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DethMaiden
02-14-2010, 02:05 PM
These are two of the fundamental movie questions. Let's see what you're worth.

LOTR:
1. Fellowship
2. Return
3. Two Towers

Star Wars:
1. Empire
2. Star Wars
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Phantom Menace
6. Attack of the :zzz:

JRA
02-14-2010, 02:19 PM
1. A New Hope
2. Empire
3. ROTJ

mastodon421
02-14-2010, 02:20 PM
LOTR
1.Two Towers
2.Fellowship
3.Return

Star Wars
1.Empire Strikes Back
2.Return Of The Jedi
3. A New Hope
4.Revenge Of The Sith
5.Attack Of The Clones
6.Phantom Meance

DethMaiden
02-14-2010, 02:22 PM
1. A New Hope
2. Empire
3. ROTJ

No love for "Sith" or the LOTR movies?

powerslave_85
02-14-2010, 02:24 PM
1. Return of the King
2. Fellowship
3. Two Towers

1. A New Hope
2. Empire
3. ROTJ
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. Phantom Menace
6. Attack of the Clones

JRA
02-14-2010, 02:25 PM
No love for "Sith" or the LOTR movies?

Fuck Sith. And I've only seen the LOTR movies once each, so I don't feel qualified to rank them.

mankvill
02-14-2010, 02:44 PM
1. Return Of The King
2. The Fellowship Of The Ring
3. The Two Towers

1. A New Hope
2. The Empire Strikes Back
3. Return Of The Jedi
4. Revenge Of The Sith
5. The Phantom Menace
6. Attack Of The Clones

JuuKun
02-14-2010, 02:47 PM
1. The Two Towers
2. Fellowship of the Ring
3. Return of the King

1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The Phantom Menace
6. Attack of the Clones

Clones was going to be swapped with Menace, until I remembered TPM had Liam Neeson.

TonyD
02-14-2010, 03:15 PM
1. The Empire Strikes Back
2. A New Hope
3. Return of the Jedi
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The Phantom Menace
6. Attack of the Clones

Clones was going to be swapped with Menace, until I remembered TPM had Liam Neeson.

Approved.

makethemsuffer12
02-14-2010, 05:33 PM
1. Return
2. Fellowship
3. Towers

1. Empire
2. Jedi
3. Sith
4. Hope
5. Menace
6. Clones

YES, I put ROTS over ANH.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_5k_pdb22ZJA/SpyRZ1Zi8UI/AAAAAAAAAIs/GGzauEoWYa4/s400/deal_with_it.gif

Dextrimental
02-14-2010, 06:38 PM
LOTR:

1. Fellowship of the Ring
2. Return of the King
3. The Two Towers

If I'm honest, I would watch two towers sooner than I would the other two simply because of the immense battle scene that the movie is centered around, but the other two have more plot value, so I would rate them higher as films.


Star Wars:

1. Empire Strikes Back
2. Return of the Jedi
3. A New Hope
4. Attack of the Clones
5. The Phantom Menace
6. Revenge of the Sith

The first three are straight forward on this, but Attack of the Clones gets a higher spot for the newer ones because it gave me what I wanted to see, a huge fight between the jedi and the androids. Of course Phantom Menace is five then because, well, Liam Neeson. And Revenge of the Sith wasn't too bad, but it was, in my eyes, the worst of them all.

DethMaiden
02-14-2010, 09:10 PM
YES, I put ROTS over ANH.


I very nearly could. Honestly, I love that movie.


And Revenge of the Sith wasn't too bad, but it was, in my eyes, the worst of them all.

Yeah, well, you wrong!

Natrlhi
02-15-2010, 10:25 AM
These are two of the fundamental movie questions. Let's see what you're worth.

