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ChildrenofSodom
09-17-2009, 01:50 PM
HAPPY CONSTITUTION DAY!!!!

:rocker::rocker::allan::jima::usa::usa::usa::jima: :allan::rocker::rocker:

Fe Maiden
09-17-2009, 02:15 PM
I eat a good amount of fiber so I don't get constitution.......oh wait! :D

mankvill
09-17-2009, 02:20 PM
hey constitution, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the magna carta was the greatest written document of all time. OF ALL TIME!

ChildrenofSodom
09-17-2009, 02:27 PM
I eat a good amount of fiber so I don't get constitution.......oh wait! :D

We have the best government on the North American inContinent.

DethMaiden
09-17-2009, 02:34 PM
hey constitution, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the magna carta was the greatest written document of all time. OF ALL TIME!

:party::party: Well played.


Still, happy Constitution Day! :usa: Such an awesome document except for the Second Amendment.

SerpentineVIVIVI
09-17-2009, 02:35 PM
hey constitution, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the magna carta was the greatest written document of all time. OF ALL TIME!

:lol:

mankvill
09-17-2009, 02:42 PM
:party::party: Well played.


Still, happy Constitution Day! :usa: Such an awesome document except for the Second Amendment.

Automatic weapons were meant for the war
but here they are right outside your front door
gangs and theives are armed to the hilt
ready to kill with out all the guilt

gun control
we need gun control
gun control
we need gun control

Fe Maiden
09-17-2009, 03:00 PM
We have the best government on the North American inContinent.:lol:

ravenheart
09-17-2009, 03:36 PM
You people have a day... for a document.

I did not know that.

DethMaiden
09-17-2009, 03:40 PM
You people have a day... for a document.

I did not know that.

You have a country for pussies.

I did know that.

:usa:

mankvill
09-17-2009, 03:43 PM
You have a country for pussies.

I did know that.

:usa:

AMURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRCA

:jima:

makethemsuffer12
09-17-2009, 03:49 PM
hey constitution, i'm really happy for you and imma let you finish, but the magna carta was the greatest written document of all time. OF ALL TIME!

Win.

Natrlhi
09-17-2009, 05:25 PM
You have a country for pussies.

I did know that.

:usa:

:lol: I lol'ed.

TonyD
09-17-2009, 06:42 PM
You people have a day... for a document.

I did not know that.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a20/powerage225/1251584340247.jpg

SomewhereInTime72
09-17-2009, 06:59 PM
:lol: :lol: This thread is awesome.

ChildrenofSodom
09-17-2009, 07:17 PM
:lol: :lol: This thread is USAwesome.

fixed

es156
09-17-2009, 08:35 PM
This thread is :tp:

DethMaiden
09-17-2009, 08:42 PM
This thread is :tp:

SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FREEDOM

:usa: :usa: :jima:

rjturtle9
09-17-2009, 08:46 PM
this is the greatest thread ever!!

:jima::usa:

JRA
09-17-2009, 08:53 PM
This thread reminds me of that one part in Team America, where one puppet is pooping on another puppet's chest.

Natrlhi
09-17-2009, 09:18 PM
SORRY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF FREEDOM

:usa: :usa: :jima:
:party::rocker::party: Best retort I have read on this board - ever. You, sir, are win. ;)

This thread reminds me of that one part in Team America, where one puppet is pooping on another puppet's chest.
...and here we are reminded of why some people in other countries hate us so.

(Don't get mad, JRA - I still love ya, buddy ;))

Div
09-17-2009, 09:36 PM
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7150/1187906761572.png

Maiden33
09-17-2009, 09:38 PM
Wow, second thread in 24 hours to make me actually lol, and multiple times at that.

ChildrenofSodom
09-17-2009, 09:48 PM
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7150/1187906761572.png

That map is inaccurate. Ireland is actually part of the United Kingdom.

b_halperin
09-17-2009, 10:24 PM
:rat:

SomewhereInTime72
09-17-2009, 10:54 PM
That map is inaccurate. Ireland is actually part of the United Kingdom.

you have offended me*





*offended me blarney stones

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 05:35 AM
That map is inaccurate. Ireland is actually part of the United Kingdom.

