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x-voltage
02-08-2010, 09:36 PM
These don't necessarily have to be your favorite bands, but just bands that are purely badass. Bands that you would love moshing to.


-Chimaira
-Five Finger Death Punch
-Hatebreed
-Lamb of God
-Machine Head
-Pantera
-Slipknot
-Throwdown

DethMaiden
02-08-2010, 09:38 PM
http://img161.imageshack.us/img161/149/comicbookguybestthreadedn6.jpg

mankvill
02-08-2010, 09:42 PM
5 finger death punch
lamb of god
winds of plague
basically any band i can find on the radio between ufc matches and before my bros get here with the keg

shit is fuckin badass i bet the singers could kick anyones ass and therefore their music is so good

disturbed
korn (R U READY??????? JUMP DA FUKK UP!!!1)_
:rocker:

yeah man, i love badass bands

edit: fucking hatebreed man

Maiden33
02-08-2010, 09:52 PM
5 finger death punch
lamb of god
winds of plague
basically any band i can find on the radio between ufc matches and before my bros get here with the keg

shit is fuckin badass i bet the singers could kick anyones ass and therefore their music is so good

disturbed
korn (R U READY??????? JUMP DA FUKK UP!!!1)_
:rocker:

yeah man, i love badass bands

edit: fucking hatebreed man

:lol:

Seriously, I lol'd.

DethMaiden
02-08-2010, 09:54 PM
In all seriousness, this thread is something that would have appeared on the board a couple years ago as total irony if it appeared at all, and it kind of makes me want to throw up that a shit ton of active posters would probably love to share their totally serious answers to this question now. :barf:

mankvill
02-08-2010, 09:57 PM
In all seriousness, this thread is something that would have appeared on the board a couple years ago as total irony if it appeared at all, and it kind of makes me want to throw up that a shit ton of active posters would probably love to share their totally serious answers to this question now. :barf:

dude wtf i bet u cudnt even fight log or 5fdp one on one u fag so stfu and go back 2 ur dundeongs and dragons ultra underground BR00TAL shit just because its popular doesnt mean its not good i no hot girls who l;isten to log and 5fdp so that more than ur shitty shit can get

I think I've effectively lumped together every typical rebuttal from certain members of this board into one post!

Maiden33
02-08-2010, 10:01 PM
dude wtf i bet u cudnt even fight log or 5fdp one on one u fag so stfu and go back 2 ur dundeongs and dragons ultra underground BR00TAL shit just because its popular doesnt mean its not good i no hot girls who l;isten to log and 5fdp so that more than ur shitty shit can get

I think I've effectively lumped together every typical rebuttal from certain members of this board into one post!

That's two for two in the :lol: department.

Natrlhi
02-09-2010, 07:25 AM
That's two for two in the :lol: department.
Very true, sir - and very accurate to form, I might add. Monsieur Mankvill's post is really quite the work of art, I must say. Note the liberal use of acronyms, which the youth of today employ generously in order to increase the speed at which they can text. Also note the conscious omission of sentence breaks - or indeed, any punctuation whatsoever - a technique which is also applied for basically the same reason. In addition, notice the absence of proper capitalization - after all, pressing the "shift" button requires extra keystrokes which are not essential to a good scenester post. Finally, note the general tone of the paragraph - heavy on the chest-beating metaphors, insults to the reader (as well as belittling others to bolster the writer's own wavering self-esteem), and generally rebellious attitude. Oh, and the intentional misspellings are the coup de grace - they just seem to scream, "I don't care about proper spelling - screw society and your RULES!"

Bravo, old chap - bravo. Well done, indeed. You truly are in touch with the youth of today. Might we trouble you to interpret for us from time to time? Some of the posts from the young scenesters on this board are getting frightfully difficult to discern - your periodic assistance would be most welcome. Again - kudos, Sir Mankvill! :party:

Indestructible
02-09-2010, 12:40 PM
Lamb Of God
Pantera
Five finger Death Punch
Slayer
Hatebreed

ADD
02-09-2010, 12:50 PM
Fuckin kids these days don't know shit

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xKs59is8Z4s/SrvgmCBATtI/AAAAAAAAAag/MyD7iEwvoto/s400/POISON+IDEA-germany91+front.JPG


http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/10672255/GG+Allin+ggallin.jpg

DethMaiden
02-09-2010, 01:03 PM
Fuckin kids these days don't know shit

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xKs59is8Z4s/SrvgmCBATtI/AAAAAAAAAag/MyD7iEwvoto/s400/POISON+IDEA-germany91+front.JPG


http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/10672255/GG+Allin+ggallin.jpg

Honestly, that's not appealing to me either. As a spectator, sure, but I don't think I'd want to be in a crowd for something like what those dudes did, or even a Dead Kennedys/Black Flag/Minor Threat type show. Converge was un-fun enough twice.

ADD
02-09-2010, 01:05 PM
Honestly, that's not appealing to me either. As a spectator, sure, but I don't think I'd want to be in a crowd for something like what those dudes did, or even a Dead Kennedys/Black Flag/Minor Threat type show. Converge was un-fun enough twice.
Regardless, at least we can agree those guys/bands are all in another universe compared to the other bands mentioned in this thread.

DethMaiden
02-09-2010, 01:07 PM
Regardless, at least we can agree those guys/bands are all in another universe compared to the other bands mentioned in this thread.

