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Indestructible
05-23-2010, 02:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uMbifTjsZkA

makethemsuffer12
05-23-2010, 02:54 PM
Not the worst song ever, but still pretty fucking terrible.

Indestructible
05-23-2010, 02:56 PM
Id rather listen to death metal.Feel free to post any songs that are worse.

MPF
05-23-2010, 02:58 PM
I'll actually take that song over this piece of shit called a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFBdegScCI

TonyD
05-23-2010, 02:59 PM
I think I'm gonna agree with Indestructable for once.

makethemsuffer12
05-23-2010, 03:01 PM
I'll actually take that song over this piece of shit called a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFBdegScCI

That was pretty loltastic. Though the title is clever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U8uTmxDTxQ

Try and beat this.

mankvill
05-23-2010, 03:05 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

MPF
05-23-2010, 03:06 PM
That was pretty loltastic. Though the title is clever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U8uTmxDTxQ

Try and beat this.

That is hard to beat. Heavy Heavy Low Low is pretty fucking terrible. But I believe I found the band. Someone at a gig last night told me to looks these guys up if I liked Metal. Holy shit this sucks. It combines the two worst things going now... Auto tune, Fake Metal, and Vampires.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFWM_Xnka8

mankvill
05-23-2010, 03:11 PM
That was pretty loltastic. Though the title is clever.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-U8uTmxDTxQ

Try and beat this.

HeavyHeavyLowLow is one of the worst goddamn bands ever and my friends band played with them once. God DAMN.

makethemsuffer12
05-23-2010, 03:13 PM
That is hard to beat. Heavy Heavy Low Low is pretty fucking terrible. But I believe I found the band. Someone at a gig last night told me to looks these guys up if I liked Metal. Holy shit this sucks. It combines the two worst things going now... Auto tune, Fake Metal, and Vampires.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFWM_Xnka8

I saw this on blabbermouth. I don't know if it's as bad as HHLL, but it's close.

Indestructible
05-23-2010, 03:14 PM
I'll actually take that song over this piece of shit called a song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSFBdegScCI

I cant belive I paused Master of the moon by Ronnie James Dio(1942-2010) for that.

MPF
05-23-2010, 03:19 PM
I saw this on blabbermouth. I don't know if it's as bad as HHLL, but it's close.

I really hate HHLL, but at least they don't use autotune vocals.

I completely forgot about these guys...worst band I've ever played a show with. Luckily I played before them so we didn't lose any potential fans.

http://www.myspace.com/missiledick

Start with the second song and work your way down...if you can make it that far.

Dissimulate
05-23-2010, 03:25 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FfsifZ9tFR0
Just terrible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ma4Dd6Vueck
This shows the deficiencies of our education system
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m83eQRobLyM
Brocore

makethemsuffer12
05-23-2010, 03:26 PM
I really hate HHLL, but at least they don't use autotune vocals.

I completely forgot about these guys...worst band I've ever played a show with. Luckily I played before them so we didn't lose any potential fans.

http://www.myspace.com/missiledick

Start with the second song and work your way down...if you can make it that far.

:lol: I actually found that somewhat enjoyable, assuming they aren't serious.

mankvill
05-23-2010, 03:26 PM
Haha, David of Revocation said "FUCKIN' MAGNETS, HOW DO THEY WORK? YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD MUSIC." last night during their set and I was laughing so goddamned hard and none of the faggot scene kids got it.

evildeadjedi
05-23-2010, 03:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UbZzGnb2T5Y

makethemsuffer12
05-23-2010, 03:30 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0

I love this band.

EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&playnext_from=TL&videos=pX97xy3LaNQ
This too.

Dissimulate
05-23-2010, 03:33 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0

I love this band.
That was awful. I think the homoerotic Asian dance is worse though.

MPF
05-23-2010, 03:44 PM
:lol: I actually found that somewhat enjoyable, assuming they aren't serious.

That's what I'm not sure about. When they were performing on stage they acted very professional while playing those songs. Everyone started to walk out after their 4th song. They way my guitarist described the night pretty much fits.

"We set them up the fans and they struck out" :D


EDIT: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&playnext_from=TL&videos=pX97xy3LaNQ
This too.

I was just about to post this. Old, but Classic!

evildeadjedi
05-23-2010, 03:49 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoMwhm-OOg8&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z67IqrmygZY&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmcrXNuCwg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxJhDlz4jxM&feature=related

Well most of us like the originals but a friend of mine made me a copy of the cd with these covers. I could tolerate them and got a kick out of the covers. Played it for a friend of mine who is heavily into death and black metal. He said it was the worst thing he has ever heard and said he was scarred for life :lol:

You be the judge.....

ravenheart
05-23-2010, 03:51 PM
That first one was so bad. Although with that look they really needed to sing a lot less like a gay teenage radiorock band and a lot more like the Frankenstein Drag Queens.

