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Motograter_Ghost
03-31-2011, 09:00 PM
Oderus Urungus has taken the unprecedented step of pledging sex with anyone who votes for GWAR to win the 2011 Revolver Golden Gods award for Best Live Performance. GWAR is up against industry mega-weights like Rammstein, Iron Maiden, Avenged Sevenfold, Megadeth and Sevendust.

"Our show is reality...we don't know what you mean by live performance...we get attacked by dinosaurs while doing what we enjoy best---luring you to your death with our mutant metal--and then slaughtering you! Don't let this category be won by a band whose show is just as good as the millions they can spend on it, all for an hour and a half show......vote for the band where the show never stops! Vote for GWAR!!!!"

But as an added "perk" Oderus has pledged that anybody who votes for GWAR will receive a sexual act of some kind...once again it's better to let Oderus speak for himself.

"I pledge to have sex with anyone who votes for us. It will all be arranged thru the interweb, and on the next tour I will personally meet our supporters out behind the trash dumpsters and fuck them, suck them, whatever they want. If they don't want to do that, then I will have sex with something they own, like a dog, or a lunch-box. I will also be glad to rough-up anyone, ya know, smack ya around a bit, throw you in the garbage, hell even kick ya in the tummy....won't kill ya though...want you to be able to brag about it to your co-workers."

Fans can vote at http://www.revolvermag.com/beta/goldengods/voting

Balsac the Jaws of Death, GWAR's steel-faced guitarist had this to say about his lead singers latest desperate attempt to get publicity:

"Oderus having sex with the fans behind the dumpster is nothing to brag about. It happens all the time. But please, please, don't let Sevendust beat us..."

Source: http://www.metalunderground.com/news/details.cfm?newsid=66805



Where to even start....this is exactly why I love Gwar! Best quotes ever FTW!

treghet
03-31-2011, 09:03 PM
:LOLFC:

MPF
03-31-2011, 09:31 PM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHA!

.....AHHHHH! That is great.

elturtleboy
03-31-2011, 09:47 PM
gwar got my vote. as for the miz being nominated pssh it shoulda been cm punk

RAZOR
03-31-2011, 10:05 PM
*votes*


...why hello there, Oderus.

Motograter_Ghost
03-31-2011, 10:10 PM
*votes*


...why hello there, Oderus.

lol...make sure to bring your lunchbox!!

RAZOR
03-31-2011, 10:14 PM
lol...make sure to bring your lunchbox!!

I don't have one. ;)

Nick_to_the_face
04-01-2011, 09:33 AM
This is getting dirty :eek:

brutal_descent
04-01-2011, 09:38 AM
...Oderus, I'll be waiting for you at the Graspop autograph booths ;)

BloodoftheKings
04-01-2011, 11:09 AM
I thought what Balsac said was the funniest part.

rjturtle9
04-01-2011, 05:14 PM
I'm voting for this 3 times!