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BloodoftheKings
02-13-2012, 06:30 PM
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/644957186/help-ghoul-buy-a-van

Help Ghoul buy a van! Being mutants from a far-away country who barely know how to read and write, and who have limited access to non-pickled-cabbage-related currency, we have a lot of trouble finding transportation in your country. The last tour we did we ended up lashing ourselves to the roof of the headliner's merch truck every night after the show. Not only did they not appreciate the extra gas money we cost them, but we all ended up getting sick with the flu and Dissector was hit in the face by a passing pigeon not once, but twice. Now YOU, the noble and courageous Numbskull, have a chance to help US, the poor, benighted cannibals of Ghoul, by donating to our Kickstarter campaign. Not only will this help the band in the short term, it will allow us to tour more often and bring our message of brotherly love and peace...no wait, I got that wrong...our message of DEATH AND HORROR to you kind, generous, and physically attractive Ghoul fans. Donate now and get some junk!

Prizes:

$1 or more:
Ghoul will personally congratulate you via email for being bright enough to not waste large amounts of money on worthless causes, but nice enough to waste a little.

$10 or more:
You get some stickers and buttons.

$20 or more:
You get some stickers and buttons and three screenprinted Ghoul patches.

$30 or more:
You get some stickers and buttons and a signed Ghoul CD OR t-shirt.

$50 or more:
You get some stickers and buttons, a signed Ghoul CD, and a signed t-shirt.

$100 or more:
You get some stickers and buttons, a signed Ghoul CD, signed t-shirt, and a guest pass to any headlining tour that stops near you.

$150 or more:
You get some stickers and buttons, a signed Ghoul CD, a limited edition shirt designed by Digestor with your name on it, and a member of Ghoul will call you on the phone.

$200 or more:
You get some stickers and buttons, a signed Ghoul CD, signed t-shirt, and a hand numbered extremely limited edition passport to the country of Creepsylvania. For the rest of your life, when you present this passport at a Ghoul show you will receive a piece of Ghoul merchandise of your choosing for free.* *Limit one piece of merchandise under $20.00 per show.

$500 or more:
Ghoul will travel anywhere in the San Francisco Bay Area (from Sacramento to Santa Cruz) to play a private show for you and your friends. No promises as to whether the cops show up or not.* *They will.

Some of those packages are pretty tempting. The project closes March 5th.

MPF
02-13-2012, 06:40 PM
H. Jon Benjamin Has A Van........



But seriously, I hope it works out for him.

slapguitarer
02-13-2012, 06:42 PM
If I looked Ghoul more, and had the money to blow, I would definitely donate.

christopher
02-13-2012, 06:55 PM
If I looked Ghoul more.

What?

slapguitarer
02-13-2012, 06:59 PM
What?

I dont' dislike them, just haven't really gotten into them. They're cool though. It's mainly money that's an issue anyways. If I had the money to spare, I'd support just about any Bay Area metal band in this manner.

Crionics
02-13-2012, 07:23 PM
I dont' dislike them, just haven't really gotten into them. They're cool though. It's mainly money that's an issue anyways. If I had the money to spare, I'd support just about any Bay Area metal band in this manner.

I think his problem was with the fact that you don't look Ghoul more ;)

slapguitarer
02-13-2012, 07:35 PM
I think his problem was with the fact that you don't look Ghoul more ;)

Oh.

Well then.

Shit...

christopher
02-13-2012, 07:40 PM
I think his problem was with the fact that you don't look Ghoul more ;)

haha you got it. I didn't feel like pointing it out.

treghet
02-14-2012, 12:32 AM
Oh.

Well then.

Shit...

:lol:

Natrlhi
02-14-2012, 06:41 AM
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/644957186/help-ghoul-buy-a-van
$500 or more:
Ghoul will travel anywhere in the San Francisco Bay Area (from Sacramento to Santa Cruz) to play a private show for you and your friends. No promises as to whether the cops show up or not.* *They will.
:lol:

orlandodavis
02-14-2012, 07:05 AM
UNICEF can live without my money for a month.

dcmetal108
02-14-2012, 03:15 PM
If I only had more money. But since Ghoul is the background on my computer I donated $1.00 so I can be in the email.