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BloodoftheKings
08-31-2010, 09:03 PM
Chris Harris of Gun Shy Assassin has posted some of the "leftover" quotes from his recent interview with vocalist/bassist-turned-porn-actor Evan Seinfeld (BIOHAZARD).

Towards the end of the interview, Evan started talking about haters — people who either hate his band or the fact that he gets to bone porn chicks all the time.

"You know where you see the haters? Blabbermouth, which I think is the gayest site — and I don't mean homosexual gay," Seinfeld told Gun Shy Assassin. "It's gotta be the lamest, weakest, most pussiest web site in the entire music genre. It's like a bunch of keyboard ninjas and arm chair quarterbacks who think they know everything about everything."

He continued, "I can take criticism, but I think of where it's coming from. All these people, all they do is diss. Really, what's your talent? What have you done? Of course, it's nothing. It's some fucking pimple-faced kid jerking off on his keyboard, who can only feel cool about himself because he's putting someone down. Go out and meet people.

He added, "It's so pathetic. I don't even look at that site… ever. They pick up every piece of news. It's like… if you're really pathetic and have no life, you probably already go on Blabbermouth. But if you're really pathetic and have no life, and instead of going to the gym to work out, you'd rather say that everybody who works out is a douche, then you should probably go to Blabbermouth because it's like a giant ball of negativity. They can worship my life from afar.

"I think most of the guys on Blabbermouth who talk about me are gay and wanna suck my dick. They're not at terms with their own homosexuality. They're on the Internet, looking at my big dick and jerking off and crying inside because they feel it's not OK to be gay, and really, it is. But they're not OK with it, so they have to diss everyone else because they're angry about their own identity. If that's who you are and how you feel, Blabbermouth is probably the best place to go to spew negativity.

"It's what's wrong with metal — a community of people getting together to talk shit."

treghet
08-31-2010, 09:06 PM
"I think most of the guys on Blabbermouth who talk about me are gay and wanna suck my dick."

lolwut

makethemsuffer12
08-31-2010, 09:06 PM
I lol'd. God, what a douche. And I love how he's talking about haters not going to the gym when he was a fat fuck for the few years when he was actually relevant.

BloodoftheKings
08-31-2010, 09:12 PM
When I read this article I thought this was some 18 year old internet tough guy, I lol'd when I found out this guys in his mid 40's.

Derelict
08-31-2010, 09:13 PM
I used to wonder why I hated biohazard - at least now I know it's cause I'm gay. Phew.

makethemsuffer12
08-31-2010, 09:16 PM
I used to wonder why I hated biohazard - at least now I know it's cause I'm gay. Phew.

:lol:

rjturtle9
08-31-2010, 11:51 PM
Sounds just like all the comments on blabbermouth.

NecroRob
09-01-2010, 12:19 AM
I'm not gay, ur gay.

teehee, I feel like an adult now.

Derelict
09-01-2010, 06:53 AM
It's funny he complained about the comments, and knew everything that was said about him, but never visits the site. He's probably one of those douchebags that googles himself every ten minutes to see what people are saying about him.

Crionics
09-01-2010, 07:49 AM
:lol:

It's funny he complained about the comments, and knew everything that was said about him, but never visits the site. He's probably one of those douchebags that googles himself every ten minutes to see what people are saying about him.

Hey on an unrelated note, are you ever going to post a pic of the American Carnage shirt? If you can't it's no big deal but it'd be helpful. Thanks man.

Derelict
09-01-2010, 08:43 AM
Shit, I'm sorry, I keep forgetting to take a picture of it when I'm home, i do most of my posting on here from work - i'll try to do it today. Very sorry

ravenheart
09-01-2010, 09:11 AM
What he says makes him sound like an asshole... but he's right. Blabbermouth is a giant waste of time and space and is absolutely what's wrong with the metal "community" at large.

powerslave_85
09-01-2010, 09:19 AM
People listen to Biohazard? :confused:

makethemsuffer12
09-01-2010, 09:32 AM
What he says makes him sound like an asshole... but he's right. Blabbermouth is a giant waste of time and space and is absolutely what's wrong with the metal "community" at large.

I don't see what's wrong with the site itself. It's just a convenient way to get all the current metal news. The comments section is where it gets out of hand.

Derelict
09-01-2010, 09:36 AM
I don't see what's wrong with the site itself. It's just a convenient way to get all the current metal news. The comments section is where it gets out of hand.

Yeah exactly - and like 90% of comments sections on the internet look like this, it's not just the metal scene. Politics/news websites comments sections are particularly brutal.

ravenheart
09-01-2010, 09:40 AM
I find the worst are general entertainment ones. Like Yahoo's Entertainment news site. Where the subject is complete bullshit to begin with, then you get the moronic comments on top.

Sanitarium78
09-01-2010, 09:48 AM
Biohazard? Wait.. I remember them, they had a decent cover of Black Sabbath's After Forever on the Nativity In Black tribute album back in 1994:D

Yeah, that's about as relevant as they ever got in the music world.

JRA
09-01-2010, 10:12 AM
Blabbermouth sucks, but why the hell would anyone who bangs pornstars for a living (not to mention being married to Tera Patrick) give a shit what anybody thinks about them? You know why because he knows he's full of shit, the people knows he's full of shit and it really gets under his skin.

makethemsuffer12
09-01-2010, 10:13 AM
Though I'll admit, I like a couple of Biohazard's older songs from when they were actually a decent hardcore band.

Natrlhi
09-01-2010, 10:20 AM
What he says makes him sound like an asshole... but he's right. Blabbermouth is a giant waste of time and space and is absolutely what's wrong with the metal "community" at large.

This.

Derelict
09-01-2010, 05:31 PM
:lol:



Hey on an unrelated note, are you ever going to post a pic of the American Carnage shirt? If you can't it's no big deal but it'd be helpful. Thanks man.

It's in the thread for the show now, sorry for the delay

Crionics
09-01-2010, 07:02 PM
It's in the thread for the show now, sorry for the delay

I saw, thanks man it's no problem!