LOTR:
1. Fellowship
2. Return
3. Two Towers

Star Wars:
1. Empire
2. Star Wars
3. Revenge of the Sith
4. Return of the Jedi
5. Phantom Menace
6. Attack of the :zzz:
Your LotR list is upside down. Otherwise, approved. ;)

ravenheart
02-15-2010, 11:33 AM
LOTR:

1. Two Towers
2. Return of The King
3. Fellowship

SW:
1. Empire
2. Jedi
3. ANH
4. Revenge of The Sith
5. Phantom Menace
6. Attack of The Clones

DethMaiden
02-15-2010, 11:37 AM
LOTR:

1. Two Towers
2. Return of The King
3. Fellowship

SW:
1. Empire
2. Jedi
3. ANH
4. Revenge of The Sith
5. Phantom Menace
6. Attack of The Clones

Gotta admit, totally expected you to have the new Star Wars higher than the first trilogy. ;)

ADD
02-15-2010, 11:42 AM
The first 3 Stars Wars are the only moving pictures of merit being discussed here :D And to be honest I haven't seen any of them in probably 10 years.

ravenheart
02-15-2010, 03:54 PM
Gotta admit, totally expected you to have the new Star Wars higher than the first trilogy. ;)

Lol, that would have just been silly ;)

TonyD
02-15-2010, 04:11 PM
I very nearly could. Honestly, I love that movie.

I HATE YOU!1111111

makethemsuffer12
02-15-2010, 06:28 PM
The first 3 Stars Wars are the only moving pictures of merit being discussed here :D And to be honest I haven't seen any of them in probably 10 years.

LOTR>you

http://www.magazineurbain.ca/assets/you-shall-not-pass.jpg

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!

Indestructible
02-15-2010, 07:00 PM
I have never seen Lord of The Rings so I cant rank them but I can rank the Star Wars Films

Star Wars Episode III:Revenge of The Sith
Star Wars Episode VI:Return of The Jedi
Star Wars Episode V:The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode II:Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Episode IV:A New Hope
Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace

makethemsuffer12
02-16-2010, 05:41 AM
I have never seen Lord of The Rings so I cant rank them but I can rank the Star Wars Films

Star Wars Episode III:Revenge of The Sith
Star Wars Episode VI:Return of The Jedi
Star Wars Episode V:The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode II:Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Episode IV:A New Hope
Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace

http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj137/makethemsuffer12/yodaposter.jpg

JuuKun
02-16-2010, 07:15 AM
I have never seen Lord of The Rings so I cant rank them but I can rank the Star Wars Films

Star Wars Episode III:Revenge of The Sith
Star Wars Episode VI:Return of The Jedi
Star Wars Episode V:The Empire Strikes Back
Star Wars Episode II:Attack of the Clones
Star Wars Episode IV:A New Hope
Star Wars Episode I:The Phantom Menace

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/34/73519110_47c4f41402_o.jpg

Indestructible
02-16-2010, 09:59 AM
http://i271.photobucket.com/albums/jj137/makethemsuffer12/yodaposter.jpg

No that is why you fail.Im allowed to have a diffrent star wars film ranking than the rest of you.

JuuKun
02-16-2010, 10:22 AM
No that is why you fail.Im allowed to have a diffrent star wars film ranking than the rest of you.

Well, that's just silly, who on earth told you that?

Natrlhi
02-16-2010, 10:24 AM
Well, that's just silly, who on earth told you that?
:lol: I literally LOL'ed at the office. Nice. :D

makethemsuffer12
02-16-2010, 10:42 AM
No that is why you fail.Im allowed to have a diffrent star wars film ranking than the rest of you.

You simply don't understand...

Empire>all

powerslave_85
02-16-2010, 11:48 AM
I was really tempted to put Empire at #1, but I always thought the scenes on Dagobah kind of drag down the pace of that movie. Important for the plot, yes, but a little boring compared to the rest.

Indestructible
02-16-2010, 01:21 PM
You simply don't understand...

Empire>all

Sith>All

makethemsuffer12
02-17-2010, 07:33 AM
Sith>All

I find your lack of taste disturbing.

Natrlhi
02-17-2010, 07:36 AM
I find your lack of taste disturbing.

