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TonyD
09-27-2011, 10:05 AM
http://christwire.org/

brutal_descent
09-27-2011, 10:27 AM
Yeah, fuck these idiots. It's people like this who give Christianity a bad name, running their mouth about things they know nothing about.

brutal_descent
09-27-2011, 10:30 AM
Somebody please remind me about this the day before Mayhem Fest so I can take my anger out on the Christian protestors that come every year to the Shoreline to "show us the way to God".

IrritatedTrout
09-27-2011, 11:26 AM
My new favorite website lol.

TonyD
09-27-2011, 11:37 AM
I like how Justin Bieber is one of their targets.
Here (http://christwire.org/2011/05/23-tell-tale-signs-that-a-co-worker-may-be-a-closet-gay/) is one of the best articles.

dcmetal108
09-27-2011, 11:57 AM
I like how Justin Bieber is one of their targets.
Here (http://christwire.org/2011/05/23-tell-tale-signs-that-a-co-worker-may-be-a-closet-gay/) is one of the best articles.


I couldn't stop laughing during some of this.

Best line though :

"Are there large amounts of toilet paper missing from the company bathroom?

This could be because one of your co-workers is using it to plug up his anal wounds suffered during sinful nights of playing hide the sausage with Pedro the janitor.":D:D:confused::confused:

dcmetal108
09-27-2011, 12:01 PM
http://christwire.org/2011/09/heshe-or-it-christwire-home-edition/

Read this. They make fun of emos then out of the blue call "The Devil Wears Prada" a emosexual?? band

Whats emosexual?:confused:

MPF
09-27-2011, 12:04 PM
This is a real site? looking around I thought it was the Christian version of The Onion.

brutal_descent
09-27-2011, 12:06 PM
brb dying

http://christwire.org/2011/08/growling-hissing-lead-singer-of-asking-alexandria-arrested-for-vampirism/

dcmetal108
09-27-2011, 12:08 PM
how about this.

http://christwire.org/2011/08/is-asking-alexandria-responsible-for-london-2011-riots/

Triggz
09-27-2011, 12:34 PM
Greatest read ever:

http://christwire.org/2011/09/a-decade-of-nickleback-praise-the-lord/

illuminatus917
09-27-2011, 12:39 PM
"Currently fixed post Reagan world"

Is that a joke?

larvtard
09-27-2011, 12:50 PM
This is a real site? looking around I thought it was the Christian version of The Onion.
Yeah, fuck these idiots. It's people like this who give Christianity a bad name, running their mouth about things they know nothing about.

:lol:

Yes, it's a satirical website :lol:

jd091
09-27-2011, 03:53 PM
Oh my god

This is my new favorite site

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7gzrgOhM1qmn2euo1_500.jpg

jd091
09-27-2011, 03:57 PM
and IS MASTURBATION RAPE???

http://christwire.org/2011/03/is-masturbation-rape/

HackedUpForBBQ
09-27-2011, 04:28 PM
Greatest read ever:

http://christwire.org/2011/09/a-decade-of-nickleback-praise-the-lord/

You know what other album was released on September 11, 2001? GOD HATES US ALL! SLAYER!!!!!!

jd091
09-27-2011, 04:47 PM
:/




http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2010/08/satirical-christian-site-hoodwinks-the-huffington-post/23306/

I knew it.

daimonos
09-27-2011, 04:48 PM
dammit

jd091
09-27-2011, 04:48 PM
dammit

I wanted it to be real so bad. :lol:

Indestructible
09-27-2011, 05:10 PM
and IS MASTURBATION RAPE???

http://christwire.org/2011/03/is-masturbation-rape/

People get dumber and dumber by the minute. Everytime I say someone can't be dumber that this guy I am always proved wrong.

Indestructible
09-27-2011, 05:13 PM
Greatest read ever:

http://christwire.org/2011/09/a-decade-of-nickleback-praise-the-lord/

I listend to that album when I was ten and I never felt spirtually uplifted. I have heard alot of Nickleback songs since then and never felt spirtually uplifted.

jd091
09-27-2011, 05:14 PM
People get dumber and dumber by the minute. Everytime I say someone can't be dumber that this guy I am always proved wrong.

http://chanarchive.org/content/50_b/277927671/1286540438724.jpg

larvtard
09-27-2011, 05:40 PM
Did anyone here actually believe that this was real? :tp:

daimonos
09-27-2011, 08:57 PM
Did anyone here actually believe that this was real? :tp:

Yeah, actually. This really isn't that much different than the Westboro Church shit or other extremist religious groups. I could totally see people thinking/preaching this shit.