Dissimulate
05-23-2010, 03:52 PM
He hath disgraced the name of Dio...kill!

Wizzbang11
05-23-2010, 03:54 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuUphbx-Tu0


Not good, but the most listenable of the music here so far.

makethemsuffer12
05-23-2010, 04:05 PM
Not good, but the most listenable of the music here so far.

Agreed. The lyrics make it fucking golden.

"THIS IS MY HOUSE, THESE ARE MY RULES, GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE ME SUM FOOD!"

JRA
05-23-2010, 04:43 PM
I've heard much, much worse.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqdZpxkzNvc

I luld.

Seriously, nothing is worse than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWJECLN4S00

Derelict
05-23-2010, 04:57 PM
I've heard much, much worse.



I luld.

Seriously, nothing is worse than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWJECLN4S00

There should be some sort of explosive with each Ke$ha cd that detonates the purchasher's car when she/he tries to play it on the way home

MPF
05-23-2010, 05:06 PM
I've heard much, much worse.



I luld.

Seriously, nothing is worse than this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWJECLN4S00

I hate her music, but if the impossible ever happened, there's no way I could turn her down.

As for the worst...how the fuck did we call forget these "guys"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0&feature=channel

makethemsuffer12
05-23-2010, 05:14 PM
As for the worst...how the fuck did we call forget these "guys"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0&feature=channel

Called it before I even clicked the link.

MPF
05-23-2010, 05:20 PM
Called it before I even clicked the link.

I was contemplating them or Attack Attack! both equally suck balls.

Dissimulate
05-23-2010, 05:27 PM
That took long enough to bring up:lol::barf: .I know you wouldn't turn her down, you would take anything with a pulse, and many things without one.

MPF
05-23-2010, 05:30 PM
That took long enough to bring up:lol::barf: .I know you wouldn't turn her down, you would take anything with a pulse, and many things without one.

Hey just because her music is shit doesn't mean she's not hot. Just try watching one of her videos with it on mute then but on some Behemoth on your music player...perfection!

Dissimulate
05-23-2010, 05:31 PM
Hey just because her music is shit doesn't mean she's not hot. Just try watching one of her videos with it on mute then but on some Behemoth on your music player...perfection!I Got Erection?

ravenheart
05-23-2010, 05:32 PM
You know when some comedian does a spoof version of a style of music and it's intentionally hilariously bad but in the video there's a bit of a lack of conviction to their moves, like they don't really know what they're doing? BrokenCYDE are like that.

In a few years they must surely reveal that it was all a joke and we all fell for it. It can't be possible to be that bad and not mean it.

Dissimulate
05-23-2010, 05:34 PM
You know when some comedian does a spoof version of a style of music and it's intentionally hilariously bad but in the video there's a bit of a lack of conviction to their moves, like they don't really know what they're doing? BrokenCYDE are like that.

In a few years they must surely reveal that it was all a joke and we all fell for it. It can't be possible to be that bad and not mean it.
I think the world's juggalo population proves that music that stupid can be serious.

MPF
05-23-2010, 05:35 PM
I Got Erection?

Yeah...let's go with that.


You know when some comedian does a spoof version of a style of music and it's intentionally hilariously bad but in the video there's a bit of a lack of conviction to their moves, like they don't really know what they're doing? BrokenCYDE are like that.

In a few years they must surely reveal that it was all a joke and we all fell for it. It can't be possible to be that bad and not mean it.

That is a very interesting thought. Maybe that really is the case. That would be the only time I could ever give them credit.

Akumu
05-23-2010, 06:24 PM
But I believe I found the band. Someone at a gig last night told me to looks these guys up if I liked Metal. Holy shit this sucks. It combines the two worst things going now... Auto tune, Fake Metal, and Vampires.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeFWM_Xnka8

And Century Media signed these guys. :hecho:

ravenheart
05-23-2010, 06:27 PM
And Century Media signed these guys. :hecho:

Yeah, never thought that was their best move. Right up there with re-attempting some kind of business relationship with Jon Schaffer...

idrinkwine732
05-23-2010, 06:30 PM
And Century Media signed these guys. :hecho:

:money::money::money:

MPF
05-23-2010, 06:56 PM
And Century Media signed these guys. :hecho:

I'm pretty sure they would do a group ejaculation/suicide iof they were asked to do the new Twlight movie soundtrack.

b_halperin
05-23-2010, 08:36 PM
i actually enjoyed all the songs.. this weed must be really good..

bt11763
05-24-2010, 10:54 PM
I hate her music, but if the impossible ever happened, there's no way I could turn her down.

As for the worst...how the fuck did we call forget these "guys"?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0&feature=channel

winner winner chicken dinner


EDIT: i actually kind of dig missile dick... :eyes:

makethemsuffer12
05-25-2010, 01:28 PM
EDIT: i actually kind of dig missile dick... :eyes:

lol I kno rite?