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powerslave_85
06-23-2009, 09:25 PM
So stoked to see this. I'm going to see it as soon as I get off work tomorrow!









Just kidding! I'd rather cut my dick off with a rusty spoon at a Brokencyde concert than see this fucking piece of shit. I heard there are two "black" robots who can't read. And one of them has a gold tooth. Fuck you, Michael Bay. Fuck you forever.

DethMaiden
06-23-2009, 09:30 PM
GODDAMMIT CRAWL IN A HOLE AND DIE MICHAEL BAY

AND YOU TOO SHIA LABEEF

SomewhereInTime72
06-23-2009, 09:38 PM
:lol: :lol: You actually had me there for a second before I got to the rest of the post. I was so confused. :tongue:

Div
06-23-2009, 10:24 PM
I hope Michael Bay blows himself up in one of his lame ass explosions.


there is only one transformers movie. the one where orson welles voices a giant pissed off planet eating robot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUE0f7j_T2s&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4GaPcLgOs&feature=related

seriously, one of the most menacing villians ive ever heard

mankvill
06-23-2009, 11:42 PM
I hate it when people mispronounce Shia LeBeouf. Because they say "Shay La..." and I think they're gonna say Shay Laren (http://latabernaderael.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/shaylaren.jpg) and I get all excited, but then say, "...boof?"

Div
06-25-2009, 03:09 PM
to be fair, michael bay didnt write the movie, these two 'pretty cool guys' did

http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads/transformers-roberto-orci-and-alex-kurtzman1.jpg

JRA
06-25-2009, 04:37 PM
I was in class today and this textbook skinny ditz said "OMG TRANSFORMERS 2 WAS SO GOOD." I non-chalantly asked her if she even watched the cartoon series, to which she replied "No."

It is absolutely disgusting to know that two of these CGI slabs of garbage have been released.

Div
06-25-2009, 05:04 PM
heres an example of how ridiculous this movie is


this is soundwave, he was my favorite G1 character:

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs19/300W/i/2008/209/f/8/I_am_Soundwave____by_fargnay.jpg


now here was a concept art floating around before the movie came out. it doesnt look exactly like him, but the basics of how he looks are pretty much the same. i thought to myself that it was pretty good compared to how some of the other transformers looked.

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9197/soundwavepickg3.jpg








but turns out, this is how he looks in the movie.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hb1nxW8a_tc/SfY_g_bueoI/AAAAAAAAAx8/w1yMzh3dfQk/s400/Frank-Welker-soundwave-movie-2-revenge-of-the-fallen-generation1-g1.jpg


...wut? that's just... huh? what is this final fantasy looking bullshit? how do you fuck something up so bad to the point where even the basic shape of the character is lost in translation? the thought of all these little kids playing with this toy and knowing him as "soundwave" is just.... fuck

TonyD
06-25-2009, 05:17 PM
Now it's your turn to learn that, "it's just a movie".

I liked the first one, but after hearing that this one is made of explosions and black stereotypes, I'll save my 10 bucks for Public Enemies or the Hangover.

JRA
06-25-2009, 05:18 PM
heres an example of how ridiculous this movie is


this is soundwave, he was my favorite G1 character:

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs19/300W/i/2008/209/f/8/I_am_Soundwave____by_fargnay.jpg


now here was a concept art floating around before the movie came out. it doesnt look exactly like him, but the basics of how he looks are pretty much the same. i thought to myself that it was pretty good compared to how some of the other transformers looked.

http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/9197/soundwavepickg3.jpg








but turns out, this is how he looks in the movie.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_hb1nxW8a_tc/SfY_g_bueoI/AAAAAAAAAx8/w1yMzh3dfQk/s400/Frank-Welker-soundwave-movie-2-revenge-of-the-fallen-generation1-g1.jpg


...wut? that's just... huh? what is this final fantasy looking bullshit? how do you fuck something up so bad to the point where even the basic shape of the character is lost in translation? the thought of all these little kids playing with this toy and knowing him as "soundwave" is just.... fuck


Exactly, Shia and Megan could be somewhat forgivable if the actual characters looked distinguishable.

TonyD
06-25-2009, 05:22 PM
^ I think the idea was to make them look semi-real, like Star Trek.

Div
06-25-2009, 05:30 PM
i wouldnt even care how they looked if the movies werent written so badly. those two assholes just took a story that already exists and decided "lets change everything about it and make it ours now"


all they needed to do in order to make an awesome movie was to re-shoot saving private ryan where all the characters are robots.

mastodon421
07-03-2009, 12:07 PM
I actually liked this movie.

powerslave_85
07-03-2009, 12:31 PM
Best "review" ever: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1

SomewhereInTime72
07-03-2009, 01:41 PM
Best "review" ever: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1

This is excellent.

Div
07-03-2009, 04:59 PM
wow... that review makes me very sad.

one thing that pisses me off is the title. "revenge" implies "oh shit, the bad guys are coming back with a vengence!" ...but the bad guys were barely in the first movie as it was, so how can they expect anyone to really give a shit about them?

DethMaiden
07-03-2009, 06:50 PM
Best "review" ever: http://www.toplessrobot.com/2009/06/bonus_robs_transformers_2_faqs.php?page=1

Fucking hilarious.

ChildrenofSodom
07-03-2009, 07:00 PM
So, does no one care that Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is teaching our children lies? The Ice Age took place after the fall of the dinosaurs, and the idea that dinosaurs would come into bearing after the highly evolved mammals is preposterous. Is Kent Hovind making this movie?

powerslave_85
07-03-2009, 07:35 PM
So, does no one care that Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs is teaching our children lies? The Ice Age took place after the fall of the dinosaurs, and the idea that dinosaurs would come into bearing after the highly evolved mammals is preposterous. Is Kent Hovind making this movie?
Ha, I was ranting about that when I saw the trailer.

Div
07-03-2009, 09:11 PM
maybe as the ice age comes to an end and the great glaciers begin to melt the gang happens upon the lost technology of a crashed alien ship, which was buried in the ice for thousands of years, which the squirrel guy activates by mistake while hilariously trying to bury an acorn, and sends them back in time?

im calling it.