Not it isn't. Only Northern Ireland is. The rest is on its own.

Sinfulsot
09-18-2009, 06:01 AM
http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/7150/1187906761572.png

Hey, where's Luxembourg??

DethMaiden
09-18-2009, 06:11 AM
Hey, where's Luxembourg??

I think it's an island.

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 09:50 AM
Hey, where's Luxembourg??

That the only missing one you could think of? ;)

ChildrenofSodom
09-18-2009, 11:58 AM
Not it isn't. Only Northern Ireland is. The rest is on its own.

pft. barely. :tp:

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 12:14 PM
pft. barely. :tp:

Haha, more is separate than is in the UK ;)

ChildrenofSodom
09-18-2009, 12:15 PM
Haha, more is separate than is in the UK ;)

You're all limeys to me.

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 01:39 PM
pft. barely. :tp:

Wow. You really don't know anything about Ireland do you?

Idiot.

mankvill
09-18-2009, 01:43 PM
WE MAY BE OVER-SEXED, OVER-PAID, AND OVER HERE, BUT YOU LIMEYS ARE UNDER-SEXED, UNDER-PAID, AND UNDER EISENHOWER!

http://texasdude.com/9-11-01/eagle_cry_bld.jpg

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 01:47 PM
WE MAY BE OVER-SEXED, OVER-PAID, AND OVER HERE, BUT YOU LIMEYS ARE UNDER-SEXED, UNDER-PAID, AND UNDER EISENHOWER!

http://texasdude.com/9-11-01/eagle_cry_bld.jpg


Were not limeys.. But yes, the british do suck.. Noone knows that more than us IRISH..

mankvill
09-18-2009, 01:48 PM
Dextrimental VS. Ravenheart

AFFLICTION BANNED 2139842389

DRUNK VS. LIMEY

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 01:50 PM
Dextrimental VS. Ravenheart

AFFLICTION BANNED 2139842389

DRUNK VS. LIMEY

Haha now thats more like it!! We may be drunk, but were not british :D

ChildrenofSodom
09-18-2009, 02:38 PM
Wow. You really don't know anything about Ireland do you?

Idiot.

Drunkard.

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 02:49 PM
Drunkard.

Whats your point?

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 03:46 PM
Haha now thats more like it!! We may be drunk, but were not british :D

Let me know next time a tour worth a damn bothers coming to Ireland ;)

U2 doesn't count.

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 03:47 PM
And for the record, I'm not British. Fuck that shit. I'm English.

DethMaiden
09-18-2009, 03:50 PM
And for the record, I'm not British. Fuck that shit. I'm English.

Phony U.S. pride aside for a moment, what's the difference?

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 03:52 PM
Phony U.S. pride aside for a moment, what's the difference?

England is a country. Great Britain is a bullshit name for a collection of countries so that one monarch can rule the lot. We don't even all have the same governments.

DethMaiden
09-18-2009, 03:54 PM
England is a country. Great Britain is a bullshit name for a collection of countries so that one monarch can rule the lot. We don't even all have the same governments.

Huh. That's interesting. Maybe it's just over here that we use them interchangeably.

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 03:58 PM
Huh. That's interesting. Maybe it's just over here that we use them interchangeably.

You're one of the main culprits, but most of Europe do the same. Perhaps because all of their television is either ours or yours ;)

It's widespread used to mean the same thing because the English, for the most part, have always put up with being referred to as British because we've always been the dominant part. If you ask a Welshman or a Scotsman if they're British they'll punch you in the face.

We resent it less because, on the whole, we're in charge. Not me, though.

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 04:04 PM
Let me know next time a tour worth a damn bothers coming to Ireland ;)

U2 doesn't count.

Whats that got to do with anything?

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 04:05 PM
And for the record, I'm not British. Fuck that shit. I'm English.

Good stuff. I dont want to be associated with Britain anymtheore than you do.

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 04:08 PM
Good stuff. I dont want to be associated with Britain anymtheore than you do.

That's because you're born with a broom handle up your arse (and a beer in your hand) ;)

Seriously, I hate being categorised as British because as far as I'm concerned it's incorrect, since Britain isn't a country. But you're not even part of Britain, and therefore your anti-Britain stance is macho posturing bullshit. Which isn't your fault, it's pounded into you from birth. But it's still bullshit.

