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ChildrenofSodom
07-13-2010, 07:28 PM
http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/selena-gomez/selena-gomez-20081130-475199.jpg

To Selena Gomez. In 9 days.

bt11763
07-13-2010, 07:31 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY LOVE HOW COULD YOU :headoff:

mankvill
07-13-2010, 07:35 PM
lol she's 17

you're a pedo

but i'm sure that's old news by now

b_halperin
07-13-2010, 07:39 PM
tits or gtfo

jerry1013
07-13-2010, 07:53 PM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/687010/80801287.jpg

powerslave_85
07-13-2010, 07:53 PM
I'm going to jail just for opening this thread, aren't I?

BTW, she looks like she's 10.

jerry1013
07-13-2010, 07:53 PM
Minus the whole she's 17 thing of course.....

TonyD
07-13-2010, 08:00 PM
...
Is she turning 18 in 9 days?

ChildrenofSodom
07-13-2010, 08:16 PM
...
Is she turning 18 in 9 days?

Yes. Everyone else that commented is a fucktard.

And the age of consent is 16, and I'm 19. We're almost exactly two years apart. If that is against the law, then lock me up. (Please don't for real.)

mankvill
07-13-2010, 08:16 PM
buncha pedos up in this thread

mankvill
07-13-2010, 08:17 PM
And the age of consent is 16, and I'm 19.

You may not think that's weird on paper, but it's really fucking weird for real. My roommate had a 16 year old girlfriend when he was 19 and it was kinda creepy.

ChildrenofSodom
07-13-2010, 08:22 PM
You may not think that's weird on paper, but it's really fucking weird for real. My roommate had a 16 year old girlfriend when he was 19 and it was kinda creepy.

She isn't 16, she is about to be 18....I was just making the point that it wouldn't be illegal.


WHY ARE YOU GUYS GIVING ME SHIT OVER A 100% IMPOSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP!!!

powerslave_85
07-13-2010, 08:22 PM
Because it's really really fun.

ChildrenofSodom
07-13-2010, 08:26 PM
I guess I'll just have to settle for Taylor Swift, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Hough, or Hayden Panettiere for the time being.

powerslave_85
07-13-2010, 08:27 PM
I guess I'll just have to settle for...Scarlett JohanssonBACK THE FUCK OFF :fight:

mankvill
07-13-2010, 08:28 PM
Mila Kunis

ew go ahead

i bet you think ke$ha or fergie is hot :barf:

bt11763
07-13-2010, 08:31 PM
as long as you stay away from my one and only true love


http://www.buzztab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lady-gaga-2.jpg

:lovedup:

mankvill
07-13-2010, 08:33 PM
as long as you stay away from my one and only true love


http://www.buzztab.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/lady-gaga-2.jpg

:lovedup:

i didn't know you were bi

ChildrenofSodom
07-13-2010, 08:38 PM
ew go ahead

i bet you think ke$ha or fergie is hot :barf:

What? I don't think Kesha or Fergie are hot...and I don't know why thinking Mila Kunis is hot would lead to make that assumption....

elturtleboy
07-13-2010, 08:45 PM
FACT:i have a selena gomez poster on my room that RJTurtle always gives me shit for.:rocker:

NecroRob
07-13-2010, 08:57 PM
WHY ARE YOU GUYS GIVING ME SHIT OVER A 100% IMPOSSIBLE RELATIONSHIP!!!

Because she literally looks like she's 12 :eyes:

She could be one of those actresses on To Catch a Predator that are 18 but look like a tween to lure in the pedo's.

ChildrenofSodom
07-13-2010, 09:01 PM
Because she literally looks like she's 12 :eyes:

She could be one of those actresses on To Catch a Predator that are 18 but look like a tween to lure in the pedo's.

She isn't 12. Thats the best part!!!

inbeforeMikeposts"coolthread"photo

mankvill
07-13-2010, 09:03 PM
She isn't 12. Thats the best part!!!

inbeforeMikeposts"coolthread"photo

that's only for threads that have no purpose

this thread is for you reminding us that you're a pedo!

