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dallasdude18
01-08-2012, 08:47 AM
According to RadarOnline.com, KORN guitarist James "Munky" Shaffer married actress Evis Xheneti on Monday, January 2 in Paris, France.

"We wanted to get married in Paris because this is our city," Evis told RadarOnline.com. "James proposed at the Eiffel tower, so it just seemed like we were supposed to get married here."
- BLABBERMOUTH.NET

http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/soulflypremiere/munkywedding.jpg

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s320x320/406545_10150576756656803_118387401802_10907295_492 503594_n.jpg

bt11763
01-08-2012, 08:49 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JPIE1TUyhJM/THRAm7x38xI/AAAAAAAABnk/X4OFkqHFVLU/s1600/wonka.jpg

GarageMetal468
01-08-2012, 08:49 AM
So this is what we consider a "babe"?

:barf:

Also, wicked cool story bro

brutal_descent
01-08-2012, 08:49 AM
So this is what we consider a "babe" :barf:

She's got nice tits :allan:

GarageMetal468
01-08-2012, 08:50 AM
She's got nice tits :allan:

Yeah silicone!!!!

Xenocide
01-08-2012, 08:51 AM
:tongue:

Sepultura69
01-08-2012, 08:52 AM
This thread was a very entertaining read for about 40 seconds..

brutal_descent
01-08-2012, 08:52 AM
Yeah silicone!!!!

The four exclamation marks at the end were absolutely necessary, right? For emphasis? :lol:

GarageMetal468
01-08-2012, 08:57 AM
The four exclamation marks at the end were absolutely necessary, right? For emphasis? :lol:

Of course.

BloodoftheKings
01-08-2012, 09:12 AM
In the wedding picture she looks like something out of a Tim Burton movie.

elturtleboy
01-08-2012, 10:30 AM
So I'm gonna Google her name with Nude right after it. See you guys next week.

slapguitarer
01-08-2012, 10:50 AM
:tongue:

Omg guise, he came out of the Misinformation and Propaganda! :eek:

metallicbrian666
01-08-2012, 11:03 AM
Omg guise, he came out of the Misinformation and Propaganda! :eek:
Probably saw "Korn" and mistook it for a leaked Mayhem Fest lineup

BloodoftheKings
01-08-2012, 11:10 AM
Omg guise, he came out of the Misinformation and Propaganda! :eek:

This was originally posted in misinfo then got moved. His post was technically still in misinfo.

slapguitarer
01-08-2012, 11:15 AM
This was originally posted in misinfo then got moved. His post was technically still in misinfo.

Well shoot, I thought we were making progress.

DementedX14
01-08-2012, 12:56 PM
:zzz:

Dextrimental
01-08-2012, 01:31 PM
There needs to be a rule set up against pointless threads like this.

christopher
01-08-2012, 01:39 PM
So I'm gonna Google her name with Nude right after it. See you guys next week.

:lol:

GarageMetal468
01-08-2012, 03:03 PM
So I'm gonna Google her name with Nude right after it. See you guys next week.

I actually tried that and got jack shit. And one of the pictures was Rebecca Black!

hellawaits77ny
01-10-2012, 08:33 PM
A sad world we live in today that this woman is considered "hot". Yes, she has big tits, but other than that, what? Stick thin, ugly, and as someone said, looks like a Tim Burton character in the wedding pic.

rjturtle9
01-10-2012, 08:48 PM
A sad world we live in today that this woman is considered "hot". Yes, she has big tits, but other than that, what? Stick thin, ugly, and as someone said, looks like a Tim Burton character in the wedding pic.

If you ever do better please show us.

elturtleboy
01-10-2012, 09:02 PM
If you ever do better please show us.

LOL!

Epidemic Reign
01-10-2012, 09:05 PM
She'd be hot if it weren't for the lips. It's gotta be hell on her neck carrying those beasts around.

hellawaits77ny
01-10-2012, 09:57 PM
If you ever do better please show us.

Jesus, chill the fuck out Mr Butthurt. I simply said I don't find her "hot". Stick thin ugly girls w/ no ass or hips aren't my thing. And no, I'm not going to marry an actress, so you're right, I won't do better.

Feel better now?

rjturtle9
01-10-2012, 10:03 PM
Jesus, chill the fuck out Mr Butthurt. I simply said I don't find her "hot". Stick thin ugly girls w/ no ass or hips aren't my thing. And no, I'm not going to marry an actress, so you're right, I won't do better.

Feel better now?

Mr. Butthurt? Sounds like your the one that took it up the butt.

hellawaits77ny
01-10-2012, 10:05 PM
Mr. Butthurt? Sounds like your the one that took it up the butt.

It's "you're" :D.

I just find it irritating that someone can't post his opinion on the physical attributes of a woman without someone attacking him personally.

Eh, whatever makes you feel better about yourself, I suppose.

rjturtle9
01-10-2012, 10:12 PM
It's "you're" :D.

Fuck!

Natrlhi
01-11-2012, 09:46 AM
So this is what we consider a "babe"?

:barf:

Also, wicked cool story bro

A sad world we live in today that this woman is considered "hot". Yes, she has big tits, but other than that, what? Stick thin, ugly, and as someone said, looks like a Tim Burton character in the wedding pic.Yeah, fucking right. You two people are either batshit insane, trolling or fucking blind (or some combination thereof). She may not be put together exactly the same way as whatever your particular ultimate fantasy girl is, but to call her "ugly" or imply that she is barfworthy is just about the stupidest, most ridiculous thing I have ever seen someone post. Ever.

So I'm gonna Google her name with Nude right after it. See you guys next week.Now that's funny right there. :lol:

Fe Maiden
01-11-2012, 10:07 AM
I'd hit it:D

dcmetal108
01-11-2012, 10:29 AM
I'd hit it:D

Given the chance I think everyone in this thread would too.

RAZOR
01-11-2012, 10:42 AM
Given the chance I think everyone in this thread would too.

She's not my type. ;)

GarageMetal468
01-11-2012, 10:50 AM
Given the chance I think everyone in this thread would too.

I will not have sloppy seconds, especially after Munky of all fucking people hit that.

Natrlhi
01-11-2012, 12:18 PM
Given the chance I think everyone in this thread would too.Including the two who claim that they wouldn't. I guarantee it.

She's not my type. ;)Bullshit. You'd hit that and you know it.

I will not have sloppy seconds, especially after Munky of all fucking people hit that.I get your point, but I still call "bullshit" on your claim. You'd go balls deep and brag about it the next day, and you fucking know it.

RAZOR
01-11-2012, 01:34 PM
Bullshit. You'd hit that and you know it.

Eh, nah. I prefer a bit more below the waist than she has to offer. :cool:

elturtleboy
01-11-2012, 01:43 PM
Eh, nah. I prefer a bit more below the waist than she has to offer. :cool:

Are u the only girl on this site?

GarageMetal468
01-11-2012, 01:47 PM
I get your point, but I still call "bullshit" on your claim. You'd go balls deep and brag about it the next day, and you fucking know it.

The only way I would do that is with a paper bag on her head.

RAZOR
01-11-2012, 01:49 PM
Are u the only girl on this site?

I think there's another one but I never see her post. So I'm the only regularly active one, yeah. :D