Just like we're meant to hate the Germans and the French and the US must hate Canada and Mexico. Utter nonsense, but we're conditioned to do it all the same.

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 04:10 PM
Whats that got to do with anything?

About as much as all of your comments so far.

mankvill
09-18-2009, 04:12 PM
That's because you're born with a broom handle up your arse (and a beer in your hand) ;)

Seriously, I hate being categorised as British because as far as I'm concerned it's incorrect, since Britain isn't a country. But you're not even part of Britain, and therefore your anti-Britain stance is macho posturing bullshit. Which isn't your fault, it's pounded into you from birth. But it's still bullshit.

Just like we're meant to hate the Germans and the French and the US must hate Canada and Mexico. Utter nonsense, but we're conditioned to do it all the same.

SHUT UP YOU BRIT

http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/8743.jpg

NINE LEVEN NEVAR FORGET

ravenheart
09-18-2009, 04:13 PM
Your Caps key got stuck tonight, didn't it?

mankvill
09-18-2009, 04:15 PM
Your Caps key got stuck tonight, didn't it?

AMERICAN PRIDE IS NEVER LOWER CASE

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 04:22 PM
That's because you're born with a broom handle up your arse (and a beer in your hand) ;)

Seriously, I hate being categorised as British because as far as I'm concerned it's incorrect, since Britain isn't a country. But you're not even part of Britain, and therefore your anti-Britain stance is macho posturing bullshit. Which isn't your fault, it's pounded into you from birth. But it's still bullshit.

Just like we're meant to hate the Germans and the French and the US must hate Canada and Mexico. Utter nonsense, but we're conditioned to do it all the same.

No, I just don't want to be called British, I'm Irish, and ChildrenofSodom did just that. Thats why I'm ticked off. Not at you, or Britain. At him for being ignorant. I'm not anti-british or anti-anything for that matter, I just don't like ignorance on such matters.

zgodt
09-18-2009, 04:24 PM
That's because you're born with a broom handle up your arse (and a beer in your hand) ;)

Seriously, I hate being categorised as British because as far as I'm concerned it's incorrect, since Britain isn't a country. But you're not even part of Britain, and therefore your anti-Britain stance is macho posturing bullshit. Which isn't your fault, it's pounded into you from birth. But it's still bullshit.

Just like we're meant to hate the Germans and the French and the US must hate Canada and Mexico. Utter nonsense, but we're conditioned to do it all the same.

We don't hate Canada or Mexico. We just think they're funny.

ChildrenofSodom
09-18-2009, 05:22 PM
No, I just don't want to be called British, I'm Irish, and ChildrenofSodom did just that. Thats why I'm ticked off. Not at you, or Britain. At him for being ignorant. I'm not anti-british or anti-anything for that matter, I just don't like ignorance on such matters.

Dude. Do you not understand irony? I know the fucking different. I was being faux-nationalistic.

Dextrimental
09-18-2009, 06:06 PM
Dude. Do you not understand irony? I know the fucking different. I was being faux-nationalistic.


I understand irony, yes. Just such things do not travel well across text based internet forums. I apologise for flipping the lid, just please make your jokes a little more obvious next time.

ChildrenofSodom
09-18-2009, 08:10 PM
I understand irony, yes. Just such things do not travel well across text based internet forums. I apologise for flipping the lid, just please make your jokes a little more obvious next time.

Sorry, I thought...:rocker::rocker::allan::jima::usa::usa:: usa::jima::allan::rocker::rocker: set the mood for irony. My bad.

Div
09-18-2009, 09:52 PM
http://aizen.usakochan.net/images/Code%20Geass/Misc/all_hail_britanniath.jpg


AWWWWL HAIL BRITANNNNIAAAAAA

SomewhereInTime72
09-19-2009, 07:16 AM
http://aizen.usakochan.net/images/Code%20Geass/Misc/all_hail_britanniath.jpg


AWWWWL HAIL BRITANNNNIAAAAAA

http://img399.imageshack.us/img399/9098/pdvd001ej0.png

AMERICA = BRITANNIA