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Magson13
02-16-2010, 10:29 PM
I got there kinda late.... The local opener did their last two songs, and then pose funeral started setting up. I took out my Uno deck and started shuffling, and the merch guy got in my face and started yelling dumb shit at me, like "You were adopted!" which made me lawl. Then he had security throw me out.... But I got back in after their set. I had to pretend to apologize to them so they'd let me back in.... Which sucked, but I wanted to see Nile.... At first, they acted tough outside after their set, but then they realized I had more back than they did, they started playing the victim. They basically only let me in because I "apologized", and they knew they'd get their asses handed to them if they didn't :lol:

There was a huge fight after the show, too. Not sure why, not sure who, but it ended up being everyone vs. pose funeral in the parking lot :lol: I left right away though, didn't want to be there when the cops inevitably showed up :lol:

Oh, and Nile was amazing:blaze:

MPF
02-16-2010, 10:43 PM
I guess I'm a little confused. I undertstand the hate for Rose Funeral having a sample, but the merch guy started a fight with you because of Uno cards?

Did I miss something?

Magson13
02-16-2010, 10:47 PM
Read the Feb 12 review of this tour, and you'll understand

mankvill
02-16-2010, 11:26 PM
THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING

EVERYONE MUST PLAY UNO WHEN POSE FUNERAL PLAYS

IT WILL BE A NATIONWIDE MOVEMENT

I lol'd so hard

Magson13
02-16-2010, 11:58 PM
THAT IS FUCKING AMAZING

EVERYONE MUST PLAY UNO WHEN POSE FUNERAL PLAYS

IT WILL BE A NATIONWIDE MOVEMENT

I lol'd so hard

Yessir. They were the biggest faggots I've ever met. And i've met two guys pounding each other's asses :lol:

MPF
02-17-2010, 12:01 AM
Just read the whole story on the other thread.....HOLY SHIT. HAHAHAHA! What a bunch of dumbfucks!


"Wah you don't like our shitty Deathcore, I'm going to kick your ass. WAH!"

I have no respect for a any douchebag band who fights over meaningless bullshit like that. If Nile hadn't already played here at Station 4, I would have bought a pack of Uno card and played front row center in front of those fuck heads.

By the way check out the Wiki page of Rose Funeral right now it's fucking hilarious!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rose_Funeral

Erik Peterson- Lead Buttsexer

Magson13
02-17-2010, 12:04 AM
Lol, guess who started the edit war on wikipedia? :lol:

MPF
02-17-2010, 12:10 AM
Lol, guess who started the edit war on wikipedia? :lol:

Well played Sir. ;)

feel free to add any of the following names to the band:

Dale Assrammer- Bass
Ryan Gaynerd- Guitars
Devin Shitswallower- Guitars
Tim Assholetaker- Vocals
Dusty Blowsguys- Drums

rjturtle9
02-17-2010, 12:31 AM
Haha their Wikipedia Page is Win!!!

mankvill
02-17-2010, 12:41 AM
Haha their Wikipedia Page is Win!!!

Crucify.Kill.Fap made me laugh like a motherfucker

rjturtle9
02-17-2010, 12:51 AM
Crucify.Kill.Fap made me laugh like a motherfucker

Ditto.

Magson13
02-17-2010, 03:17 AM
I would post more on the page, but I've already been banned for my shenaniganz :allan:

metallicbrian666
02-17-2010, 03:40 AM
It was me who changed the discography lol.

If you notice I also changed the labels to Siege Of Musical Theory and Metalcore Blade.

Its locked now, so that is fannnntastic.

mastodon421
02-17-2010, 06:32 AM
That edit was brillant The O'Doyle Rules under albums made me spit out the orange juice I was drinking.

bt11763
02-17-2010, 06:44 AM
This is spectacular, they're playing at a local venue in april I think I'm gonna have to go start a tournament :D

here's their tour dates, if we can afford it i think we should all go:

Headlining Tour w/ Wretched, And Hell Followed With, and Wrath And Rapture United States
Mar 8 2010 8:00P
Rocketown Nashville, Tennessee
Mar 9 2010 8:00P
Green Wave Music Hall Louisville, Kentucky
Mar 10 2010 8:00P
Frankies Inner City Toledo, Ohio
Mar 11 2010 8:00P
The Modern Exchange Southgate, Michigan
Mar 12 2010 8:00P
The Lighthouse Frankfort, Illinois
Mar 14 2010 8:00P
Eagles Lodge Wichita, Kansas
Mar 16 2010 8:00P
Cervante’s Other Side Denver, Colorado
Mar 17 2010 8:00P
The Outer Rim Salt Lake City, Utah
Mar 18 2010 8:00P
Elks Lodge Pocatello, Idaho
Mar 22 2010 8:00P
The Cobalt Cafe Canoga Park, California
Mar 25 2010 8:00P
The Phix Phoenix, Arizona
Mar 26 2010 8:00P
Cinnabar Flagstaff, Arizona
Mar 27 2010 8:00P
The Compound Albuquerque, New Mexico
Mar 28 2010 8:00P
The White Rabbit San Antonio, Texas
Mar 29 2010 8:00P
Smoking Aces McAllen, Texas
Mar 30 2010 8:00P
Walters on Washington Houston, Texas
Apr 2 2010 8:00P
Transition Art Gallery Tampa, Florida
Apr 3 2010 8:00P
Island Oasis Orlando, Florida
Apr 5 2010 8:00P
The Pit Jacksonville, Florida
Apr 6 2010 8:00P
The 7 Venue Atlanta, Georgia
Apr 7 2010 8:00P
Amos Southbend Charlotte, North Carolina
Apr 8 2010 8:00P
New Brooklyn Tavern Columbia, South Carolina
Apr 9 2010 8:00P
The Refuge Fredericksburg, Virginia
Apr 10 2010 8:00P
Mojo 13 Wilmington, Delaware
Apr 11 2010 8:00P
Spotswood VFW Spotswood, New Jersey
Apr 12 2010 8:00P
UACA Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
Apr 13 2010 8:00P
Broadway Amityville, New York
Apr 14 2010 8:00P
South Street Stage Waterbury, Connecticut
Apr 15 2010 8:00P
Rockos Manchester, New Hampshire
Apr 17 2010 8:00P
Popeye’s Pub Cortlandt Manor, New York
Apr 18 2010 8:00P
The Smiling Moose Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

bt11763
02-17-2010, 06:51 AM
edit: what I changed before they fixed it :)


http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f65/btims14/Picture1.png

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f65/btims14/Picture2.png

pantera1115
02-17-2010, 07:50 AM
WOW... iv been reading up on this rose funeral shit for the past few days...funniest shit iv ever heard in my life...why cant someone do this to emmure.how the fuck did you manage to change there wiki page.I get pumped every time I see a new post for a nile show now...this is fucking awsome...I am now considering going to new england metal and hardcore fest(witch I wasnt going to because its like 3 good bands and all deathcore/hardcore between both days) to do this uno thing.At first I was debating if this was all true but then I saw a post(cant remember if it was on metal injection or some website like that)that stated that rose funeral was banned from that place in tulsa(dont know with out looking it up)...Fires of sedition you sir are my new hero:rocker:


3/16/10-Soulfly
7/27/10-Mayhemfest

PROMETHERION
02-17-2010, 09:40 AM
I am truly pissed I missed this show after hearing what went down. I would have played some Uno with you

PROMETHERION
02-17-2010, 09:46 AM
Lol, guess who started the edit war on wikipedia? :lol:

I see it is now Rose Funeral are an American shitcore band from Cincinnati, Ohio.

AnataFan4Life
02-17-2010, 09:48 AM
Does anyone know if Immolation will be playing "A Token of Malice" at all?

jotun2graveland
02-17-2010, 09:57 AM
I see it is now Rose Funeral are an American shitcore band from Cincinnati, Ohio.

Yeah I added that maybe a half hour ago, along with a couple other things. I'm really intrigued to see how this whole wikipedia, UNO, etc. war goes in the upcoming months.

JuuKun
02-17-2010, 12:19 PM
The Wikipedia page is pure win :lol:

Fag - Guitars
Fag - Bass
Fag - Vocals
Fag - Drums
Fag - Guitars

"Rose Funeral members are also known to have a strong resentment towards anyone who plays the card game, Uno."

I <3 you guys.

DethMaiden
02-17-2010, 12:25 PM
I joined the Uno group. Love it. :horns: Let's make this a national movement.