DethMaiden
07-13-2010, 09:06 PM
<breathes sigh of relief and shuffles away>

SomewhereInTime72
07-13-2010, 09:13 PM
pedophilia is not a crime you RACISTS

powerslave_85
07-13-2010, 09:16 PM
<breathes sigh of relief and shuffles away>
"Leaving so soon, Brad? You don't have to go, let's have a chat."

http://local-static0.forum-files.fobby.net/forum_attachments/0012/6665/chris_hansen_large.jpg

JRA
07-13-2010, 09:19 PM
Lady Gaga's got da ass, but that's about it.

This shitty thread and everyone in it can

http://i29.tinypic.com/mwazas.jpg

ChildrenofSodom
07-13-2010, 09:28 PM
Thanks guys. You're true friends. I know that when I'm feeling up, I can always come here and get torn down. :D

powerslave_85
07-13-2010, 09:44 PM
Lady Gaga's got da ass, but that's about it.Agreed.

http://trapchan.org/j/src/125778484310.jpg

NecroRob
07-13-2010, 10:35 PM
I'm just gonna leave this here.

http://www.theemptydream.it/image.axd?picture=2009%2F11%2FJethro-Tull-Aqualung---Mobile-78017.jpg

rjturtle9
07-13-2010, 10:38 PM
FACT:i have a selena gomez poster on my room that RJTurtle always gives me shit for.:rocker:

That's because there is no poster of me on your wall.

And why do you always forget to put a 9 in my name????

es156
07-14-2010, 08:53 AM
And why do you always forget to put a 9 in my name????

Yeah, cause we keep getting confused with all of the other rjturtle's around here.

JLRedWing13
07-14-2010, 03:54 PM
This thread brings many lulz.

ChildrenofSodom
07-14-2010, 04:31 PM
This thread brings many lulz.

Tell me tell me tell me something I don't know.

bt11763
07-14-2010, 05:53 PM
i didn't know you were bi

http://mang.krowzi.com/pics/SlapYourShit.jpg

Maiden33
07-14-2010, 08:16 PM
This thread = :eyes:

ChildrenofSodom
07-14-2010, 10:55 PM
This thread = :eyes:

Fuck you, guy with girlfriend. ;)

makethemsuffer12
07-15-2010, 05:45 AM
http://board.muse.mu/picture.php?albumid=1349&pictureid=12495

Derelict
07-15-2010, 06:33 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/687010/80801287.jpg

Fail. That's in Germany.

Maiden33
07-15-2010, 09:35 AM
Fuck you, guy with girlfriend. ;)

:D

evildeadjedi
07-15-2010, 09:46 AM
Fail. That's in Germany.

:lol: Good call that's Neuschwanstein Castle near Bavariia.

bt11763
07-15-2010, 09:49 AM
:lol: Good call that's Neuschwanstein Castle near Bavariia.

holy crap...

Derelict
07-15-2010, 09:59 AM
:lol: Good call that's Neuschwanstein Castle near Bavariia.

'Tis

http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs154.snc1/5732_547427319545_44400937_32250103_5098347_n.jpg

Indestructible
07-15-2010, 09:40 PM
Selena gomes is hot. Ill be the same age as her next month. Miley Cyrus is hot to.

Fires Of Sedition
07-15-2010, 11:41 PM
Selena gomes is hot. Ill be the same age as her next month. Miley Cyrus is hot to.

yea i wuld sex those 2 girls them and britney spears

ChildrenofSodom
07-15-2010, 11:52 PM
Shit...now the thread is ruined.

ChildrenofSodom
07-22-2010, 05:31 AM
:rocker::party:LEGAL:party::rocker:

bt11763
07-22-2010, 09:01 AM
:rocker::party:LEGAL:party::rocker:

:dance:

Div
07-22-2010, 12:15 PM
:rocker::party:LEGAL:party::rocker:


NOW this thread is ruined :hmm:

JRA
07-22-2010, 12:47 PM
NOW this thread is ruined :hmm:

:lol:

JLRedWing13
07-22-2010, 05:18 PM
:lol:

Beat me to it. :lol: