View Full Version : WTF News Of The Year - Life Of Agony

07-18-2011, 10:41 AM
I don't know if I'm proud to be the first to post this but what the hell:


Life Of Agony are expected to play what are rumored to be their final shows together this weekend overseas. The performances may be particularly eye opening for fans who haven’t kept up with the group as of late, as frontman Keith Caputo has fully embraced his choice to be a pre-op transexual.

While initial rumors had been suggesting that Caputo had undergone gender reassignment surgery, he has since confirmed to Metalinsider.net (who apparently forgot to credit ThePRP for the original story…) that as he put it, “I’m keeping my penis!”

07/15 Augsburg, GER – Kantine
07/16 Dour, BEL – Dour Festival
07/17 Lichtenvoorde, NET – Zwarte Cross Festival

When asked by a fan via Twitter about his status with Life Of Agony, Caputo replied:

“LOA has already gone in2 isolation & it’s got nothin 2 do w me transitioning. my boys love me regardless of my life choices!”

--This looks legit. I never liked Life Of Agony but...uhh yea..:confused:

07-18-2011, 10:45 AM
When I read the first sentence I found nothing that screams out WTF of the year...then I kept reading....


07-18-2011, 10:51 AM
Reminds me of what happened with Cretin

07-18-2011, 10:54 AM
Slowpoke post, man.

Anyway, that's a little fucking weird. Come on, I try to be diverse and accepting of different opinions and lifestyles, but if you feel like a woman in a man's body...


07-18-2011, 10:56 AM
Hey, good for her.

07-18-2011, 10:58 AM

been there done that

07-18-2011, 10:58 AM
Reminds me of what happened with Cretin

Yep. But Cretin's good.

07-18-2011, 11:33 AM
More like Wife of Agony amirite?

But no seriously, good for Caputo. I'm glad that he was comfortable enough with himself to go through with it, and now she is comfortable enough to finish LOA on this note. They'll be missed, but let's be honest, River Runs Red is their only good album.

Also, there's a lot of jokes that can be made now that it's all said and done. I was listening to RRR yesterday and during "This Time" the line that says 'When all is said and done, I'll always be your son" i thought to myself... well, not exactly.... :lol:

07-18-2011, 01:05 PM
Speaking of Cretin, for those of you who went to Maryland Deathfest, how do Marissa's vocals sound?

07-18-2011, 04:49 PM
At least he's keeping his dick.