View Full Version : Special Edition of Ghost Album I Don't Think I'll Buy...Wow

04-26-2013, 07:12 AM

Swedish occult rockers GHOST, who are fronted by Papa Emeritus II, have begun selling dildos and butt plugs via their official webstore.

For $199.99, fans of the band will get the "Ghost Phallos Mortuus Ritual Box Set Phallus" containing the following items:

* 1 x exclusive Papa Emeritus II dildo puppetmaster t-shirt (only available with this item)
* 1 x bible box case with gold-embossed artwork and red velvet lining.
* 1 x divorce paper scroll with customised GHOST foil emblem.
* 1 x GHOST brushed metal logo charm.
* 1 x bronze effect metal butt plug with moulded grucifix logo base.
* 1 x sculpted black silicone Papa Emeritus II dildo.


Box: L24cm W18cm D6cm
Logo Charm: L8cm W4cm
Butt Plug: L7cm W3cm
Dildo: L19cm W4cm

The box set starts shipping Friday, May 3.


Idk... I've got nothing to say.

04-26-2013, 07:14 AM
Who buys this crap? Reminds me of all the junk from Morbid Angle's last album.

04-26-2013, 07:53 AM
Boring band needs gimmicks. No shock.

04-26-2013, 08:25 AM
Now that is fucking brootal. And disgusting.

No thanks.

04-26-2013, 08:29 AM
All of a sudden it seems like all the Kiss merchandise wasn't quite as over the top now.

04-26-2013, 08:40 AM
The butt plug is only 3 cm wide? What a ripoff.

04-26-2013, 08:57 AM
What in the literal fuck...?

04-26-2013, 09:22 AM
My better instincts are telling me no but I just really want this. for the shirt of course.

04-26-2013, 10:18 AM
Boring band needs gimmicks. No shock.

Coming from the guy with Lordi on his concert calendar?


04-26-2013, 11:21 AM
The butt plug is only 3 cm wide? What a ripoff.


04-26-2013, 11:40 AM
Coming from the guy with Lordi on his concert calendar?


Lordi are entertaining, Ghost aren't.

04-26-2013, 12:01 PM
Lordi are entertaining, Ghost aren't.

Ok then.

04-26-2013, 12:30 PM
This is not them. When Rammstein did it,it was ok cause being pervs is their thing so it fits them. That shirt is cool.
Ghost> Lordi (to the max)

04-26-2013, 02:36 PM
The whole concept of this band is such a gimmick I have no idea why their even so huge. Best PR team in existence I imagine.

04-26-2013, 04:15 PM
This gives a whole new meaning to the term "box set".

$200 and a Divorce paper scroll? I'm calling it. Papa Emeritus is Gene Simmons.

04-26-2013, 05:55 PM
I really like the band but this is fucking stupid.

04-27-2013, 02:09 AM
Lordi are entertaining, Ghost aren't.

Grow a fucking sack and just listen to GWAR

04-27-2013, 05:40 AM
Have always called these guys "fake ass posers". Can now add "dumb ass money whores" to the list.

04-28-2013, 01:53 AM
Hopefully Ghost realizes that this is a fucking terrible thing to release and take it off the market, giving the poor suckers who did buy this a small fortune on eBay in the future.

04-28-2013, 07:22 AM
Hopefully someone puts out a video of them using the ghost dildo.