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jhdeity
12-23-2010, 03:34 PM
has there ever been a better comedy than Badder Santa? I have friends over every year to watch it around this time of year and people were actually recording this part on their cell phones and our reactions. I laughed for 20 min straight!

[Willie has just passed out]
Gin: Look here, get himy outta here and I'll go smooth things over with Chipeska, Tell him it was food poisoning or something.
Marcus: What do you mean, get him outta here?
Gin: Take him to the car.
Marcus: In case you didn't notice I'm a motherfucking dwarf, so unless you got a forklift handy, maybe you should lend a hand hmm?
Gin: That figures. You want all kind of set-asides. Special treatment 'cause you're handicapped. You're all the same.
Marcus: Special treatment? I'm 3-foot-fucking-tall you asshole! It's a matter of physics. Draw me a sketch of how I get him to the car, huh?
Gin: Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!
Marcus: Sketch it up, you fucking moron. Fucking Leonardo da Vinci.
Gin: What'd you call me thigh-high?
Marcus: I called you a fucking guinea homo from the 15th-fucking-century, you dickhead!
Gin: I could stick you up my ass, small fry.
Marcus: Yeah? You sure it ain't too sore from last night?
Gin: You got some lip on you midget.
Marcus: yeah? Well these lips were on your wife's pussy last night. Why don't you dust that thing off once in a while? Asshole!

mankvill
12-23-2010, 03:35 PM
Never seen it, but I have heard it's pretty good and not just "dumb" comedy.

Gimme old-skool Monty Python any day, though. :D

jhdeity
12-23-2010, 03:41 PM
Never seen it, but I have heard it's pretty good and not just "dumb" comedy.

Gimme old-skool Monty Python any day, though. :D

John Ritter steals the movie. Bernie Mac actually made me laugh for the 1st time ever in this flick. The dwarf should have won an award for his role. And if you needed another reason to watch it's the original origin of the word ASSCLOWN.

The only comedy that gets funnier every time I watch it...

ravenheart
12-23-2010, 04:02 PM
Badder Santa was never released here. But sometimes that's because we never get the edited version here.

So, the million dollar question, is the region 2 version of Bad Santa the same as the region 1 version of Bad Santa, or the region 1 Badder Santa?

jhdeity
12-24-2010, 07:41 AM
Badder Santa was never released here. But sometimes that's because we never get the edited version here.

So, the million dollar question, is the region 2 version of Bad Santa the same as the region 1 version of Bad Santa, or the region 1 Badder Santa?

Good question. I don't remember the difference since I've watched Badder Santa on xmas eve for so many years now. I can't possibly recommend a movie more. I'm kind of a cinema snob and only 1 comedy is in my Top 20 best movies of all time and it's this one. By far the funniest movie I've ever seen. Watching it with people who have never seen it is my personal Santa Clause moment of the year. Trust me you'll never walk by a Ladies Big & Tall and not chuckle again in your life...