+69

TonyD
02-17-2010, 10:42 PM
Of all the fucked up shit Indestructable has posted on this site, IV < II might be the worst.

makethemsuffer12
02-18-2010, 06:27 AM
^Truth. Or III > the entire original trilogy.

Indestructible
02-18-2010, 09:22 AM
I love Episode III. Its been my favorite Star Wars movie since I first saw it in 05.

makethemsuffer12
02-18-2010, 09:46 AM
I love III as well (Hell, I like it slightly better than IV), but it doesn't compare to V and VI (even though Jedi's ending is kinda lame).

idrinkwine732
02-18-2010, 10:05 AM
Star Wars:
1. Return of the Jedi (There's only one return, and it's of the Jedi)
2. New Hope
3. Empire Strikes Back
4. Revenge of the Sith
5. The Phantom Menace
6. Attack of the Clones

LOTR:
1. Return of the King
2. Fellowship
3. Two Towers

TonyD
02-18-2010, 04:38 PM
I love III as well (Hell, I like it slightly better than IV), but it doesn't compare to V and VI (even though Jedi's ending is kinda lame).

You haven't been to a party til you've been to an Ewok party.
But seriously, why?

makethemsuffer12
02-18-2010, 04:50 PM
^ Why what? Why do I think Jedi's ending is lame or why do I like III slightly more than IV?

TonyD
02-18-2010, 05:06 PM
Jedi.
I could understand III > IV if the dialogue wasn't like this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OT_SlO-M2g)

makethemsuffer12
02-18-2010, 05:13 PM
Idk, I just never really like the Ewoks to begin with so yeah lol

And that pretty much sums up the the dialogue :lol:

Butcher of Birth
02-18-2010, 05:37 PM
Star Wars:
VI
--small gap--
III
V
--Close Tie Between the next two--
IV
I
--BIG GAP--
II

Lord of The Rings:
Return of The King (Made me tear up...)
Fellowship of The Ring
The Two Towers

camby118
04-13-2010, 08:07 PM
Star Wars
1. Empire
2. A New Hope
3. Return Of The Jedi
4. Revenge Of The Sith
5. Attack Of The Clones
6. Phantom Menace

LOTR:
1. Fellowship
2. Two Towers
3. Return

evildeadjedi
04-13-2010, 08:56 PM
LOTR

1. Return of the King
2. Two Towers
3, Fellowship

Star Wars

1. Empire (Luke I am your father nuff said)
2. New Hope (The beginning)
3. Jedi (Only one of the OT I got to see in theaters the first time it was released)
4. Sith (Sure it had cheesy moments but finally we're getting closer to the original trilogy)
5. Phantom (Ray Park Jr as Darth Maul oh yea!)
6. Clones (Love scenes were painful but the ending battle scenes were epic)

Epidemic Reign
05-14-2010, 03:06 PM
Never seen the LotR movies, but I am a pretty big Star Wars fan.

1. Empire
2. Jedi
3. Sith
4. New Hope
5. Phantom
6. Clones

I feel kinda bad about ranking III before IV, but III was just full of so much badassery. Several great lightsaber battles (particularly Yoda and Palpatine), and Anakin being "knighted" by Palpatine is one of my favorite scenes in the whole franchise. Plus Christopher Lee and Samuel L. Jackson getting OWNED... in the same movie!

Revenge of the Sith definitely makes up for the two previous entries in the new trilogy... moreso Clones, because at least Phantom had Natalie Portman in her royal makeup, which was super hot.

SomewhereInTime72
05-14-2010, 04:05 PM
Somehow missed this thread months ago. :eyes:

LOTR:
1. Towers
2. Fellowship
3. Return

Star Wars:
1. Empire
2. Jedi
3. Hope
4. Sith
5. Clones
6. Phantom

Crionics
06-04-2010, 03:02 PM
1. Return
2. Fellowship
3. Towers

1. Empire
2. Jedi
3. Sith
4. Hope
5. Menace
6. Clones

Same as Makethemsuffer, haha

Sanitarium78
06-07-2010, 09:21 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM

I'm surprised no one's posted this link yet. Warning to those who are sensitive, it does contain foul language.

