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300%_Density
12-19-2011, 02:27 PM
http://www.theprp.com/2011/12/19/news/we-came-as-romans-emmure-blessthefall-etc-tour-officially-announced/

Just awful but still hilarious. Discuss. Mock. Make jd/Emmure comments (just playing jd...or am I? LOL).

Steev
12-19-2011, 02:30 PM
Yeah that's just awful, seen Blessthefall twice and they were alright, but that's about it

street_burial
12-19-2011, 02:30 PM
i'd go to this if it wasnt for emmure

xStructualDefect
12-19-2011, 02:35 PM
Scene kids and bros are stoked. No bands that interest me so an easy skip.

mankvill
12-19-2011, 02:37 PM
04/01 Lawrence, KS – Granada

- A-;;;

jd091
12-19-2011, 02:41 PM
Eh. If this was coming to Chicago, I'd go just for Emmure. ;) Not gonna go out to Joliet, though.

girnny777
12-19-2011, 02:59 PM
No Connecticut date.

:cool:

ShatteredFlame
12-19-2011, 04:07 PM
04/01 Lawrence, KS – Granada

- A-;;;

And once again NYC is skipped completely :D

dcmetal108
12-19-2011, 04:09 PM
Eh. If this was coming to Chicago, I'd go just for Emmure. ;) Not gonna go out to Joliet, though.

I'm going to try to go. Emmure at Mojoes will be insane.

street_burial
12-19-2011, 04:46 PM
welp someone is paying for my ticket so it seems as though i'll be at the Philadelphia show.

slapguitarer
12-19-2011, 04:48 PM
And once again NYC is skipped completely :D

I'm surprised that people would skip NYC, considering it's one of the nation's biggest cities.

treghet
12-19-2011, 05:05 PM
I'm surprised that people would skip NYC, considering it's one of the nation's biggest cities.

It IS the nation's biggest city. :lol:

dcmetal108
12-19-2011, 05:05 PM
$25.00 a ticket plus its on a Tuesday. I'll have to see what I'm doing then.

slapguitarer
12-19-2011, 05:19 PM
It IS the nation's biggest city. :lol:

Oh, I thought LA was biggest.

So that's an even better reason to stop in NYC.

dcmetal108
12-19-2011, 05:42 PM
Oh, I thought LA was biggest.

So that's an even better reason to stop in NYC.

Plus usually Emmure sells out NYC whenever they play.

OraclesofAgony
12-19-2011, 05:58 PM
Garbage.

bt11763
12-19-2011, 09:01 PM
And once again NYC is skipped completely :D

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IrritatedTrout
12-19-2011, 11:26 PM
"The Color Morale".

:lol:

jd091
12-19-2011, 11:29 PM
I really wish there was an "IGNORANT WIGGER MOSH TOUR 2012" with Emmure coheadlining with Winds of Plague, and have fucking Xibalba and Murder Death Kill open or something. :lol: :drool:

Emmure really doesn't fit with this scene shit musically anymore. They're wiggerslam, "nu metal 2.0". Not Crabcore.

hellawaits77ny
12-20-2011, 12:25 AM
I really wish there was an "IGNORANT WIGGER MOSH TOUR 2012" with Emmure coheadlining with Winds of Plague, and have fucking Xibalba and Murder Death Kill open or something. :lol: :drool:

Emmure really doesn't fit with this scene shit musically anymore. They're wiggerslam, "nu metal 2.0". Not Crabcore.

You're actually right. Murder Death Kill :D Ya know, I don't mind listening to their music, but those guys look like such douche bag scum. Seriously. I saw their lead singer walking around at NEMHF. I almost felt bad for him, that's how stupid he looked.

GameFreac
12-20-2011, 01:59 AM
I love blessthefall

No care ever.

GarageMetal468
12-20-2011, 05:57 AM
America, fuck yeah!

300%_Density
12-20-2011, 06:07 AM
America, fuck yeah!

I do believe you need to add Team at the beginning of that statement!!! :party:

mastodon421
12-20-2011, 08:50 AM
I saw this announcement on Lambgoat yesterday and I lol'd. Sad part is I know a few people that are probably stoked about this tour. When blessthefall blows the doors off the rest of the lineup, you know you have a problem.

jd091
12-20-2011, 09:18 AM
When blessthefall blows the doors off the rest of the lineup, you know you have a problem.

