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llama lom
07-17-2011, 06:20 PM
I have a feeling most of these will be death metal bands.

Two that I know are:
Taxicab Dismemberment
Vaginal Penetration Of An Amelus With A Musty Carrot

ShatteredFlame
07-17-2011, 07:02 PM
http://rateyourmusic.com/list/I_Love_Mellotrons/godawful_terrible_horrible_band_names_and_the_goda wful_terrible_horrible_bands_they_belong_to

All of these except Shpongle

Dextrimental
07-17-2011, 07:47 PM
Five Finger Death Punch - That's the most outright slapstick one I can think of.

Steak Number 8 comes to mind as well.

There are a couple which simply don't suit the band they are for, but I can't think of them right now!

treghet
07-17-2011, 08:55 PM
Strapping Young Lad is probably the best "silly" name. Most of the bands that try to come up with a funny name fail miserably (iwrestledabearonce).

bt11763
07-17-2011, 09:25 PM
Any and all pornogrind bands


/thread

daimonos
07-17-2011, 10:54 PM
Maggot Stuffed Cunt

BloodoftheKings
07-17-2011, 11:01 PM
We Butter Our Bread With Butter

christopher
07-17-2011, 11:16 PM
xMayonaisetheBastardx :lol:

MPF
07-17-2011, 11:31 PM
My favorite to this day is Drive By Bukakke.

ravenheart
07-18-2011, 02:31 AM
Almost all band names are silly.

jd091
07-18-2011, 05:44 AM
Any and all pornogrind bands


/thread

I was about to post just this.

FLAYED WHALE VAGINA


/thread

mastodon421
07-18-2011, 06:18 AM
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza: The band may me mediocre, but I find this name to be really funny.

larvtard
07-18-2011, 06:22 AM
We Butter Our Bread With Butter

winner.

jd091
07-18-2011, 06:32 AM
I remember way backin te day when I first found Arsonists Get All the Girls, and liked them just because their name was epic.

Natrlhi
07-18-2011, 06:35 AM
My favorite to this day is Drive By Bukakke.When I read the title of this thread, the first one that came to mind was "The Master Musicians of Bukakke", but your post wins because of the hilarious imagery it evokes. :lol:

rjturtle9
07-18-2011, 12:43 PM
My favorite to this day is Drive By Bukakke.

WTF!!!!! There already is a Drive By Bukkake?! That's my bands name!!!????

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Nick_to_the_face
07-18-2011, 01:26 PM
Exotic Animal Petting Zoo is ridiculous. So is One Day as a Lion

masterguy49
07-18-2011, 01:41 PM
WTF!!!!! There already is a Drive By Bukkake?! That's my bands name!!!????

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

rjturtle9
07-18-2011, 01:45 PM
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

This is no laughing matter, I'm seriously depressed over this!

:bouville:

bt11763
07-18-2011, 01:51 PM
I'm gonna help de-rail the topic slightly by adding that I really really REALLLLYYYY want to start a porno grind band called Felonious Penetration

Nick_to_the_face
07-18-2011, 02:07 PM
I'm gonna help de-rail the topic slightly by adding that I really really REALLLLYYYY want to start a porno grind band called Felonious Penetration

:lol:
not visual enough though :hecho:

OraclesofAgony
07-18-2011, 02:13 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Zd0GPcgH2k

makethemsuffer12
07-18-2011, 02:23 PM
I'm gonna help de-rail the topic slightly by adding that I really really REALLLLYYYY want to start a porno grind band called Felonious Penetration

I wanted to start a band called Phallus in Wonderland, but then I found out fucking GWAR already took that one. :bouville:

jd091
07-18-2011, 02:47 PM
I'm gonna help de-rail the topic slightly by adding that I really really REALLLLYYYY want to start a porno grind band called Felonious Penetration

I'll give you some guitar parts if you need 'em.

llama lom
07-18-2011, 02:51 PM
I'm gonna help de-rail the topic slightly by adding that I really really REALLLLYYYY want to start a porno grind band called Felonious Penetration

Vocals?

bt11763
07-18-2011, 03:10 PM
:lol:
not visual enough though :hecho:

Leave that to the song/album titles ;)


Seriously. I want it so bad. Feel free to send me anything hahaha, here's my Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1313713879

MPF
07-18-2011, 03:28 PM
WTF!!!!! There already is a Drive By Bukkake?! That's my bands name!!!????