ChildrenofSodom
06-07-2010, 09:27 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0sc-gS9AqM

I'm surprised no one's posted this link yet. Warning to those who are sensitive, it does contain foul language.

I haven't seen Clerks or Clerks 2, but the second one is in color, so it automatically gets 100 bonus points.

Indestructible
06-17-2010, 05:57 PM
Why doesnt anyone like episode 1.

evildeadjedi
06-17-2010, 06:15 PM
Why doesnt anyone like episode 1.
http://thephoenix.com/blogs/blogs/outsidetheframe/JarJar.jpg

Indestructible
06-17-2010, 06:16 PM
http://thephoenix.com/blogs/blogs/outsidetheframe/JarJar.jpg

He was a little annoying. But episode 1 is fine

evildeadjedi
06-17-2010, 06:21 PM
He was a little annoying. But episode 1 is fine

Personally, I like Phantom a little more than Clones mostly due to Darth Maul.

Indestructible
06-17-2010, 06:36 PM
Personally, I like Phantom a little more than Clones mostly due to Darth Maul.

Darth maul was cool. Anakin was right when he said Padmé is an angel. Maybe its the star wars thing but i think Padmé is really hot.

makethemsuffer12
06-17-2010, 07:01 PM
Does anyone else find it kind of wierd how Padme met Anakin when she was in her late teens and when he was a little kid and in the years to come had his babies? You also gotta love how Padme shows barely any sign of aging from Ep.1 to Ep.2.

Also the whole Anakin calling Padme an "angel" scene makes me cringe every time I see it.

Indestructible
06-17-2010, 07:04 PM
Also the whole Anakin calling Padme an "angel" scene makes me cringe every time I see it.

Why does it make you cringe.

DethMaiden
06-17-2010, 07:15 PM
Darth maul was cool. Anakin was right when he said Padmé is an angel. Maybe its the star wars thing but i think Padmé is really hot.

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

AAAAAAARHGDKASLGHSLK AN:;kj;jl;jl;jkl'k





Do NOT ruin Natalie Portman for me. You are not smart enough to be attracted to her. Go look at Megan Fox pictures.

Indestructible
06-17-2010, 07:18 PM
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Do NOT ruin Natalie Portman for me. You are not smart enough to be attracted to her. Go look at Megan Fox pictures.

Both are hot actressess

DethMaiden
06-17-2010, 07:19 PM
Both are hot actressess

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




no one can comprehend my pain right now :(

Sanitarium78
06-17-2010, 07:19 PM
Does anyone else find it kind of wierd how Padme met Anakin when she was in her late teens and when he was a little kid and in the years to come had his babies? You also gotta love how Padme shows barely any sign of aging from Ep.1 to Ep.2.


I'm gonna come off like a nerd here but Padme was 14 in Episode I when she met Anakin. I've never found that weird at all becuase by the time they had children they were both adults and were completely capable of making their own decisions. This is nowhere near as stange as Leah kissing Luke. I'm mean they didn't know they were brother and sister yet but still:eyes:

As to why nobody liked Episode I too much it's because there was such a long build to it that there was no way it was gonna meet everyone's expectations. Jar Jar also hepled as he was annoying as fuck and I wanted him to die in every sceen he was in. I do give them a little bit of a pass with Episode I because it was the "begining" of the the story there were trying to tell. So, the didn't have a lot of backstory to go on. Plus, Dath Maul was pretty badass to:evil:

Indestructible
06-17-2010, 07:48 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO




no one can comprehend my pain right now :(

your really that annoyed because i want to fuck padme

DethMaiden
06-17-2010, 07:55 PM
your really that annoyed because i want to fuck padme

He's finally found out how to troll me. :( :( :(

powerslave_85
06-17-2010, 07:56 PM
Guys, I think Brad finally lost it :eyes:

Maiden33
06-17-2010, 07:59 PM
He's finally found out how to troll me. :( :( :(

What if I now told you that I don't find her particularly attractive? :lol:

I mean, don't get me wrong, she's out of my league, but not worth drooling over. Just someone that I guess I don't "get".