Derelict
02-17-2010, 12:37 PM
holy shit, wikipedia vandalism always makes me laugh. nice work everyone

Derelict
02-17-2010, 12:38 PM
LOL @

Since then, Rose Funeral has been hard at work writing generic, single-note breakdowns and continuing to be a shitstain on awesome death metal tours across North America as well as writing their Metal Blade debut, in order to continue over saturating the genre of deathcore. Rose Funeral members are also known to have a strong resentment towards anyone who plays the card game, Uno.

jotun2graveland
02-17-2010, 12:40 PM
I guess someone caught the change to shitcore and now it's back to deathcore. However, the description of them is in a somewhat subtle manner, being updated :D

pantera1115
02-17-2010, 12:48 PM
The Wikipedia page is pure win :lol:

Fag - Guitars
Fag - Bass
Fag - Vocals
Fag - Drums
Fag - Guitars

"Rose Funeral members are also known to have a strong resentment towards anyone who plays the card game, Uno."

I <3 you guys.


That first part was me, I couldnt resist...had to join in on the fun:D

mankvill
02-17-2010, 01:22 PM
holy shit, their bio on last.fm

From the blackened realms of northern Scandinavia comes bestial black metal band Rose Funeral. The members of rose funeral met during a weekly ceremonial sacrifice to Oden and the Nordic gods. They began writing music using the only instruments available: a shaman drum and cups filled with different amounts of water. After putting out several demos, they had a hit with “Tears ov the Pagan Lands”
They were immediately signed to Spinefarm records, and given a deal for a full album.

In one Earth revolution “The Resting Sonata” was released, which boasted such disturbing black metal symphonies such as “The Roses at the Funeral” and “Dark Rites ov the Northern Gods.” The album even featured guest appearances by Varg Vikernes.

Rose Funeral is:
Black Pagan - Guitar
Bestial Satan - Bass
and I forget the rest, sorry guys, but their names were pretty grim.

idrinkwine732
02-17-2010, 01:34 PM
holy shit, their bio on last.fm

From the blackened realms of northern Scandinavia comes bestial black metal band Rose Funeral. The members of rose funeral met during a weekly ceremonial sacrifice to Oden and the Nordic gods. They began writing music using the only instruments available: a shaman drum and cups filled with different amounts of water. After putting out several demos, they had a hit with “Tears ov the Pagan Lands”
They were immediately signed to Spinefarm records, and given a deal for a full album.

In one Earth revolution “The Resting Sonata” was released, which boasted such disturbing black metal symphonies such as “The Roses at the Funeral” and “Dark Rites ov the Northern Gods.” The album even featured guest appearances by Varg Vikernes.

Rose Funeral is:
Black Pagan - Guitar
Bestial Satan - Bass
and I forget the rest, sorry guys, but their names were pretty grim.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::dance::lol::lol:

Magson13
02-17-2010, 04:26 PM
I am truly pissed I missed this show after hearing what went down. I would have played some Uno with you

We would've had to play outside, I didn't even get to finish shuffling before I got kicked out haha

PROMETHERION
02-17-2010, 05:09 PM
We would've had to play outside, I didn't even get to finish shuffling before I got kicked out haha

Yeah, next time they come around i'll meet up with you and my buddy and I will gladly play Uno with ya during their set. also check out thier associated acts on Wikipedia now. The Jonas Brothers, Boy George, Slipknot, Janis Joplin:D

DethMaiden
02-17-2010, 05:10 PM
Yeah, next time they come around i'll meet up with you and my buddy and I will gladly play Uno with ya during their set. also check out thier associated acts on Wikipedia now. The Jonas Brothers, Boy George, Slipknot, Janis Joplin:D

Not funny. Those bands are so much better than Rose Funeral.

PROMETHERION
02-17-2010, 05:12 PM
I know, it just makes them look gay. just going with the Program

DethMaiden
02-17-2010, 05:13 PM
I know, it just makes them look gay. just going with the Program

I was just being funny. :snivel:

PROMETHERION
02-17-2010, 05:14 PM
It's all good man

Magson13
02-17-2010, 05:19 PM
I'd go see any of those bands over rose funeral, any day haha

Hopefully they just never come back, but if they do, we'll definately play some Uno :lol:

PROMETHERION
02-17-2010, 05:28 PM
I'd go see any of those bands over rose funeral, any day haha

Hopefully they just never come back, but if they do, we'll definately play some Uno :lol:

Looking forward to it, I would have played it with you last night but I couldn't make it im sure it would have been fun, they wouldn't have kicked me out, If im paying for a ticket, theres nothing against playing Uno in Gil's rules plus it was Nile's show not Rose Funeral's even though they think it is theirs

Magson13
02-17-2010, 05:59 PM
Security will kick people out if the bands tell them to. It's fucking stupid, because you can get kicked out for no reason. Like I was last night haha