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Should have gotten it trademarked

I was going to post a video from youtube, I now see they are all deleted. But they are real. They use a lot of Arrested Development clips in their music. haha

Triggz
07-18-2011, 03:32 PM
The Tony Danza Tapdance Extravaganza

We Butter Our Bread With Butter

I was gonna say this one. Gayest band name ever.

DementedX14
07-18-2011, 06:02 PM
We Butter Our Bread With Butter

Circle of dead children
Cock and Ball Torture
Pitbulls in the Nursery
I Set My Friends On Fire
I Killed the Prom Queen
I Shot The Duck Hunt Dog
Iwrestledabearonce
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
scaring kids scaring kids
wecamewithbrokenteeth

llama lom
07-18-2011, 06:11 PM
Circle of dead children
Cock and Ball Torture
Pitbulls in the Nursery
I Set My Friends On Fire
I Killed the Prom Queen
I Shot The Duck Hunt Dog
Iwrestledabearonce
Drop Dead, Gorgeous
Preschool Tea Party Massacre
scaring kids scaring kids
wecamewithbrokenteeth

I still can't believe people thought these were good ideas.

larvtard
07-18-2011, 07:05 PM
Circle of dead children is an awesome band name. It's metal as fuck :party:

rjturtle9
07-18-2011, 09:19 PM
Should have gotten it trademarked


They technically had it first :(

AnataFan4Life
07-18-2011, 09:31 PM
Burning Butthairs

Butcher of Birth
07-19-2011, 09:11 PM
You be the judge.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Z0gchp8jsp8/S8PblfDA9-I/AAAAAAAAAdA/IbnTLbJNe0Y/s1600/Red_Jumpsuit_Apparatus.jpg

Nick_to_the_face
07-20-2011, 12:15 PM
scaring kids scaring kids


It's Scary Kids Scaring Kids.
Either way, horrible name, horrible band

Nick_to_the_face
07-20-2011, 12:16 PM
Circle of dead children is an awesome band name. It's metal as fuck :party:

:party:

MPF
07-20-2011, 01:00 PM
Another great band name that I literally just heard...

Blowtorch Sodomy

brutal_descent
07-20-2011, 01:02 PM
Goatpenis
Sarah, Where Is My Tea?
Total Fucking Destruction

ShatteredFlame
07-20-2011, 01:05 PM
Kindergarden Hazing Ritual

I fucking love that name!

John The Drummer
07-20-2011, 01:18 PM
Not sure if its been posted... but...

Tony Danza Tap Dance Extravaganza

Also my Rock Band band name, "Love Cannon Surprise!"

makethemsuffer12
07-20-2011, 01:19 PM
Goblin Cock

MPF
07-26-2011, 12:49 AM
Another great one I just discovered.

A grindcore band called...Rectal Smegma


Hahahahahahaha

mastodon421
07-26-2011, 05:43 AM
Another great one I just discovered.

A grindcore band called...Rectal Smegma


Hahahahahahaha

This might be the best one yet.

Epidemic Reign
08-04-2011, 08:47 AM
Job for a Cowboy.

One Man Army and the Undead Quartet is pretty bad too. Great band, but that's a mouthful.

ravenheart
08-04-2011, 09:23 AM
Almost all band names are silly.

Still seems to be valid.

metallicbrian666
08-04-2011, 09:28 AM
My band name is Splatter Control.

larvtard
08-04-2011, 09:29 AM
My band name is Splatter Control.

:agree:

ravenheart
08-04-2011, 09:30 AM
My band name is Splatter Control.