DethMaiden
06-17-2010, 08:14 PM
What if I now told you that I don't find her particularly attractive? :lol:

I mean, don't get me wrong, she's out of my league, but not worth drooling over. Just someone that I guess I don't "get".

Without sounding extremely creepy, I can't describe exactly what it is about Natalie Portman that is so attractive to me. Needless to say, it's not just looks, although they're a huge part of it.

And yeah, Nick...I'm currently crawling around collecting all the marbles that just poured out of my ears. :eyes:

Indestructible
06-18-2010, 07:41 AM
Without sounding extremely creepy, I can't describe exactly what it is about Natalie Portman that is so attractive to me.

For me its the star wars thing.

DethMaiden
06-18-2010, 08:22 AM
For me its the star wars thing.

http://nobodyputsbabyinahorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/1238157980_scanners_-_head_explosion.gif

makethemsuffer12
06-18-2010, 01:20 PM
Why does it make you cringe.

Because it's so insanely cheesy and incredibly lame.

SomewhereInTime72
06-18-2010, 02:47 PM
changed a few words around from an existing text for the purpose of making brad rage :eyes:

http://pastebin.com/TnwMsDA6

DethMaiden
06-18-2010, 07:04 PM
changed a few words around from an existing text for the purpose of making brad rage :eyes:

http://pastebin.com/TnwMsDA6

:lol: I want to fucking throw up.

makethemsuffer12
06-20-2010, 09:45 AM
changed a few words around from an existing text for the purpose of making brad rage :eyes:

http://pastebin.com/TnwMsDA6

:lol: I don't think I could ever look at Natalie Portman the same way again.

Crionics
06-20-2010, 10:05 AM
changed a few words around from an existing text for the purpose of making brad rage :eyes:

http://pastebin.com/TnwMsDA6

:lol:

Indestructible
06-21-2010, 02:01 PM
changed a few words around from an existing text for the purpose of making brad rage :eyes:

http://pastebin.com/TnwMsDA6

I liked the story.

Sanitarium78
06-21-2010, 02:08 PM
I liked the story.

Really? He did nothing but insult you through the whole thing:confused:

makethemsuffer12
06-21-2010, 02:09 PM
Really? He did nothing but insult you through the whole thing:confused:

Yeah but he still got to bang Natalie Portman in the ass (in the story, obviously). He probably got a stiffy while reading it.

Indestructible
06-21-2010, 02:22 PM
Really? He did nothing but insult you through the whole thing:confused:

Still got to band Natalie Portman in it. Everything he said about me is wrong he knows absolutley nothing about who I am and that story proves it. From now on if people insult like that ect im not going to get mad im just going to laugh about there ignorance. To many real things going on in life to worry about what stupid people on the internet are saying about you.

:horns:

makethemsuffer12
06-21-2010, 02:24 PM
Still got to band Natalie Portman in it. Everything he said about me is wrong he knows absolutley nothing about who I am and that story proves it. From now on if people insult like that ect im not going to get mad im just going to laugh about there ignorance. To many real things going on ib life to worry about what stupid people on the internet are saying about you.

:horns:

Like yourself?

SomewhereInTime72
06-21-2010, 07:47 PM
Still got to band Natalie Portman in it. Everything he said about me is wrong he knows absolutley nothing about who I am and that story proves it. From now on if people insult like that ect im not going to get mad im just going to laugh about there ignorance. To many real things going on in life to worry about what stupid people on the internet are saying about you.

:horns:

Well like I said in that post I just took an existing story and changed only a few details. One being changing the woman to Natalie Portman and another being changing the guy to Indestructible. :tongue:


like hell i could ever actually write that myself... :lol:

makethemsuffer12
06-21-2010, 08:28 PM
Well like I said in that post I just took an existing story and changed only a few details. One being changing the woman to Natalie Portman and another being changing the guy to Indestructible. :tongue:


like hell i could ever actually write that myself... :lol:

lol what was the original one?

zgodt
08-10-2010, 08:31 AM
Empire
New Hope
Jedi
every other sci-fi movie I've ever seen in my life.
the other three.


