Because this site definitely deserves its own thread:

[TonyD]

http://christwire.org/

[brutal_descent]

Yeah, fuck these idiots. It's people like this who give Christianity a bad name, running their mouth about things they know nothing about.

[brutal_descent]

Somebody please remind me about this the day before Mayhem Fest so I can take my anger out on the Christian protestors that come every year to the Shoreline to "show us the way to God".

[IrritatedTrout]

My new favorite website lol.

[TonyD]

I like how Justin Bieber is one of their targets.
Here (http://christwire.org/2011/05/23-tell-tale-signs-that-a-co-worker-may-be-a-closet-gay/) is one of the best articles.

[dcmetal108]

I like how Justin Bieber is one of their targets.
Here (http://christwire.org/2011/05/23-tell-tale-signs-that-a-co-worker-may-be-a-closet-gay/) is one of the best articles.


I couldn't stop laughing during some of this.

Best line though :

"Are there large amounts of toilet paper missing from the company bathroom?

This could be because one of your co-workers is using it to plug up his anal wounds suffered during sinful nights of playing hide the sausage with Pedro the janitor.":D:D:confused::confused:

[dcmetal108]

http://christwire.org/2011/09/heshe-or-it-christwire-home-edition/

Read this. They make fun of emos then out of the blue call "The Devil Wears Prada" a emosexual?? band

Whats emosexual?:confused:

[MPF]

This is a real site? looking around I thought it was the Christian version of The Onion.

[brutal_descent]

brb dying

http://christwire.org/2011/08/growling-hissing-lead-singer-of-asking-alexandria-arrested-for-vampirism/

[dcmetal108]

how about this.

http://christwire.org/2011/08/is-asking-alexandria-responsible-for-london-2011-riots/

[Triggz]

Greatest read ever:

http://christwire.org/2011/09/a-decade-of-nickleback-praise-the-lord/

[illuminatus917]

"Currently fixed post Reagan world"

Is that a joke?

[larvtard]

This is a real site? looking around I thought it was the Christian version of The Onion.
Yeah, fuck these idiots. It's people like this who give Christianity a bad name, running their mouth about things they know nothing about.

:lol:

Yes, it's a satirical website :lol:

[jd091]

Oh my god

This is my new favorite site

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls7gzrgOhM1qmn2euo1_500.jpg

[jd091]

and IS MASTURBATION RAPE???

http://christwire.org/2011/03/is-masturbation-rape/

[HackedUpForBBQ]

Greatest read ever:

http://christwire.org/2011/09/a-decade-of-nickleback-praise-the-lord/

You know what other album was released on September 11, 2001? GOD HATES US ALL! SLAYER!!!!!!

[jd091]

:/




http://www.theatlanticwire.com/entertainment/2010/08/satirical-christian-site-hoodwinks-the-huffington-post/23306/

I knew it.

[daimonos]

dammit

[jd091]

dammit

I wanted it to be real so bad. :lol:

[Indestructible]

and IS MASTURBATION RAPE???

http://christwire.org/2011/03/is-masturbation-rape/

People get dumber and dumber by the minute. Everytime I say someone can't be dumber that this guy I am always proved wrong.

[Indestructible]

Greatest read ever:

http://christwire.org/2011/09/a-decade-of-nickleback-praise-the-lord/

I listend to that album when I was ten and I never felt spirtually uplifted. I have heard alot of Nickleback songs since then and never felt spirtually uplifted.

[jd091]

People get dumber and dumber by the minute. Everytime I say someone can't be dumber that this guy I am always proved wrong.

http://chanarchive.org/content/50_b/277927671/1286540438724.jpg

[larvtard]

Did anyone here actually believe that this was real? :tp:

[daimonos]

Did anyone here actually believe that this was real? :tp:

Yeah, actually. This really isn't that much different than the Westboro Church shit or other extremist religious groups. I could totally see people thinking/preaching this shit.