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mankvill
06-28-2009, 08:41 AM
What the hell is going on

SomewhereInTime72
06-28-2009, 08:45 AM
The government is using this to ease the announcement that 50 is the new age limit.

SirLardsAlot
06-28-2009, 08:55 AM
This week sucks.

b_halperin
06-28-2009, 09:01 AM
NO

JUST NO

im so pissed right now you have no idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-VrXmUmf8o&feature=channel_page

Derelict
06-28-2009, 09:15 AM
This guy was more entertaining to me than Michael Jackson

mankvill
06-28-2009, 09:16 AM
Pitchmen was SUCH A GOOD SHOW.

ChildrenofSodom
06-28-2009, 09:25 AM
What the deal, God?

JRA
06-28-2009, 09:31 AM
***crosses fingers for Sharon Osbourne next***

Wizzbang11
06-28-2009, 09:45 AM
Billy Mays was the greatest thing to happen to commercials ever.

So much that my band made a stupid Mays themed grind CD about a year ago.

Goddammit, fuck Farrah and Michael, this is the word.

Div
06-28-2009, 10:08 AM
HEY EVERYONE! BILLY MAYS HENNNNNNNNGGGGGG


seriously, you know what kind of blood pressure this guy must've had. talking like that all the time? and i do mean all the time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI)

es156
06-28-2009, 10:14 AM
***crosses fingers for Sharon Osbourne next***

:lol:


The metal world would rejoice. Except for Zakk. He would have to alternate his moaning and groaning between her and Dimebag.

Div
06-28-2009, 10:41 AM
RIP Billy Mays
1958 - 2009

His Words Were Loud,
His Face Was Beard

SomewhereInTime72
06-28-2009, 10:42 AM
HEY EVERYONE! BILLY MAYS HENNNNNNNNGGGGGG


seriously, you know what kind of blood pressure this guy must've had. talking like that all the time? and i do mean all the time (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VtYdDK1uTDI)

This is hilarious.

RIP Billy. :(

edit: worst month ever.

Indestructible
06-28-2009, 12:06 PM
***crosses fingers for Sharon Osbourne next***

has much has we want sharon dead if she has enough control over ozzy he will kill him self soon after.

JRA
06-28-2009, 01:42 PM
:lol:


The metal world would rejoice. Except for Zakk. He would have to alternate his moaning and groaning between her and Dimebag.

Somehow, I just can't picture Zakk whining over her. Maybe for the first week or so he'd be like "Bummer," but he'd move on.

Div
06-28-2009, 01:56 PM
OUT OF RESPECT EVERYONE MUST LEAVE THEIR CAPSLOCK KEY ON FOR THE REST OF THE DAY

DethMaiden
06-28-2009, 01:59 PM
CRUISE CONTROL FOR SALES

mankvill
06-28-2009, 02:16 PM
HI MY NAME IS MANKVILL AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU TO MOVE TO KANSAS

Div
06-28-2009, 02:16 PM
:lol:

http://img188.imageshack.us/img188/9385/billymaysvent.jpg

mankvill
06-28-2009, 02:22 PM
All the consumers and naysayers (will look up and shout, "Save us!"... And I'll look down, and shout, "HI, BILLY MAYS HERE!"

:lol:

Div
06-28-2009, 02:31 PM
HI MY NAME IS MANKVILL AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU TO MOVE TO KANSAS

DUDE GIVE IT UP NOONE WANTS TO GO THERE

ChildrenofSodom
06-28-2009, 02:35 PM
HI MY NAME IS MANKVILL AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU TO MOVE TO KANSAS

C'MON MANKVILL, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

mankvill
06-28-2009, 07:22 PM
C'MON MANKVILL, YOU CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT!

HI IT'S VINCE WITH THE SLAPCHOP
YOU'RE SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP
SLAP-SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA)

ChildrenofSodom
06-28-2009, 07:32 PM
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!

Blitzkrieg Witchcraft
06-28-2009, 07:35 PM
HI IT'S VINCE WITH THE SLAPCHOP
YOU'RE SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP
SLAP-SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA)

that's fucking awesome.

all I can say is shamWOW!!!

Div
06-28-2009, 08:14 PM
BILLY MAYS HERE, TROLLING YOUR OFFICE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhPqgRVok7Q

Div
06-28-2009, 08:15 PM
HI IT'S VINCE WITH THE SLAPCHOP
YOU'RE SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP
SLAP-SLAPPIN' YOUR TROUBLES AWAY WITH THE SLAPCHOP (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA)

YOU DARE POST A VIDEO OF THIS FAGGOT IN A BILLY MAYS THREAD? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!

mankvill
06-28-2009, 08:45 PM
YOU DARE POST A VIDEO OF THIS FAGGOT IN A BILLY MAYS THREAD? WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!

VINCE WITH SLAPCHOP

TonyD
06-28-2009, 09:50 PM
***crosses fingers for Sharon Osbourne next***

Hats off to you.
And you better bet your ass the next Ozzy album would be the best in 18 or 28 years.

DethMaiden
06-28-2009, 09:55 PM
Hats off to you.
And you better bet your ass the next Ozzy album would be the best in 18 or 28 years.

*does quick math*

No More Tears and Blizzard of Ozz? Good calls, man. :rocker:

BlackmoreOfBowling
06-28-2009, 10:25 PM
:bawling:

R.I.P. Billy Mays

Television advertising as we know it is dead. Fuck Vince Poser.

TonyD
06-28-2009, 10:47 PM
*does quick math*

Blizzard of Ozz? Good call[s], man. :rocker:

:hecho:
Might wanna do the long math...

DethMaiden
06-29-2009, 08:26 AM
:hecho:
Might wanna do the long math...

Diary then? Well, Blizzard is better I think, and I guess I forgot what year they came out respectively.

JRA
06-29-2009, 10:23 AM
Blizzard came out in 80, Diary came out in 81.

rjturtle9
06-29-2009, 11:26 AM
RIP Billy Mays
1958 - 2009

His Words Were Loud,
His Face Was Beard

:( now all we have is headset guy

b_halperin
06-29-2009, 11:42 AM
:( now all we have is headset guy

fuck that douche

TonyD
06-29-2009, 11:55 AM
Diary then? Well, Blizzard is better I think, and I guess I forgot what year they came out respectively.

Yeah, I don't really care which is better, but if Blizzard is, it isn't by much.

SomewhereInTime72
06-29-2009, 12:02 PM
Yeah I don't think any solo Ozzy album has been or will be able to touch Blizzard or Diary, really.

b_halperin
06-29-2009, 12:18 PM
lol how do forums change topics so quickly and randomly?

from billy mays to ozzy osbourne

ChildrenofSodom
06-29-2009, 05:15 PM
He had hypertensive heart disease. All that yelling probably didnt help.

DethMaiden
07-01-2009, 12:23 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/Fubarpirate/R75Z68Jtvk6hw38qb6l9ATAso1_500.jpg

Oh God.

makethemsuffer12
07-01-2009, 05:15 PM
Blasphemy. BLASPHEMY I SAY!!!

rjturtle9
07-01-2009, 05:29 PM
you get the Shamwow, you get the slapchop, and we'll even double your offer!! but call in the next 10 minutes, and you will get a FREE Billy Mays head!! call now cause we can't do this all day!

Sinfulsot
07-02-2009, 06:34 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/Fubarpirate/R75Z68Jtvk6hw38qb6l9ATAso1_500.jpg

Oh God.

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