The Pantangler
02-17-2010, 09:01 PM
I, along with FoS, are two of the original Uno Champions. It makes me so happy that this is spreading the way it is. May their shitty music always linger in the shadow of UNO. Join the facebook group if you haven't already, its amazing how fast its growing. Its good to know people recognize shitty music and shitty people. NEVER LET THEM ESCAPE UNO

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=310694558587&ref=nf

AnataFan4Life
02-17-2010, 09:06 PM
Next we'll have Emmure and Trivial Pursuit :lol:

MPF
02-17-2010, 10:27 PM
I, along with FoS, are two of the original Uno Champions. It makes me so happy that this is spreading the way it is. May their shitty music always linger in the shadow of UNO. Join the facebook group if you haven't already, its amazing how fast its growing. Its good to know people recognize shitty music and shitty people. NEVER LET THEM ESCAPE UNO

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=310694558587&ref=nf

Joined the second I seen the link.

Fires Of Sedition
02-17-2010, 10:38 PM
Oh my fucking God you guys. I had no fucking clue this would get this crazy when I decided to play Uno during their set. This is amazing. You guys make me happy, in a time (for me) that is extremely hard to even pretend to be happy.

I read through the pages I've missed and literally laughed my ass off. My friend, Luke is also fucking with wikipedia (Dick Sweat - Uno Player). He also made an extremely hilarious myspace page. http://www.myspace.com/522694084

the chewbacca defense
02-17-2010, 11:08 PM
Next we'll have Emmure and Trivial Pursuit :lol:

if i didn't have work, i'd def go to the Emmure/Terror tour this sat, unless i somehow can get off by 6. doors open at 5. I don't have a trivial pursuit game at hand, but i could take one for the team.

Fires Of Sedition
02-17-2010, 11:15 PM
if i didn't have work, i'd def go to the Emmure/Terror tour this sat, unless i somehow can get off by 6. doors open at 5. I don't have a trivial pursuit game at hand, but i could take one for the team.

Trivial Pursuit might be kind of hard to play standing up, isn't there a board?

rjturtle9
02-17-2010, 11:23 PM
I, along with FoS, are two of the original Uno Champions. It makes me so happy that this is spreading the way it is. May their shitty music always linger in the shadow of UNO. Join the facebook group if you haven't already, its amazing how fast its growing. Its good to know people recognize shitty music and shitty people. NEVER LET THEM ESCAPE UNO

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=310694558587&ref=nf

It's amazing that this is gone this far. Especially since i was the one that suggested Uno :D

Fires Of Sedition
02-17-2010, 11:57 PM
It's amazing that this is gone this far. Especially since i was the one that suggested Uno :D

Thank you!

AnataFan4Life
02-18-2010, 10:23 AM
Blackjack for Bring Me the Horizon?
Suicide Silence and Monopoly?
Hungry Hungry Hippos at an Oceano concert?

Think of the possibilities :party:

BTW, I don't actually hate all deathcore bands, just the ones that suck. I give props for the ones I think are good, like All Shall Perish, The Red Chord, and After the Burial. No UNO games at their shows please :tongue:

mankvill
02-18-2010, 10:24 AM
I'm actually going to submit this story to Metalsucks.

Fires Of Sedition
02-18-2010, 11:31 AM
I'm actually going to submit this story to Metalsucks.

Good idea!

DethMaiden
02-18-2010, 11:49 AM
Blackjack for Bring Me the Horizon?
Suicide Silence and Monopoly?
Hungry Hungry Hippos at an Oceano concert?

Think of the possibilities :party:

BTW, I don't actually hate all deathcore bands, just the ones that suck. I give props for the ones I think are good, like All Shall Perish, The Red Chord, and After the Burial. No UNO games at their shows please :tongue:

The Red Chord are a real classification nightmare. Are they deathcore? Eh, there's definitely elements of it, but they're just way too GOOD. :lol:

PROMETHERION
02-18-2010, 02:13 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s228/steveo8_2007/UnoHoodie.jpg

Haha, Have you seen this Card?

idrinkwine732
02-18-2010, 02:25 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s228/steveo8_2007/UnoHoodie.jpg

Haha, Have you seen this Card?

bahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaah that's great

Fires Of Sedition
02-18-2010, 10:47 PM
The Red Chord are a real classification nightmare. Are they deathcore? Eh, there's definitely elements of it, but they're just way too GOOD. :lol:

:agree: