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Motograter_Ghost
04-01-2011, 10:42 AM
So I was just doin my daily browse through Metal Underground and it is HEART ATTACKS ALL OVER THE PLACE!!!!!!!!!!!!

With Headlines like:

"Vinnie Paul Dating Kim Kardashian"

"Christina Aguilera To Front Nightwish"

"Avenged Sevenfold To Headline Summer Slaughter"

"Glee Shooting Cannibal Corpse Episode"

and more...

This April Fools has went too far! Oh, god! Feeling lightheaded...*faints*

GarageMetal468
04-01-2011, 10:44 AM
Those are all highly unbelievable, although if glee were to shoot a Cannibal Corpse episode I'd watch that over and over!

llama lom
04-01-2011, 10:46 AM
Those are all highly unbelievable, although if glee were to shoot a Cannibal Corpse episode I'd watch that over and over!

I'd watch once for the lulz, then never again. They'd probably actually sing the lyrics, which would make it hilarious though.

Motograter_Ghost
04-01-2011, 10:50 AM
Those are all highly unbelievable, although if glee were to shoot a Cannibal Corpse episode I'd watch that over and over!

Glee could never be cool enough to try and pull that off. I say Cannibal Corspe does a guest apperance sings and chokes them all out as the shows finally! :rocker:

Derelict
04-01-2011, 10:51 AM
Is this everyone's first year on the internet or something?

powerslave_85
04-01-2011, 10:55 AM
Is this everyone's first year on the internet or something?
Seriously, those are laughably obvious.

Motograter_Ghost
04-01-2011, 10:56 AM
I really hope the "Slayer Guitarist Leaves The Band" is also appart of this April Fools chaos :( I cant trust anything anymore!!! April Fools is gonna turn me into a paranoid schizophrenic :crosseyed

RAZOR
04-01-2011, 11:36 AM
...they do this every year. :eyes:

Indestructible
04-01-2011, 11:48 AM
"Glee Shooting Cannibal Corpse Episode"

It would be better than the real Cannibal Corpse:eyes:

Motograter_Ghost
04-01-2011, 11:53 AM
It would be better than the real Cannibal Corpse

Never been able to see Cannibal Corpse live yet but I pray to god that isnt true...

Motograter_Ghost
04-01-2011, 11:54 AM
...they do this every year. :eyes:

So Hanneman is staying? I sure do hope so....

RAZOR
04-01-2011, 11:57 AM
So Hanneman is staying? I sure do hope so....

Here's just a tip for you to use in the future.

If something's published on the Internet on April 1st, don't believe it.

powerslave_85
04-01-2011, 12:48 PM
If something's published on the Internet on April 1st, don't believe it."Rebels give terms for Libya cease-fire." NICE TRY, CNN! :tp:

ChildrenofSodom
04-01-2011, 01:01 PM
"Governor John Kasich signs into law a bill stripping public employees of collective bargaining rights." Epic lulz. That's a good one.

makethemsuffer12
04-01-2011, 01:07 PM
It would be better than the real Cannibal Corpse:eyes:

Shush, you.

elturtleboy
04-01-2011, 01:58 PM
It would be better than the real Cannibal Corpse:eyes:

aww ur back? :lame:

evildeadjedi
04-01-2011, 04:11 PM
Those were extremely unbelievable.

rjturtle9
04-01-2011, 05:14 PM
aww ur back? :lame:

:lol:

GWAR654
04-01-2011, 06:24 PM
It would be better than the real Cannibal Corpse:eyes:

really? gtfo