>implying that they're better than the ignorant wiggermosh perfection that is Emmure

mastodon421
12-20-2011, 09:24 AM
>implying that they're better than the ignorant wiggermosh perfection that is Emmure
>implying Emmure doesn't suck a giant bag of dicks

Emmure is the worst band I've ever been subjected to live. At least blessthe fall didn't want to make me put a gun in my mouth during their live show.

GarageMetal468
12-20-2011, 09:25 AM
>implying that they're better than the ignorant wiggermosh perfection that is Emmure

For some reason I laughed really hard at that :lol:

300%_Density
12-20-2011, 10:06 AM
>implying that they're better than the ignorant wiggermosh perfection that is Emmure

I don't think this could be nominated for post of the year but it has my support as made up genre of the year.

GarageMetal468
12-20-2011, 11:43 AM
I don't think this could be nominated for post of the year but it has my support as made up genre of the year.

That or friendzone-core!

300%_Density
12-20-2011, 12:06 PM
That or friendzone-core!

Wow that is the first I have heard of friendzone-core but my curiosity is peaked

Epidemic Reign
12-20-2011, 12:21 PM
I don't think this could be nominated for post of the year but it has my support as made up genre of the year.

My vote for made up genre of the year still goes to "bullshit faggotshit definition of hipster lo-fi faggotshit".

jd091
12-20-2011, 12:24 PM
My vote for made up genre of the year still goes to "bullshit faggotshit definition of hipster lo-fi faggotshit".

Who said that? Manks? :lol:

Seriously though, ignorant wiggermosh is good stuff.

Epidemic Reign
12-20-2011, 12:28 PM
Who said that? Manks? :lol:

Seriously though, ignorant wiggermosh is good stuff.

Yeah it was manks... ignorant wiggermosh is a good one too though ;)

moobys37
12-20-2011, 02:40 PM
I read that as Woe being on this and I was like WTF!? This tour's an abomination.

Epidemic Reign
12-20-2011, 02:56 PM
Wow that is the first I have heard of friendzone-core but my curiosity is peaked

*piqued

;)

dcmetal108
12-20-2011, 04:29 PM
That or friendzone-core!

Isn't that how JD describes Chunk! No Captain Chunk

bt11763
12-20-2011, 04:53 PM
I read that as Woe being on this and I was like WTF!? This tour's an abomination.

yeah it gets me every time too, like there's also a band called "Is Me" :lol:

GarageMetal468
12-20-2011, 10:12 PM
My vote for made up genre of the year still goes to "bullshit faggotshit definition of hipster lo-fi faggotshit".

:lol: Oh yeah, forgot about that! That may be my favorite as well.

Isn't that how JD describes Chunk! No Captain Chunk

Sergeant D describes a lot of punk pop bands like that but jd did refer to some other band like that as well.

jd091
12-21-2011, 09:45 AM
Isn't that how JD describes Chunk! No Captain Chunk

No, Chunk is what is known as "EASYCORE", pretty much a metalcore/pop punk mix that has lyrics based on partying, having good times with your bros, etc.


Sergeant D describes a lot of punk pop bands like that but jd did refer to some other band like that as well.

I think I made up "FRIENDZONECORE" actually. Sarge uses "REGRETCORE" a lot, which is what I used to describe The Plot In You. I mean, all of us on Stuff You Will Hate make fun of those bands and their lyrics and how their probably stuck in the friendzone with this girl that they actually love so dearly so they have to write a "deep" and "meaningful" song that will surely win back her love while she's off having the time of her life fucking random dudes and getting drunk or something. So I put 2 and 2 together: FRIENDZONECORE. In reality, the dudes from The Plot In You probably get crazy amounts of 18 year old tumblrslut pussy from those edgy breakdowns and serious singing parts, so I'm not complaining. They're doing something right.

BlackmoreOfBowling
12-21-2011, 10:20 AM
We Came As Romans will headline “The Fire And Ice Tour” this coming spring. The band will be supported by Emmure, blessthefall, Woe, Is Me and The Color Morale on the run

BRB, selling my 4-Day MDF passes

\\m//

jd091
12-21-2011, 10:37 AM
BRB, selling my 4-Day MDF passes

\\m//

"The Fire and Ice Tour"

But... that name... is already taken...

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/39221177/Fire++Ice+Bass.jpg