MPF
01-30-2013, 12:39 PM
*For some reason Revolver's website is sucking mass amounts of balls right now and the links are really shitty, Best Drummer link leads to Comeback of the Year, etc. But I got everything but Riff Lord, which I will update when it actually comes up.
Not as LOLsy as past years, but still some pretty laughable choices in some categories:
Best Live Band:
Five Finger Death Punch
Anthrax
Hatebreed
Lamb Of God
Slipknot
Volbeat
Best Drummer:
Abe Cunningham (Deftones)
Arejay (Halestorm)
Gene Hoglan (Dethklok, Testament)
Mario Duplantier (Gojira)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Ray Mayorga (Stone Sour)
Best Guitarist:
Alex Lifeson (Rush)
Brendon Small (Dethklok)
John 5 (Rob Zombie)
Kim Thayil (Soundgarden)
Misha Mansoor (Periphery)
Stephen Carpenter (Deftones)
Best Bassist:
Geddy Lee (Rush)
Jason Newsted (Newsted)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Rex Brown (Kill Devil Hill)
Sergio Vega (Deftones)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)
Comeback Of The Year:
Aerosmith
Quicksand
Refused
Soundgarden
Tenacious D
The Darkness
Best New Talent:
Device
Ghost
Kvelertak
Miss May I
Of Mice And Men
Young Guns
Album Of the Year:
Gojira- L'Enfant Sauvage
Halestorm- The Strange Case Of...
Marilyn Manson- Born Villain
Stone Sour- House of Gold and Bones Part 1
Soundgarden- King Animal
Deftones- Koi No Yokan
Most Dedicated Fans:
A Day To Remember
Black Label Society
Black Veil Brides
HIM
Rammstein
Slipknot
Most Metal Athlete:
CJ Wilson (Los Angeles Angels)
Clay Guida (MMA)
Geoff Rowley (Skateboarding)
Tanner Faust (Rally and Drift Car Racing)
Tom Crabtree (Green Bay Packers)
Triple H (WWE)
Best Vocalist:
Chino Moreno (Deftones)
Chris Cornell (Soundgarden)
Corey Taylor (Stone Sour, Slipknot)
Maria Brink (In This Moment)
Phil Anselmo (Down)
Lzzy Hale (Halestorm)
Song Of the Year:
Avenged Sevenfold- Carry On
Asking Alexandria- Run Free
Black Veil Brides- In the End
Dethklok- I Ejaculate Fire
Halestorm- Love Bites (And So Do I)
In This Moment- Blood
Riff Lord:
Not as LOLsy as past years, but still some pretty laughable choices in some categories:
Best Live Band:
Five Finger Death Punch
Anthrax
Hatebreed
Lamb Of God
Slipknot
Volbeat
Best Drummer:
Abe Cunningham (Deftones)
Arejay (Halestorm)
Gene Hoglan (Dethklok, Testament)
Mario Duplantier (Gojira)
Neil Peart (Rush)
Ray Mayorga (Stone Sour)
Best Guitarist:
Alex Lifeson (Rush)
Brendon Small (Dethklok)
John 5 (Rob Zombie)
Kim Thayil (Soundgarden)
Misha Mansoor (Periphery)
Stephen Carpenter (Deftones)
Best Bassist:
Geddy Lee (Rush)
Jason Newsted (Newsted)
Lemmy (Motorhead)
Rex Brown (Kill Devil Hill)
Sergio Vega (Deftones)
Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)
Comeback Of The Year:
Aerosmith
Quicksand
Refused
Soundgarden
Tenacious D
The Darkness
Best New Talent:
Device
Ghost
Kvelertak
Miss May I
Of Mice And Men
Young Guns
Album Of the Year:
Gojira- L'Enfant Sauvage
Halestorm- The Strange Case Of...
Marilyn Manson- Born Villain
Stone Sour- House of Gold and Bones Part 1
Soundgarden- King Animal
Deftones- Koi No Yokan
Most Dedicated Fans:
A Day To Remember
Black Label Society
Black Veil Brides
HIM
Rammstein
Slipknot
Most Metal Athlete:
CJ Wilson (Los Angeles Angels)
Clay Guida (MMA)
Geoff Rowley (Skateboarding)
Tanner Faust (Rally and Drift Car Racing)
Tom Crabtree (Green Bay Packers)
Triple H (WWE)
Best Vocalist:
Chino Moreno (Deftones)
Chris Cornell (Soundgarden)
Corey Taylor (Stone Sour, Slipknot)
Maria Brink (In This Moment)
Phil Anselmo (Down)
Lzzy Hale (Halestorm)
Song Of the Year:
Avenged Sevenfold- Carry On
Asking Alexandria- Run Free
Black Veil Brides- In the End
Dethklok- I Ejaculate Fire
Halestorm- Love Bites (And So Do I)
In This Moment- Blood
Riff Lord: