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John The Drummer
07-21-2011, 02:49 PM
Here in the Seattle scene for the last few months there has been a stupid joke where my friends and I yell "Pantera" in between bands songs, during sound check, and etc etc. Its gotten so out of hand to the point where bands will actually soundcheck by playing Pantera riffs (this is all a joke btw, since a lot of people around here are tr00 and kvlt and hate Pantera).

Anyway, blah blah blah, since this joke has been going on forever now we have decided to have a Pantera themed BBQ, aka, a white trash BBQ, and we need some help as to what everyone can picture at a Panteracue. So far we have...

Wifebeaters
Trucker Hats
Random Sports Team hats
Budweiser
American Flags
Camo Shorts
Whiskey
more Whiskey
more Budweiser
Pantera

What else?!
It will be epic BTW... just sayin.

BloodoftheKings
07-21-2011, 03:09 PM
You should hand out "Never Forget" 9/11 bumper stickers to all your guest.

powerslave_85
07-21-2011, 03:21 PM
I'm going to have a competing BBQ next door and do everything you do but call it Lamb of God-que.

christopher
07-21-2011, 03:43 PM
It should be a confederate flag instead of an American Flag

DethMaiden
07-21-2011, 05:35 PM
I'm going to have a competing BBQ next door and do everything you do but call it Lamb of God-que.

They're gonna have Johnsonville brats; you're gonna have Kahn's hot dogs.

jd091
07-21-2011, 06:08 PM
It should be a confederate flag instead of an American Flag

This.

christopher
07-21-2011, 06:11 PM
Where the weed at?:cool:

masterguy49
07-21-2011, 06:29 PM
Where the weed at?:cool:

This

rjturtle9
07-21-2011, 07:37 PM
Someone has to get into a fight.

NecroRob
07-21-2011, 11:20 PM
You should have the BBQ at a lake so you can go fishin' and obtain epic sunburns.

ravenheart
07-22-2011, 01:51 AM
I don't know what's going on here... :eyes:

christopher
07-22-2011, 01:58 AM
I don't know what's going on here... :eyes:

I think they're going for an over abundance of overalls and bbq infested incest with a side of football and pantera

Natrlhi
07-22-2011, 05:54 AM
Everyone has to get into a fight.Fixed that for ya. ;)

You should have the BBQ at a lake so you can go fishin' and obtain epic sunburns."...on your arms and the back of your necks only, of course", is the end of that sentence. :D

I think they're going for an over abundance of overalls and bbq infested incest with a side of football and pantera:lol: DON'T FORGET THE PORK RINDS, SON

mastodon421
07-22-2011, 05:57 AM
You should have the BBQ at a lake so you can go fishin' and obtain epic sunburns.

This.

makethemsuffer12
07-22-2011, 08:42 AM
Here in the Seattle scene for the last few months there has been a stupid joke where my friends and I yell "Pantera" in between bands songs, during sound check, and etc etc. Its gotten so out of hand to the point where bands will actually soundcheck by playing Pantera riffs (this is all a joke btw, since a lot of people around here are tr00 and kvlt and hate Pantera).

Anyway, blah blah blah, since this joke has been going on forever now we have decided to have a Pantera themed BBQ, aka, a white trash BBQ, and we need some help as to what everyone can picture at a Panteracue. So far we have...

Wifebeaters
Trucker Hats
Random Sports Team hats
Budweiser
American Flags
Camo Shorts
Whiskey
more Whiskey
more Budweiser
Pantera

What else?!
It will be epic BTW... just sayin.

Make it Cowboys apparel only and you're good to go.

mankvill
07-22-2011, 08:53 AM
You have to make sure everyone keeps yelling "TITTIES n BEER n METAL!!!" and get really fucking angry whenever someone has a dissenting musical opinion

BloodoftheKings
07-22-2011, 09:59 AM
Make it Nascar apparel only and you're good to go.

fixed.

makethemsuffer12
07-22-2011, 10:36 AM
fixed.

If it was just a straight up redneck party, then yeah. But with the Pantera twist I figured Cowboys apparel would be more appropriate.

idrinkwine732
07-22-2011, 11:23 AM
You should have the BBQ at a lake so you can go fishin' and obtain epic sunburns.

Sunscreen is for communists.

John The Drummer
07-22-2011, 12:12 PM
These responses kick so much ass!
IF YEW DONT LAWK PANTUUURRUUUUHHH THEN YOU ALL CAN GIIIIIT OUTTA HERE!!

I forgot that we also need plenty of lawn chairs, cars in the yard, bottle rockets, and Budweisers with the American Flag on the can.

BloodoftheKings
07-22-2011, 12:16 PM
If you have any women at the party you should get some kind of purple face paint to give them faux black eyes.

larvtard
07-22-2011, 04:02 PM
If you have any women at the party you should get some kind of purple face paint to give them faux black eyes.

:lol: that's good.

also you should get people to scream "free bird"

christopher
07-22-2011, 04:45 PM
Is there going to be any mud wrestling? Or off road trucks doing obnoxious donuts?

christopher
07-22-2011, 04:51 PM
Here's some fun ideas if y'all are down to get dirty and have some fun in the mud

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yU_gWnhRbC4

street_burial
07-22-2011, 08:10 PM
mount a couple deer heads

Butcher of Birth
07-22-2011, 11:22 PM
Hand out the amazing bumper sticker:
"If you speak Arab, stay away 100ft. You Will Be Shot"

A lot of those in Florida.

Butcher of Birth
07-22-2011, 11:24 PM
http://www.cn010.net/Funny_Hilarious_Pictures/Redneck_Bumper_Sticker.jpg

Butcher of Birth
07-22-2011, 11:25 PM
Am I doing it right?

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/119315.jpg