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street_burial
12-18-2011, 06:36 PM
huzzah


North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has died at the age of 69, state-run television has announced.

Mr Kim, who has led the communist nation since the death of his father in 1994, died on a train while visiting an area outside the capital, the announcement said.

He suffered a stroke in 2008 and was absent from public view for months.

His designated successor is believed to be his third son, Kim Jong-un, who is thought to be in his late 20s.

The BBC's Lucy Williamson in Seoul says Mr Kim's death will cause huge shock waves across North Korea.

The announcement came in an emotional statement read out on national television.

The announcer, wearing black, said he had died of physical and mental over-work.

South Korea says its military has been put on alert following the announcement and its National Security Council is convening for an emergency meeting, Yonhap news agency reports.



EDIT: fuck my damn fast fingers and typo's

Blitzkrieg Witchcraft
12-18-2011, 06:45 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMpXAknykeg

BloodoftheKings
12-18-2011, 06:47 PM
He didn't live a very good life, he was so ronery and sadry arone. R.I.P. :(

powerslave_85
12-18-2011, 06:50 PM
South Korea are shitting their pants right about now.

MPF
12-18-2011, 07:00 PM
May he be no longer be ronery and sadry arone......as he is rotting in hell.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z8iKVayOKk

mankvill
12-18-2011, 07:01 PM
the game Homefront is coming true

treghet
12-18-2011, 07:15 PM
Kim Jong-il's condition has worsened to Kim Jong Dead.

street_burial
12-18-2011, 07:20 PM
it's arec bawdrins fault.

300%_Density
12-18-2011, 07:22 PM
Kim Jong-il's condition has worsened to Kim Jong Dead.

Zing

moobys37
12-18-2011, 07:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1q50WKVRUM&feature=youtu.be

MPF
12-18-2011, 07:32 PM
Kim Jong-il's condition has worsened to Kim Jong Dead.

*Stole this for facebook*

street_burial
12-18-2011, 07:33 PM
*Stole this for facebook*

as am i

hb420
12-18-2011, 07:33 PM
*Stole this for facebook*

That is great. :lol:

hellawaits77ny
12-18-2011, 07:35 PM
Whenever I think of this asshole it reminds of his character in 'Team America' :D

jd091
12-18-2011, 07:40 PM
I'm saddened for the loss of our planet's greatest golfer. :( Literally no one will ever top his 18...

street_burial
12-18-2011, 07:42 PM
I'm saddened for the loss of our planet's greatest midget lesbian.

*fixed for ya buddy

DementedX14
12-18-2011, 08:37 PM
Seems that Kim Jeong Il was too ill. :P

illuminatus917
12-18-2011, 09:49 PM
$10 says his death was falsified and he's now residing in Saudi Arabia - the resort for banished/alleged dead African & Asiatic dictators.

TonyD
12-18-2011, 11:59 PM
haha 69

IrritatedTrout
12-19-2011, 05:01 AM
Bastard.

300%_Density
12-19-2011, 07:43 AM
*Stole this for facebook*

My zing comment has been rescended

MetalIsArt
12-24-2011, 05:33 AM
I'm glad he's dead.

But for some strange reason I want to visit North Korea, it has amazing landscapes.

Just look at Heaven's Lake:

http://i40.tinypic.com/jv5iu1.jpg