Are you saying you have a silly band name? ;)

metallicbrian666
08-04-2011, 09:31 AM
I dunno. It's like bladder control, but GRIND WORDPLAY GRRRRR

GarageMetal468
08-04-2011, 09:48 AM
I dunno. It's like bladder control, but GRIND WORDPLAY GRRRRR

scion as fuck

evildeadjedi
08-04-2011, 09:55 AM
Circle of dead children is an awesome band name. It's metal as fuck :party:

:rocker:

More silly band names:

Archers of Loaf
Letters to Cleo
Staind
Colostomy Grab Bag
Nickelback
Limp Bizkit
(hed) pe
Hoobastank
Toad the wet sprocket
The Goo Goo Dolls
Jew Driver
Tampasm
The The
Battle Of The Saxes
Papa Grows Funk
Bandits Of The Acoustic Revolution
MC Vagina
Groovatron
Brutal Dildos
Sh-Sh-Sh-Shark Attack!!!!
The Delaware Stringasm
The Robocop Kraus
Rigor Phallus
Poontang Wrangler
Gnarls Barkley
SikFuk
Urban Funk Ordinance
Natives Of The New Dawn
Tye Dye Skye
Bonerama
Down With Naked
Figure H8
Honkytonk Homeslice
Green Milk From The Planet Orange
Cute Is What We Aim For
Genital Hercules
Silence The Foe
Set Your Goals
Daughters Of The Sun
X-Rated Porno Machine
Mood Syrup
Arsonists Get All The Girls
16 Bitch Pile-Up
God Damn Doo Wop Band
The Internet
Holy Fuck
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Bowling For Soup
The Mr. T Experience
The Fucking Ocean
You Say Party! We Say Die!
America's Meth Problem II
Here Comes Old Vodka Tits
Knife Knife Gun
Americans UK
Wealthy Whore Entertainment
Fecal Corpse
Maggot Twat
Corpse Vomit
Forest Of Impaled
Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly
You Ruined Christmas
Said The Sun To The Girl
Ambulance! Ambulance!
Hollywood Holocaust!
Sorry About Your Couch
Awesome Snakes
Total B.S.
Total Fucking Blood
Jehovah's Shit List
Instant Asshole
Mariospeedwagon
Jesus Fucking Christ
And Now You Beg
Laser In The Jungle
Bodies In The Gear Of The Apparatus
TwoDeadSluts OneGoodFuck

jd091
08-04-2011, 10:44 AM
"Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin"?

:lol:

jd091
08-04-2011, 10:45 AM
And I like the name Mariospeedwagon. And TwoDeadSluts, OneGoodFuck is grind as fuck! :rocker:

Nick_to_the_face
08-04-2011, 10:55 AM
Maggot Tawt :lol:

Natrlhi
08-04-2011, 11:00 AM
Colostomy Grab Bag
Brutal Dildos
Here Comes Old Vodka TitsThese are simply fucking awesome. :D

You Ruined ChristmasThere goes the band name I had in mind...

Bodies In The Gears Of The ApparatusThis one is actually awesome for real. Too bad their music is mostly shit, though.

GarageMetal468
08-04-2011, 11:12 AM
Satan's Almighty Penis

metallicbrian666
08-04-2011, 12:06 PM
scion as fuck
Chicago bay area, bro

Maideneer
08-04-2011, 01:06 PM
No one has mentioned this one?

Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

evildeadjedi
08-04-2011, 01:23 PM
These are simply fucking awesome. :D


.

I'm thinking awesomely bad :D

larvtard
08-04-2011, 01:24 PM
No one has mentioned this one?

Jon Cougar Concentration Camp

:lol::lol: That's great :lol::lol:

Nick_to_the_face
08-04-2011, 06:41 PM
A local band around here is called David Hasselhoff on Acid :lol:

christopher
08-05-2011, 02:31 PM
hmmm I thought I posted this one but forgot to:

I Wrote Haikus About Cannibalism in Your Yearbook

Epidemic Reign
08-06-2011, 08:56 AM
I just came across this one...

Dick Delicious and the Tasty Testicles

adamclark52
08-06-2011, 05:45 PM
I gotta go with Goo Goo Dolls, that has to be the worst name ever.