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GWAR654
08-27-2010, 10:23 AM
Seth Putnam, frontman of Anal Cunt, the most influential act of this or any generation, wants to record a song for you. The Deciblog informs us that Seth's label is holding what they call "a contest", where you give them $100 and a song title worthy of being sang by Putnam, and then he will write a full song based on the title, and send you 5 vinyl records of the track. This is all legit. Thinking that $100 is too steep for what is basically a one-note joke? Well, Limited Appeal Records breaks it down for you…

Extra bonus: The best song title (as chosen by Seth Putnam) will receive a test pressing of the record! So–for $100, you get $80 worth of records. so the song essentially costs you $20. That is a DEAL! Not bad for getting a personalized song on a slab of vinyl you can play for your grandkids, or at least your dorky record collecting buddies. Plus shipping is free (!) if you live in the US or Canada ($25 anywhere else, that's what you get for living somewhere else). If you are at all interested in this we would suggest you act quickly, there is a limited amount of song space. Note: the song title "Paying Seth Putnam $100 to record a song is gay" is already taken. Sorry.

Oh well, that's not so bad then. So if you got $100 bucks to spare, get going already!

http://www.metalinjection.net/marketing-genius/anal-cunt-record-song-price

ChildrenofSodom
08-27-2010, 11:32 AM
Never "got" Anal Cunt, so I think I'll pass. I'll ask my friends in Miss May I to put my name in a song if I want it bad enough.

bt11763
08-27-2010, 11:33 AM
Never "got" Anal Cunt, so I think I'll pass. I'll ask my friends in Miss May I to put my name in a song if I want it bad enough.

i want to punch you in the face via standard TCP/IP

BloodoftheKings
08-27-2010, 12:44 PM
Do you have to pay 100 bucks just to pitch a song title?

ChildrenofSodom
08-27-2010, 12:57 PM
i want to punch you in the face via standard TCP/IP

I guess you'll just have to drive to Ohio. You should have plenty of esoteric shock value music to get you here.

rjturtle9
08-27-2010, 01:02 PM
Turtle Boy where are you!?

I'd save my $100 dollars. Not worth a 30 second song that sounds like a garbage disposer with distortion.

mankvill
08-27-2010, 01:11 PM
I would do this in a second

bt11763
08-27-2010, 01:48 PM
I guess you'll just have to drive to Ohio. You should have plenty of esoteric shock value music to get you here.

it was mostly the miss may i comment. that's just not even something you joke about

treghet
08-27-2010, 02:03 PM
it was mostly the miss may i comment. that's just not even something you joke about

Obviously you have no idea what you're talking about. Miss May I is the best metal band from Ohio. They're way heavier than Skeletonwitch.

bt11763
08-27-2010, 02:13 PM
Obviously you have no idea what you're talking about. Miss May I is the best metal band from Ohio. They're way heavier than Skeletonwitch.

clearly.

brb, playing in traffic.

ChildrenofSodom
08-27-2010, 02:35 PM
it was mostly the miss may i comment. that's just not even something you joke about

I graduated with three of the guys, so that is why I said "friends." They were supposed to thank me in the liner notes for a 50% discount I gave them on a pizza, but they forgot.

Indestructible
08-27-2010, 02:39 PM
That would be a waste of $100

BloodoftheKings
08-27-2010, 03:39 PM
That would be a waste of $100

What are you talking about?! It's totally worth it cause you get 5 records of the same 30 second song! :money:

treghet
08-27-2010, 03:40 PM
What are you talking about?! It's totally worth it cause you get 5 records of the same 30 second song! :money:

If it was Green Day, he would be all over this.

bt11763
08-27-2010, 03:42 PM
If it was Green Day, he would be all over this.

+1

BloodoftheKings
08-27-2010, 03:43 PM
If it was Green Day, he would be all over this.

:lol:

bt11763
08-27-2010, 03:44 PM
:lol:

WAIT. that GWAR date is official???????

BloodoftheKings
08-27-2010, 03:54 PM
WAIT. that GWAR date is official???????

Not an official announcment but... http://www.facebook.com/pages/mc-chris/25975147278?filter=2#!/pages/mc-chris/25975147278?v=wall
Scroll down towards the bottom of the page "i just got invited to the gwar concert in nyc the day after christmas. by gwar. dude said everybody wanted to meet me. life is win." Theirs a couple dates around this time that are official so I believe it.

bt11763
08-27-2010, 04:19 PM
Not an official announcment but... http://www.facebook.com/pages/mc-chris/25975147278?filter=2#!/pages/mc-chris/25975147278?v=wall
Scroll down towards the bottom of the page "i just got invited to the gwar concert in nyc the day after christmas. by gwar. dude said everybody wanted to meet me. life is win." Theirs a couple dates around this time that are official so I believe it.

sick i hope that happens

rjturtle9
08-27-2010, 04:22 PM
If it was Green Day, he would be all over this.

I'd rather get a song written by Green Day for $100 dollars then by Anal Cunt.

NecroRob
08-27-2010, 04:41 PM
I'd rather get a song written by Green Day for $100 dollars then by Anal Cunt.

I have a feeling it would cost a bit more then $100 for Green Day to write a song for you...

Indestructible
08-27-2010, 06:01 PM
If it was Green Day, he would be all over this.

You're probaly right.

elturtleboy
08-27-2010, 09:24 PM
Im gonna send like 10 bux,cause real grindcore fans cant afford shit! Plus the money would go to seth's herion or crack.

Yes people as the biggest Anal Cunt fan here,iam going to do it!:rocker:

elturtleboy
08-27-2010, 09:34 PM
Im gonna send like 10 bux,cause real grindcore fans cant afford shit! Plus the money would go to seth's herion or crack.

Yes people as the biggest Anal Cunt fan here,iam going to do it!:rocker:

awww fuck nvm i dont have paypal! Ill send him a letter with a Dollar.,the AxCx cds always have the addresses to write to them before everyone had emails. Hence the song "The Internet Is Gay". The liner note under the address is "99.9% We Wont Write Back To You".

JRA
08-27-2010, 09:45 PM
Here's some ideas I would use

"Palin 2012"
"The Muslims are Actually Building a Gay Bathhouse near Ground Zero."
"Leave Jessica Slaughter Alone."
"Remember When Star Wars was Cool? Psyche! It was Always Gay."
"Boba Fett's a Pussy, and Yoda Takes it in His Green Ass."
"I wish Corpsegrinder Sang on Tomb of the Mutilated."
"Dio was Gay."
"Heaven & Hell"
"We Just Made Heaven & Hell more Overplayed than Iron Man."
"Pain Series is Gay."
"The Angry Video Game Nerd is Gay"
"Spoony is Really, Really, Really Gay."
"Vote Yes on Prop 8"
"Gay People Shouldn't Get Married (Because Straight People Made it Gay)."
"Mother Teresa is a Cunt."
"Encyclopedia Dramatica is Gay."
"Rule #17c: Niggers Aren't on the Internet Because they know You're all Gay."
"Our Bass Player's Chips Deluxe Cookie farts are scarier than 2012."
"I got an AIDS victim to Spunk in your Milkshake."
"I fell Asleep during 2 Girls 1 Cup, but it's still more exciting than the Jay Leno Show."
"I joined the Teabaggers, then quit because they're all abunch of Straight Edge Faggots."
"Modern Warfare 2 was my favorite game, but then I turned straight at 16."
"Hey guys, let's go to Caleb's house and play Wii Music."
"XBox Live is Gay."
"No one would give two shits about Yahtzee if he wasn't British."
"Also, Yahtzee is Gay."

bt11763
08-27-2010, 09:46 PM
Here's some ideas I would use

"Palin 2012"
"The Muslims are Actually Building a Gay Bathhouse near Ground Zero."
"Leave Jessica Slaughter Alone."
"Remember When Star Wars was Cool? Psyche! It was Always Gay."
"Boba Fett's a Pussy, and Yoda Takes it in His Green Ass."
"I wish Corpsegrinder Sang on Tomb of the Mutilated."
"Dio was Gay."
"Heaven & Hell"
"We Just Made Heaven & Hell more Overplayed than Iron Man."
"Pain Series is Gay."
"The Angry Video Game Nerd is Gay"
"Spoony is Really, Really, Really Gay."
"Vote Yes on Prop 8"
"Gay People Shouldn't Get Married (Because Straight People ruined it for everybody."
"Mother Teresa is a Cunt."
"Encyclopedia Dramatica is Gay."
"Rule #17c: Niggers Aren't on the Internet Because they know You're all Gay."
"Our Bass Player's farts are scarier than 2012."

i love all of these

elturtleboy
08-27-2010, 09:47 PM
Here's some ideas I would use

"Palin 2012"
"The Muslims are Actually Building a Gay Bathhouse near Ground Zero."
"Leave Jessica Slaughter Alone."
"Remember When Star Wars was Cool? Psyche! It was Always Gay."
"I wish Corpsegrinder Sang on Tomb of the Mutilated."
"Dio was Gay."
"Heaven & Hell"
"We Just Made Heaven & Hell more Overplayed than Iron Man."
"Vote Yes on Prop 8"
"Gay People Shouldn't Get Married (Because Straight People ruined it for everybody."



these are genius. The others so-so

BloodoftheKings
08-27-2010, 10:15 PM
Here's some ideas I would use

"Palin 2012"
"The Muslims are Actually Building a Gay Bathhouse near Ground Zero."
"Leave Jessica Slaughter Alone."
"Remember When Star Wars was Cool? Psyche! It was Always Gay."
"Boba Fett's a Pussy, and Yoda Takes it in His Green Ass."
"I wish Corpsegrinder Sang on Tomb of the Mutilated."
"Dio was Gay."
"Heaven & Hell"
"We Just Made Heaven & Hell more Overplayed than Iron Man."
"Pain Series is Gay."
"The Angry Video Game Nerd is Gay"
"Spoony is Really, Really, Really Gay."
"Vote Yes on Prop 8"
"Gay People Shouldn't Get Married (Because Straight People Made it Gay)."
"Mother Teresa is a Cunt."
"Encyclopedia Dramatica is Gay."
"Rule #17c: Niggers Aren't on the Internet Because they know You're all Gay."
"Our Bass Player's Chips Deluze Cookies farts are scarier than 2012."
"I got an AIDS victim to Spunk in your Milkshake."
"I fell Asleep during 2 Girls 1 Cup, but it's still more exciting than the Jay Leno Show.""I joined the Teabaggers, then quit because they're all abunch of Straight Edge Faggots."
"Modern Warfare 2 was my favorite game, but then I turned straight at 16."
"Hey guys, let's go to Caleb's house and play Wii Music."
"XBox Live is Gay."
"No one would give two shits about Yahtzee if he wasn't British."
"Also, Yahtzee is Gay."

These

elturtleboy
08-27-2010, 10:26 PM
ahh JRA keeps updating and they keep getting better and better. Im seriously jealous

JRA
08-27-2010, 11:00 PM
"Men are only friending you on facebook because they want to Fuck You."
"The KKK is GayGayGay."
"God Struck Heath Ledger down because he thought his Joker performance sucked balls."
"Crippled Women Kickboxing League."
"The Illegal Immigrant Consensus says: Canada's looking pretty good right about now."
"The Arizona Immigration Law was passed because Jose told everyone that the Governor has a small penis."
"I raped the Debutante at her own ball, then I made her douche in the punch bowl."
"I sent a copy of Incontinent Student Bodies to Fred Phelps."

mankvill
08-27-2010, 11:01 PM
I was watching a livestream of one of their concerts and they said one of their songs was "Play Your Bands Demo On A Box At The Beach" and for some reason that just cracks me the fuck up.

bt11763
08-27-2010, 11:06 PM
"I raped the Debutante at her own ball, then I made her douche in the punch bowl."


LOL

rjturtle9
08-28-2010, 12:10 AM
"Palin 2012"
"The Muslims are Actually Building a Gay Bathhouse near Ground Zero."
"Gay People Shouldn't Get Married (Because Straight People Made it Gay)."
"Mother Teresa is a Cunt."
"Rule #17c: Niggers Aren't on the Internet Because they know You're all Gay."
"I fell Asleep during 2 Girls 1 Cup, but it's still more exciting than the Jay Leno Show."
"Modern Warfare 2 was my favorite game, but then I turned straight at 16."
"The KKK is GayGayGay."
"God Struck Heath Ledger down because he thought his Joker performance sucked balls."



:lol:


"Remember When Star Wars was Cool? Psyche! It was Always Gay."
"Boba Fett's a Pussy, and Yoda Takes it in His Green Ass."
"Dio was Gay."



:(

Indestructible
08-28-2010, 07:09 AM
Im surprised no one has called this a cash grab because what anal cunt is doing is the definition of cash grab.

JRA
08-28-2010, 07:13 AM
"I'm gay, but I'm way better at hiding than you are."
"You edit Richard Simmons videos."
"I sent naked pictures of your daughter to Bill O Reilly."
"I told two five year olds that the way to make fire is by rubbing their dicks together."
"I Report swearing on radio stations to the FCC."
"Nobody goes to Kansas because they're all gay."
"Your wife got cancer because you suck."

DethMaiden
08-28-2010, 07:14 AM
"JRA's Sense of Humor is Eerily Similar to Seth Putnam's, and Seth Putnam Is Gay"

JRA
08-28-2010, 07:40 AM
"and he's better at hiding it then you are."

SomewhereInTime72
08-28-2010, 07:54 AM
Note: the song title "Paying Seth Putnam $100 to record a song is gay" is already taken. Sorry.


TBH this one's my favorite.

Though I would suggest "Stephen Hawking Plays Nintendo Wii".

treghet
08-28-2010, 07:57 AM
"I told two five year olds that the way to make fire is by rubbing their dicks together."

:lol:

bt11763
08-28-2010, 10:37 AM
Im surprised no one has called this a cash grab because what anal cunt is doing is the definition of cash grab.

clearly you have no idea what anal cunt is

elturtleboy
08-28-2010, 11:15 AM
clearly you have no idea what anal cunt is

the best band in the world. seriously,nuff said

The_jman
08-29-2010, 07:49 AM
Lol at this thread... wow

Indestructible
08-29-2010, 08:08 AM
clearly you have no idea what anal cunt is

If this was any other band all of you would call it a cash grab

Derelict
08-29-2010, 08:27 AM
I'm willing to pay $100 for them to write a song about indestructible

bt11763
08-29-2010, 09:39 AM
If this was any other band all of you would call it a cash grab

i never said it wasn't. but you once again do not understand.

Crionics
08-31-2010, 09:30 AM
"The Unspoken King was gay"

bt11763
08-31-2010, 10:45 AM
"The Unspoken King was gay"

+1,000,000,000

makethemsuffer12
08-31-2010, 11:26 AM
"The Unspoken King was gay"

:party:

Fires Of Sedition
08-31-2010, 11:36 AM
TBH this one's my favorite.

Though I would suggest "I Kicked Stephen Hawking's Ass At Wii Sports Because He Is Gay".

That's what came to my mind when I read your post

JRA
12-18-2010, 11:48 AM
Necromancing this thread in honor of a contest that Twitter held a few months back to tweet the best porno titles based off of movies. I was looking over my twitter which I don't use very often and frankly, I think these are some funny shit.

Star Wars: A New Hole
Star Wars: The Empire Cums on my Back
The Dark Night (in Rachel Dawes)
Indiana Jones: and the Temple of Poon
Contra(in)ception
Star Trek: The Next Ejaculation
Up! (My Ass)
(and for those of you with more alternative tastes-) Spinal Crap

street_burial
12-18-2010, 01:24 PM
Necromancing this thread in honor of a contest that Twitter held a few months back to tweet the best porno titles based off of movies. I was looking over my twitter which I don't use very often and frankly, I think these are some funny shit.

Star Wars: A New Hole
Star Wars: The Empire Cums on my Back
The Dark Night (in Rachel Dawes)
Indiana Jones: and the Temple of Poon
Contra(in)ception
Star Trek: The Next Ejaculation
Up! (My Ass)
(and for those of you with more alternative tastes-) Spinal Crap

those two are the best by a long shot

Bloodcurse
12-22-2010, 02:57 AM
I wonder how much heroin he can buy for $100

JRA
07-26-2012, 07:48 PM
I wonder how much heroin he can buy for $100

Enough to kill himself.

Mindmazed.

RampinUp46
07-27-2012, 09:37 PM
I actually thought for a second Anal Cunt would be doing this (sans Seth for whatever reason)...then I read the post date. Now I wanna punch myself for being a dipshit.

...

"You're an Illiterate Fucking Cunt"

"At Least Maury Guests Can Read"

"Your Dad Hit You So Hard You Became Retarded"

"Seth Is Dead (And So Are Your Hopes and Dreams)"

...Close enough.

converge241
07-29-2012, 08:12 PM
Great resurrection!