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orlandodavis
08-02-2010, 08:35 PM
Something got lost in translation at the Augury facebook page. Quote "As someone said we raped a lot of cows last night in San Francisco!! Tonight is Santa Ana turn, watch your cows!!" Like I said something got lost in translation. What it is I have no clue but I thought it was pretty funny.:tongue:

idrinkwine732
08-02-2010, 09:32 PM
cool story bro

powerslave_85
08-02-2010, 09:43 PM
http://cdn.betacie.net/fmylife/data/en/divers/error.jpg

orlandodavis
08-02-2010, 10:35 PM
How do rape a cow anyway? Do you take it out to dinner buy it lobster and force yourself on it when it says I don't know your well enough you threaten it by saying you'll take it to the slaughterhouse and it'll end up being a triple whopper with cheese if it doesn't put out.

Div
08-02-2010, 11:02 PM
How do rape a cow anyway? Do you take it out to dinner buy it lobster and force yourself on it when it says I don't know your well enough you threaten it by saying you'll take it to the slaughterhouse and it'll end up being a triple whopper with cheese if it doesn't put out.


Well according to these two guys I talked to once, you have to put the bull in one of the holding pens with the tight walls so that it cant move around. Then you stand in front of it and take your pants off, keep in mind you need two guys to do this, and put salt on your balls. After your balls are salted you shove your dick into one of its nostrils and fuck it in the nose, this way it cant bite your dick off, but it will lick the salt off your balls, and so you have one guy take one nostril and you take the other one and hold it by the horns and you should be good to go until you're done.

TonyD
08-02-2010, 11:04 PM
http://cdn.betacie.net/fmylife/data/en/divers/error.jpg

I loled

ravenheart
08-03-2010, 02:28 AM
Steve Augeri sang for Journey.

Sorry, I thought this was a thread for irrelevant comments.