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MPF
12-18-2012, 09:33 PM
http://community.hottopic.com/node/5914

Now that Canadian teen pop sensation Justin Bieber has topped the charts in the US and Canada with his new My World 2.0 album, he can get pretty much anyone he wants to open his spring tour for him. And in a surprising show of good taste, the swoop-haired 16-year-old has tapped thrash metal legends Slayer to be his opening band. The series of live dates, creatively dubbed the "My World Painted Blood 2.0" tour, will begin sometime in early May and run through early June at arenas across North America.
"I like Slayer," enthuses Bieber, explaining his unexpected choice of openers. "They're awesome!" Though it was released four years before he was even born, Bieber says he counts "Expendable Youth," from 1990's Seasons in the Abyss, as his favorite Slayer tune. "I can really relate to it, because a lot of people think I'm an expendable youth," he says. "Like, they say I'm just a teen idol who won't be popular any more by next year, and that my fans will forget all about me once I've been discarded by the same music industry that's exploited me for every last dollar. But I'm smart, right? And I have real talent, right? Slayer's music helps me remember who I really am!"
"I don't fuckin' care," shrugs Slayer guitarist Kerry King, when asked if it will be weird playing to arenas full of young pop fans gripped by "Bieber Fever." "I love metal, I love playing metal, and I'll play it in front of a fuckin' Tupperware convention, as long as they pay me and put a Jagermeister machine backstage. Plus, it'll be a good way to warm up for our summer tour, and those 'Big Four' Sonisphere dates in Europe. If this Bieber kid thinks he has balls enough to follow us, good for him."
As far as Slayer toning down their volume, lyrics or stage presentation in order to keep from offending Bieber's following (or their parents), well, don't bet on it. "Hahaha, are you kidding?" King laughs. "We're fuckin' Slayer! If some soccer mom out there doesn't like us singing about mass murderers or whatever, she can suck a dick."
Though Bieber has never met King or any of the other members of Slayer, he says he's really looking forward to hanging out with them on this tour and picking their brains for advice. "They've been in the music business almost twice as long as I've been alive," he marvels. "I'm sure they have many helpful tips they can share with me about how to sustain my career."
King, on the other hand, is mostly looking forward to getting hammered with the teen star. "I've got this one shot, 'The Three Wise Men,' that's one-third Jager, one-third Goldschlager, and one-third Rumpel Minze," he chuckles. "I'd like to see what happens when this emo fucker does a couple of those!"
Still, while King says he's happy to dole out the liquid hospitality backstage, he thinks it's important to lay down a few guidelines before the tour gets underway. "All I know is, that little jerk better not swipe any of my booze when I'm onstage," King cautions. "He tries that shit, and I'll let one of my poisonous snakes loose on his bus. We'll see whose world it is then, pal!"
Tickets for the "My World Painted Blood 2.0" tour will be available only through ShockHound, so be sure to check back here for dates and venue details as they become available.

Dan Epstein

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IrritatedTrout
12-18-2012, 09:36 PM
Is Slayer actually still planning a US headlining tour for early 2013 like I had heard before? WOLVERINEKILLS?

mankvill
12-18-2012, 09:42 PM
josh not even 7th graders rag on justin bieber anymore

christopher
12-18-2012, 09:48 PM
Is this real? What the fuck?

mankvill
12-18-2012, 09:48 PM
Is this real? What the fuck?

are you people for real right now

PVH5150
12-18-2012, 09:54 PM
I just pissed myself. Fucking hilarious.

dcmetal108
12-18-2012, 09:54 PM
josh not even 7th graders rag on justin bieber anymore

For once I agree with Manks.

MPF
12-18-2012, 09:56 PM
I just pissed myself. Fucking hilarious.

At least someone here has a sense of humor. :lol:

christopher
12-18-2012, 09:57 PM
are you people for real right now

Give me a break, I'm on my phone and the site wouldnt load haha

Travis The Dragon
12-18-2012, 10:05 PM
This is for real and Justin BOOBER is still 16! :lol:

BloodoftheKings
12-18-2012, 10:16 PM
This article is over 2 years old.

mankvill
12-18-2012, 10:17 PM
This is for real and Justin BOOBER is still 16! :lol:

:lol: lmao justin FAGGER is so GAY LOL he looks like a GIRL lmfoa xD

WOLVERINEKILLS
12-18-2012, 10:25 PM
Is Slayer actually still planning a US headlining tour for early 2013 like I had heard before? WOLVERINEKILLS?

Slayer? Who? Bieber will be in full force summer of 2013. Rumor has it he will headline Uproar with Iron Maiden.

kalfitegrdan
12-18-2012, 10:36 PM
This is for real and Justin BOOBER is still 16! :lol:

Uhhh...what?

RampinUp46
12-18-2012, 10:54 PM
For once I agree with Manks.

So do I... :eyes:

Slayer? Who? Bieber will be in full force summer of 2013. Rumor has it he will headline Uproar with Iron Maiden.

CIRCLE PITS FOR BABY.

natureboy
12-19-2012, 07:32 AM
Is this real? What the fuck?

http://johngorman.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/youtube-comment.jpg?w=584

Sepultura69
12-19-2012, 08:19 AM
Even if this tour was real I still would not have a problem with it. Slayer is my favorite band of all time, and they've been kicking ass for over three decades. Slayer can tour with who ever the hell they want, hell it can be britney fucking spears for all I care, and i'll still be at that goddamn show because Slayer fucking rules.

There's my 2 cents. :hmm:

ravenheart
12-19-2012, 08:24 AM
This is for real and Justin BOOBER is still 16! :lol:

4 years older than you, right?

ravenheart
12-19-2012, 08:25 AM
I heard Slayer are going to start doing tours of hospitals in the US so that their band members can actually play with them.

dcmetal108
12-19-2012, 08:30 AM
I heard Slayer are going to start doing tours of hospitals in the US so that their band members can actually play with them.

:lol:

brutal_descent
12-19-2012, 10:12 AM
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ypuiMAzP1qekxl5.gif

adamclark52
12-19-2012, 10:57 AM
:dorky:

Looks like I'll be showing up LATE for this concert.

elturtleboy
12-19-2012, 12:28 PM
http://files.myfrogbag.com/y10np3/LordZeddFacepalm.jpg
Shit joke is shit

powerslave_85
12-19-2012, 12:37 PM
Haha! It's funny because they're totally different! What cutting satire!

smearCampaign
12-19-2012, 12:42 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BIx6i.gif

TheWildAndTheYoung
12-19-2012, 12:49 PM
Since this announcement has been out for some time now,it's so not true,but it would be hilarious if it was

ravenheart
12-19-2012, 12:55 PM
I heard Slayer are going to start doing tours of hospitals in the US so that their band members can actually play with them.

Wins thread, I feel :finger:

elturtleboy
12-19-2012, 01:08 PM
http://i.imgur.com/BIx6i.gif

NOW THIS IS FUNNY

John The Drummer
12-19-2012, 01:18 PM
:drool:DIS MUS B T3H TOUR DAT PANTURUH IS REUNYTING FO'

DisposableJustice
12-19-2012, 02:01 PM
Even if this tour was real I still would not have a problem with it. Slayer is my favorite band of all time, and they've been kicking ass for over three decades. Slayer can tour with who ever the hell they want, hell it can be britney fucking spears for all I care, and i'll still be at that goddamn show because Slayer fucking rules.

There's my 2 cents. :hmm:

:fist:

dcmetal108
12-19-2012, 02:48 PM
Since this announcement has been out for some time now,it's so not true,but it would be hilarious if it was

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