Fellowship
Towers
Return of the King

powerslave_85
02-11-2012, 09:12 PM
I watched all three prequels last night/today, and I think my new ranking of them would be ROTS > ATOC > PM. AOTC isn't quite as bad as I previously thought, PM is worse than I previously thought, and I think I finally, genuinely like ROTS. It's the one that I don't have major, glaring problems with, and it's the closest, quality-wise, to the originals.

Epidemic Reign
02-11-2012, 09:17 PM
I think I finally, genuinely like ROTS. It's the one that I don't have major, glaring problems with, and it's the closest, quality-wise, to the originals.

Totally agree with this. I think Episode III is worthy of the original trilogy.

I don't know about ranking II over I though... I need to watch them again, it's been a few years.

DementedX14
02-12-2012, 01:47 PM
Lord of the Rings
Two Towers
Fellowship of the Ring
Return of the King

Star Wars
Return of the Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Revenge of the Sith
Attack of the Clones
Phantom Meance

adamclark52
02-12-2012, 01:55 PM
Lord of the Rings
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
The Return of the King

Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
A New Hope
Attack of the Clones
The Phantom Menace

maidenpriest
02-12-2012, 01:59 PM
Lord of the Rings
Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Return of the King

Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
A New Hope
Attack of the Clones

adamclark52
02-12-2012, 02:26 PM
Lord of the Rings
Fellowship of the Ring
The Two Towers
Return of the King

Star Wars
The Empire Strikes Back
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
The Phantom Menace
A New Hope
Attack of the Clones

Holy crap, I never thought I'd see anyone rank the original under the Phantom Menace. I agree that it isn't the best by any means but I probably just love it for nostalgia.

I'm always torn on which is worst, Phantom Menace or Attack of the Clones. Phantom Menace starts out strong for the first twenty minutes or so, dies when they meet Jar Jar go to Tatooine then picks up towards the end. Whereas Attack of the Clones starts slow, then stays slow until the last part on Genosis. But I had such high expectations for the Phantom Menace while I had none whatsoever for Attack of the Clones.

Revenge of the Sith has it's cheese but had so many great parts (Order 66, the final duels) and Ewan MacGregor played Obi-Wan perfectly.

I could talk Star Wars all day.

maidenpriest
02-13-2012, 02:31 PM
Outside of Jar Jar, I just really enjoyed Phantom Menace. Plus with the first one, I thought parts of it were just blah. Plus Liam Neeson is one of my favorite actors

Fates Guardian
02-13-2012, 02:36 PM
The Fellowship of the Ring
The Return of the King
The Two Towers

The Empire Strikes Back
Return of the Jedi
A New Hope
Revenge of the Sith
The Phantom Menace
Attack of the Clones

HandOfDoom
02-14-2012, 06:26 AM
LOTR
Fellowship
Return of the King
The Two Towers

Star Wars
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Revenge of the Sith
Return of the Jedi
Attack of the Clones
Phantom Menace

elturtleboy
03-12-2012, 06:48 PM
Star Wars:
Phantom Menace
Return Of The Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
Revenge Of The Sith
A New Hope
Attack of The Clones

LOTR:
The Spy Who Shagged Me
Goldmember
International Man Of Mystery

FIGHT ME.

kalfitegrdan
03-13-2012, 01:24 PM
LOTR:
Two Towers
Fellowship
Return of the King

Star Wars:
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Empire Strikes Back
Attack of the Clones
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace

My friends and I actually spent a day about a year ago watching all the Star Wars movies...it lasted from about 1 in the afternoon to like 7 in the morning. I was the only one that stayed awake for every second of it. :allan: And then like two months ago we did the same with LOTR which last from like 4 in the afternoon until like 3 in the morning.