Well duh. ;) In terms of "would I want to listen to them" they are, and in terms of "does the violence at their shows seem more justified and less about macho posturing," absolutely. I just wouldn't want to get hit by dudes I respect any more than I'd wanna get hit by dudes I don't. ;)

ADD
02-09-2010, 01:08 PM
Well duh. ;) In terms of "would I want to listen to them" they are, and in terms of "does the violence at their shows seem more justified and less about macho posturing," absolutely. I just wouldn't want to get hit by dudes I respect any more than I'd wanna get hit by dudes I don't. ;)
Haha word.

mankvill
02-09-2010, 01:25 PM
Poison Idea is fucking awesome.

I'm pretty sure Amebix or Iskra would rip apart any bands in the first post.

ADD
02-09-2010, 02:58 PM
Poison Idea is fucking awesome.

I'm pretty sure Amebix or Iskra would rip apart any bands in the first post.

:fist: Good thread save everyone :cool:

Dextrimental
02-09-2010, 03:20 PM
In a serious answer to the question, Lamb of God, Machine Head, Slayer, Pantera, bands of that ilk.

In response to the punk discussion going on a post or two up, I didn't go to Agnostic Front in Dublin this year for two reasons, firstly, I got the date wrong and it was inconvenient for me, and secondly, some kid got stabbed in the head in Belfast in 2003 at one of their shows. Those bands attract violence that no metal band will ever equal.

And of course in response to the scenester bashing going on, it is true, but the balance has tipped towards genuine fans for Lamb of God. Besides, we were all scenesters once.

Wizzbang11
02-09-2010, 03:41 PM
http://www.globaldarkness.com/cult/gism/gism1.jpg

GISM.
Sakevi is probably only rivaled by GG Allin as far as violent frontmen. He threw knives, mic stands and rocks, assaulted crowdmembers with gas burners and chainsaws, burnt down record stores selling bootlegs, attacked pop singers on live tv, and was constantly battling the law outside of GISM.

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/305611/Blasphemy.jpg

Blasphemy. Extremely violent bodybuilding war metal types, and know what? They can't come to the US because they have criminal records for RANDOM VIOLENCE AND ROBBING FUCKING GRAVES .

http://retroriff.com/uploads/2009/03/yamatsuka_eye_hanatarash/hanatarash32.jpg

Hanatarash. Insane Japanese noise shit known for extremely violent and short shows involving machetes, various vehicles, dead animals and all sorts of other mayhem.

http://strangereaction.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/anal_cunt.jpg
Anal Cunt. Hopefully they don't really need an explanation.

Comparing any sort of new metal band to these is blasphemy.

JRA
02-09-2010, 04:02 PM
SERSLY GUYS I XCLUSIVLY LISTEN TO SOULFLY & SEPULTURA AFTER 1991 COS BNTH THE REMAINS FRM THE ASS CUM THE STORMS (LOL WUT?) AND ARISE R SOOOOOOOO GAY

I'll take GG Allin balls deep in green poop more than any of the mall fag bands gaying up this thread.

mankvill
02-09-2010, 04:58 PM
Hanatarash.

I'm going to make sweet, sweet love to you.

PowerMaiden
02-09-2010, 05:21 PM
NP - Where Eagles Dare




it doesn't get any more badass than this !




Cheers !
Power:666:Maiden

Sanitarium78
02-10-2010, 12:43 PM
Besides, we were all scenesters once.

Speak for yourself on that one. I've been listening to metal since 1990 and never once have I done it to be "cool", "fit in" or be "accepted" by anyone. In fact i've never done anything to try and fit in at all. I did it and continue to, because I love the music. I never went to a show just because the band was considered cool or hip at the time. I only spend my money to go see bands that I actually like. Always have and always will.

It's fine if you or someone else on here was that at one time. But don't go painting everyone here with the same brush by saying we were all sceneters once. Because I sure as hell never was or will be and i'm sure there's other fans here who are exactly the same way.

mankvill
02-10-2010, 12:52 PM
Besides, we were all scenesters once.

You son of a bitch.

ADD
02-10-2010, 01:09 PM
Buzzov*en, Eyehategod, and about a dozen other bands of that ilk fit the bill as well.

http://i623.photobucket.com/albums/tt320/SoulrapeR/buzzov5en.jpg

http://media.avclub.com/images/events/performer/37751/eyehategod_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg

mankvill
02-10-2010, 01:17 PM
Wino would eat Randy Blythe alive.

Natrlhi
02-10-2010, 01:31 PM
Maybe it's because I just watched their first-ever DVD last night, but:

M E S H U G G A H

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JuuKun
02-10-2010, 03:53 PM
http://www.roadrunnerrecords.com/blabbermouth.net/news.aspx?mode=Article&newsitemID=66829

Shining and Niklas motherfucking Kvarforth, everbody.

British Viking
02-22-2010, 12:55 AM
o mei god ei am ded

megadeth87
04-05-2010, 01:15 AM
opener to headliner..

Evile
Nuclear Assault
Overkill
Testament
Sepultura (Max Cavalera on vocals)
Anthrax
Pantera (if it was possible)
Slayer
Megadeth

Fires Of Sedition
04-05-2010, 02:08 PM
You crazy dummies forgot The Offspring!

Natrlhi
04-05-2010, 02:38 PM
You crazy dummies forgot The Offspring!That's not even fucking funny.