be and look at all of their mistakes and learn from them. They have the chance of being a good team, but they can't play the way they did today.

So just because they struggled in the SECOND game they suddenly aren't that amazing team? :lol: . I'm so happy I'm not a tr00 football fan.

Sounds like to me that Seahawks fans have a lot in common with Toronto Maple Leafs fans.

DisposableJustice
09-18-2014, 02:20 PM
Now we know why Peyton Manning REALLY decided to invest in Pizza in Colorado:

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2014/09/18/peyton-manning-big-fan-colorados-marijuana-laws/29779/

The Broncos’ quarterback owns 21 Papa John’s Pizza franchises in the area. In an extensive interview with Peter King of MMQB, Manning alluded to the fact that the legalized marijuana in the state has helped his business. (Hint: The munchies.)

“I’ve gotten to know some of the folks here in Colorado. There’s some different laws out here in Colorado. Pizza business is pretty good out here, believe it or not, due to some recent law changes. So when you come to a different place, you’ve kind of got to learn everything that comes with it.”